IT’S NOT IN THE HOLE

I sometimes wonder whether these articles purposely avoid the real reasons for the problems they talk about. The golf industry is in full bore collapse. This article details the issues perfectly well. But the reason for the collapse can be found in my Retail Death Rattle article. Golf is an expensive hobby. It is mostly played by middle aged and older men. They don’t have the dough to be buying new clubs and paying greens fees. Golf is played using discretionary income. It has dried up for formerly middle class dudes. It really is that simple.

There was a massive over-expansion of courses and now the chickens are coming home to hatch. Prices are crashing and golf courses are closing at a record pace. The best part of the story is classic Americana. When our dumbass high school morons can’t pass standardized tests, we make them easier and tell them they are smart. The golf gods have figured out the problem of less people playing golf. The holes are too small. If they just make the holes bigger, the golfing industry will revive. It’s as if Carl Spackler is running this country.

Golf Market Stuck in Bunker as Thousands Leave the Sport

Once the go-to activity for corporate bonding, the golf industry is suffering from an exodus of players, a lack of interest among millennials and the mass closure of courses. The sordid personal life of Tiger Woods, who for years was golf’s biggest ambassador, also hasn’t helped. All that has taken a toll on the companies that make and sell golf equipment, including Dick’s Sporting Goods Inc. and Callaway Golf Co.

About 400,000 players left the sport last year, according to the National Golf Foundation. While almost 260,000 women took up golf, some 650,000 men quit. A severe winter on the East Coast worsened the situation this year by delaying the start of golfing season for many. Slow sales of clubs and other gear dragged down results for Dick’s this week, sending its stock on the worst tumble since the retail chain went public in 2002.

“Golf is in a bit of a drought,” said Allen Adamson, managing director at brand consulting firm Landor Associates in New York. “It’s a pretty high-price sport, and leisure time is getting crunched.”
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Slow golf sales over the past 15 months created a glut of golf inventory at wholesale and retail outlets, forcing them to slash prices. Dick’s is selling some drivers for $99 that were priced at $299 just 20 months ago, Chief Executive Officer Ed Stack said this week on a conference call. Golf sales missed Dick’s target about $34 million in first quarter.

“We don’t feel we’ve found the bottom yet in the golf sales number,” Stack said.

Deep Discounts?

The bleak outlook rippled through the golf industry. Shares of Callaway, a Carlsbad, California-based maker of golf clubs, tumbled 9 percent to $7.60 on May 20. Callaway, which sells the Big Bertha driver, had delivered its own dim forecast last month. The company warned that full-year profit could come in at the low end of its previous guidance, especially if discounting is heavier than expected.

“We anticipate a heavy promotional environment while the industry works through excess inventory,” CEO Chip Brewer said on a conference call in April. The company hasn’t reported an annual profit since 2008.

TaylorMade, the Adidas AG-owned brand that makes clubs and golf accessories, also is suffering. The business saw a 34 percent sales drop in the first quarter, Adidas said earlier this month. Still, not all golf equipment is in decline. Overall, manufacturers’ sales rose 1.2 percent last year, according to the Sports & Fitness Industry Association. While sales of golf balls fell 4.9 percent, clubs grew 4.2 percent.

Younger Generation

Though cold weather and the sluggish economy are providing temporary headwinds, a generational shift may be a bigger cause for concern. The sport is suffering the biggest decline from younger players, according to the National Golf Foundation, with 200,000 players under 35 abandoning the game last year.

“Everybody’s hooked up to their handhelds, so it’s social networking instead of sports,” said Gerald Celente, publisher of the Trends Journal in Kingston, New York. The motivation for wannabe executives to spend hours chasing small balls no longer exists, he said.

“It’s something that’s associated with boom times,” he said. “Most of society’s not moving up, and golf is associated with moving up.”

Woods, 38, helped draw younger players to the game, though his personal challenges may have reduced his influence. He divorced his wife of four years in 2010 after admitting marital infidelity and has suffered a series of injuries.

Fewer Courses

There also are fewer places to play golf these days. Only 14 new courses were built in the U.S. last year, while almost 160 shut down, the National Golf Foundation said. Last year marked the eighth straight year that more courses closed than opened.

The people sticking with the sport are playing fewer rounds than before, often opting for nine holes rather than 18. In total, U.S. golfers played 462 million rounds last year, according to Golf Datatech. That was the fewest number since 1995.

“Golf has been a crummy business for a long time,” said Paul Swinand, an analyst at Morningstar Inc. in Chicago.

