DUMBSHITS R US

Pretty amazing, only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map. And the farther away they guessed it to be, the more they believed we need to intervene militarily.

Translation: Only dumbshits believe we need to intervene in Ukraine. It’s amazing, we’re spending $12,000 a year on education, but producing a massive number of dumbshits. Even college graduates are dumbshits (despite having spent $1.2 trillion on their “education”). Most simply get their information from the MSM obviously. But I’m guessing 95% of the population can recognize Honey boo boo or knows the name of the mulatto Kardasian baby. Once again, I’d have to say, we’re doomed.

Where’s Ukraine?

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/08/2014 13:38 -0400

Only one out of six Americans could correctly locate Ukraine on a map of the world, but perhaps even more disconcerting, as The Washington Post reports, the farther their guesses were from Ukraine’s actual location, the more they wanted the US to intervene with military force…

As The Washington Post reports,

Accuracy varies across demographic groups. In general, younger Americans tended to provide more accurate responses than their older counterparts: 27 percent of 18-24 year olds correctly identified Ukraine, compared with 14 percent of 65+ year-olds. Men tended to do better than women, with 20 percent of men correctly identifying Ukraine and 13 percent of women.

Interestingly, members of military households were no more likely to correctly locate Ukraine (16.1 percent correct) than members of non-military households (16 percent correct), but self-identified independents (29 percent correct) outperformed both Democrats (14 percent correct) and Republicans (15 percent correct). Unsurprisingly, college graduates (21 percent correct) were more likely to know where Ukraine was than non-college graduates (13 percent correct), but even 77 percent of college graduates failed to correctly place Ukraine on a map.

The proportion of college grads who could correctly identify Ukraine is only slightly higher than the proportion of Americans who told Pew that President Obama was Muslim in August 2010.

The further our respondents thought that Ukraine was from its actual location, the more they wanted the U.S. to intervene militarily.

Even controlling for a series of demographic characteristics and participants’ general foreign policy attitudes, we found that the less accurate our participants were, the more they wanted the U.S. to use force, the greater the threat they saw Russia as posing to U.S. interests, and the more they thought that using force would advance U.S. national security interests; all of these effects are statistically significant at a 95 percent confidence level.

The results are clear, but also somewhat disconcerting:

The less people know about where Ukraine is located on a map, the more they want the U.S. to intervene militarily.

A scatter-plot of people’s guesses where Ukraine is:

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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-08/wheres-ukraine

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Stucky
Stucky
April 8, 2014 2:32 pm

Well choosing Alaska certainly is a “WTF” moment.

But, who is the DUMBFUK who thinks Ukraine is about 500 miles off the coast of North Carolina??

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
April 8, 2014 2:46 pm

I’ll give those who thought Ukraine was in the UK a passing grade since it rains there quite a bit, so there is some logic in that selection.

PrisonerofZelda
PrisonerofZelda
April 8, 2014 3:19 pm

Gotta love the Alaska marks, and we wonder why Tar Balls got elected.

Bullock
Bullock
April 8, 2014 3:54 pm

I fucking give up. The wife told me 1 out of 4 people at her job knew who Nancy Pelosi is.

Sometimes I just sit at my desk and just shake my head, at a complete loss for words.

Gayle
Gayle
April 8, 2014 4:47 pm

I often wonder what the true percentage of engaged citizens has been over the history of this country. Perhaps the founders were way too optimistic about the common man’s interest in the goings on at his city hall, state Capitol, and the White House.

Stucky
Stucky
April 8, 2014 5:48 pm

Eric Holder attempts to answer the question; “Where is Ukraine?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj-IekmExks&feature=player_detailpage

Billy
Billy
April 8, 2014 8:29 pm

My son noticed that Madagascar had a dot on it..

Really? Fuckin REALLY?!?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 8, 2014 10:38 pm

From the Washington Post blog itself: “the proportion of college grads who could correctly identify Ukraine is only slightly higher than the proportion of Americans who told Pew that President Obama was Muslim in August 2010.” That’s because the people who could identify Ukraine are the same ones who think he’s a Muslim – the smart ones. If I’d had to point out Ukraine six months ago, I suppose there’s a 20% chance I’d have picked Belarus by mistake, but for the last month the media’s been full of pictures of the Black Sea, Crimea, etc. Christ, I can practically speak Ukrainian myself now.

Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
April 8, 2014 10:49 pm

I’ll say it again: government schools do not want informed, knowledgeable people. They want automatons. They’ve succeeded.

ASIG
ASIG
April 9, 2014 2:43 am

Well then I guess there arn’t many that could show you where Chernobyl is.

NIck A
NIck A
April 9, 2014 6:22 am

ASIG – in answer to your question, just a few km from the former city of Pripyat. In my case, ONE day there provided an 18mSv absorbed dose (annual safe limit 50mSv), and I was nowhere near the Sarcophagus.

Often wondered if there was any sinister connection between the Ukrainian word (Chernobyl) and it’s Western translation – Wormwood.

I note also that two respondents think the Ukraine is located in or near Western Australia – with that sense of direction, their holidays must be “quite interesting”!!