SCOOTING BABY

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Stucky
Stucky
March 9, 2014 4:48 pm

Looks like SAH shitting all over my posts.

Nine months old or so? And already OBESE. And don’t give me any bullshit about “baby fat”. Those parents shouldn’t have any more kids.

pierrelafonte
pierrelafonte
March 9, 2014 6:34 pm

epidemic of obese six months old has more to do with what the mother ate before she was even pregnant. see ‘fat head’ and ‘wheat belly’. stop eating sugar and wheat people.

TeresaE
TeresaE
March 10, 2014 8:23 pm

@pierre

Yep, wheat and sugar (and artificial sweeteners and a myriad chemicals added to our foods to INTENTIONALLY cause cravings and hunger, thanks FDA, ya’ crooked bastards) is bad

But, the mother’s hormones keep that from happening.

Until you vaccinate, medicate and poison the mother.

Then, once Junior is thoroughly poisoned, oops, protected, he is bottlefed anytime he fusses.

Breastfed babies are rarely fat.

Breastfed babies get sick less.

Breastfed babies are healthy babies.

AND the nursing mothers, if they nurse long enough (close to 2 years, longer if possible) have reduced chances of cancer AND better weight issues.

Yes, our modern diets suck. But our babies are sick because we shoot them full of chemicals from before they are born (completely opposite the way it was 20, 30, 40 years ago), shoot them full of more on the day of birth, then shove a bottle full of foreign made chemical “nutrition” in their mouths to shut them up.

Babies are supposed to be fat. Once little Junior starts walking he will slim down – some.

Worry about fat 5 year olds, not pudgy infants. Pudgy infants equate to smarter children. Fat older children reverse the trend.

Just saying.