Golf advocates are doing their best to attract younger players, though. Some courses have even added wider holes to make the sport less intimidating, with a Golf.com story last month asking, “Could a 15-inch hole be the answer to golf’s growth problem?”

Hack Golf

TaylorMade sponsored a 15-inch cup tournament last month, aiming to make the sport faster and easier. The brand also co- sponsors a website with the PGA of America with the goal of “crowdsourcing the future of golf.” The site endorses Hack Golf, a movement to figure out the parts of golf that aren’t fun and fix them.
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AWD
AWD
May 26, 2014 10:06 am

People quit playing golf when “fuck freedom and responsibility, let’s play 18 holes” bathhouse barry Obama was elected president. It’s not a coincidence.

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Leobeer
Leobeer
May 26, 2014 10:17 am

Admin,

This isn’t unique to America. Over here in Thailand I have seen many ex-pats give up the game since 2008 when their savings took a huge hit.

Tourism is down, they blame the political situation which is only part of it. A friend of mine used to bring over a tour group of about 20 every year from Canada. Last year, it was only 4, he blames “lack of interest in golf vacations.”

Most courses in Thailand are not busy except for January/early February when the Japs and the Koreans invade the place.

This is a good thing for those of us that do play, we enjoy it more when the courses aren’t crowded.

Bigger holes? Why not get rid of the bunkers and water hazards as well? Move the tees up 50 yards? It’s because the game looks easy but it isn’t that makes it fun. Making it easier sucks the fun right out of it.

What’s next? Baseball would have higher scores if they move the fences in 50 feet? 80 yard football fields? Lower basketball hoops because white men can’t jump?

Stucky
Stucky
May 26, 2014 10:21 am

I started golf in my late 20’s and played about 10 years. There are some beautiful courses along the shores of Lake Michigan, and it wasn’t that expensive. The most expensive aspect for me was that I needed about 12-18 balls per round. Really.

“It’s not in the hole!” ……….. there’s a Mrs. SSS joke in there somewhere.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
May 26, 2014 10:48 am

Golf is suffering the same “over-expansion and dieback” phenom that the consumer retail world is experiencing.

The same phenom that ALL systems experience, whether biologic, economic, political.

Here’s all ya gotta know, in one handy graph I have prepared for you today:

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Please note that the downward curve is also an EXPONENTIAL function.

Thatisall.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
May 26, 2014 10:49 am

Gosh my Doom Pix are so large, kinda like the Doom, heh.

Right click to open in a new tab for the complete effect.

AWD
AWD
May 26, 2014 11:02 am

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AWD
AWD
May 26, 2014 11:06 am

Obama “Madder Than Hell” After Golfing Accident Triggers WWIII

President Obama told a press conference today that he is “madder than hell” and “no one is angrier than I am” after a routine test of new $100 billion software intended to allow him to play computer-simulated golf rounds accidentally triggered World War III.

The president told the assembled journalists he only found out about the war while watching the news on TV. The war is expected to kill upwards of one billion people.

The president once again denied accusations that the golf software project had suffered from incompetence and mismanagement since it first began 5 years ago, saying “ICBM silos mysteriously go on red alert status all the time, there was no evidence to suggest virtual putting was connected to any of it.”

As far as the rumors that the lights at SAC HQ went out every time the golf software crashed, Mr. Obama remarked “it was just a coincidence.”

Continuing his prepared statement, the president vowed to “get to the bottom of this” and toward that end, announced he is seriously considering forming a blue ribbon panel consisting of experts from the consulting company that created the software and their friends and relatives to investigate the problem and get back to him no later than six months from now.

The president said he would make a final decision on the blue ribbon panel after returning from vacation.

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After his statement, the president took questions from the assembled reporters during which he expressed his acrimony, indignation and seething resentment over the software problems. At one point, the president’s choler became so intense, he asked for a Thesaurus to be brought out for him to refer to as he spoke.

As the press conference ended, the president, still visibly annoyed, shook his fist in the air and announced “Let me be clear, heads are going to roll!” He then peevishly grabbed his golf bag and left the press room.

Shortly after the news conference, the White House Office of Cool Technology Investments announced the resignation of Cora Uption, the official in charge of hiring the consulting company that created the glitchy golf software. Ms. Uption had previously announced her retirement from the WHOCTI effective next month so she could accept a much higher-paying job as a lobbyist for the consulting company that created the glitchy golf software.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, emerging from her taxpayer-provided personal fallout shelter complete with movie theater, swimming pool and wet bar, took the occasion to place the blame for the war on former president George W. Bush.

“This is just another problem we inherited from Bush”, stated Pelosi. “If he had authorized the creation of virtual golf software for the White House instead of waging illegal wars for oil, this would’ve happened on his watch!”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, hiding in a location so secret not even he is sure of where he is, released a brief statement: “Didn’t I warn you about the Koch Brothers? Huh? Didn’t I?”

Meanwhile, executives at CNN defended their decision to limit coverage of World War III in favor of continuing round-the-clock coverage of the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370.

“Get a clue”, said one executive off the record. “Where is most of our audience? Airports! What are people in airports most interested in? Planes! It’s not rocket science!”

In a late breaking development on this story, President Obama made an appearance on “Late Night with David Letterman” last night during which he told the host he is “still really steamed about this.”

“You know me, Dave, I’ve been on your show 4 or 5 hundred times, you know when I’m irate, right?”

“Yes, Mr. President, I do.”

“Tell ’em, Dave, tell the audience if I’m pissed or not.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, I know President Obama, and believe me, he’s mad.”

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a cruel accountant
a cruel accountant
May 26, 2014 11:08 am

There is a frisbee golf course at the local county park that is packed everyday by millennials and younger. Why because it is free to the public. You wait in line until it is your turn to start the course. The course allows beer but they are all drinking monster and red bull.

bb
bb
May 26, 2014 12:27 pm

I say good Damn ridence to golf . I can not think of a more boring game.Maybe baseball.

Leobeer
Leobeer
May 26, 2014 12:39 pm

bb, things that we don’t understand are boring.

I enjoy spending 4 hours on Sunday walking around the golf course. For me, spending 4 hours in church would be the ultimate bore. To each his own.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
May 26, 2014 12:50 pm

Golf is not a sport. When you play sports you get sweaty. When you play golf your just a drunk piloting an electric cart on manicured grass.

Leobeer
Leobeer
May 26, 2014 12:56 pm

Kill Bill,

It was 99 degrees here today and I walked the course. No cart, no booze. Plenty of sweat.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
May 26, 2014 1:10 pm

Are you sure you were just leaking beer from the day before, Leo? =)

bb
bb
May 26, 2014 1:27 pm

Leobeer ,that’s why it’s boring .I do understand golf and baseball.I would rather watch grass grow .Now tell us the real reason an old man like yourself lives in Thailand . It’s not to play golf is it ?You don’t have to answer I already know the reason.

SSS
SSS
May 26, 2014 1:32 pm

All this bad news about golf is fine by me. Less people on the course, particularly bad golfers who are also rude, inconsiderate, and clueless. They don’t repair divots on the fairway, rake the sand traps after playing out of them, or fix ball marks on the greens. Worse, they sometimes drag their feet on the greens and create spike marks, especially around the cup, which really fucks up putting for players behind them. And they are ungodly SLOW. Good riddance.

Used to take 4 to 4 1/2 hours to play 18, sometimes more. Now, 3 1/2 to 4 hours is the norm. It’s a lot more fun and enjoyable.

El Coyote
El Coyote
May 26, 2014 1:39 pm

bb says:

I say good Damn ridence to golf . I can not think of a more boring game.Maybe baseball.

Old Sarge said, Have you ever played golf?

It’s possible those two Blasians, Barack and Tiger, killed the game.

El Coyote
El Coyote
May 26, 2014 2:29 pm

Apropos of the fighting meter, I think Punk was right, a penis figure would enliven donations. As they are now, the meter is suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Jackson
Jackson
May 26, 2014 5:13 pm

Decades ago, developers, wanting bragging rights for having highly rated golf courses, began ordering layouts that only a low handicap golfer could love. Holes got longer, sand traps grew, fairways narrowed, rough became more fearsome, and greens took on the contour of the ocean surface during a storm. Long and straight drives, pinseeking approaches, and bullseye putting became necessary to avoid an embarassing round. Also, all the greenspace became expensively manicured and the cost of the game increased.

What’s the answer? One suggestion comes from my experiece of having played a few courses that were built in the twenties. Holes were short, fairways wide, hazards few, and greens were small and flat. Sure, such courses aren’t much of a challenge for the single digit handicapper, but for the 75% of us who don’t play well or often, easier courses make golf more enjoyable and attractive.

Oh, and as for making the hole wider… five inches, which is an enlargement of less than an inch, would remove a lot of unfairness from less than perfect greens.

Leobeer
Leobeer
May 26, 2014 10:08 pm

bb,

I will answer your question. It is much cheaper to live here. I don’t mind the heat, it is only “too hot” about 3 months of the year. It rarely rains in the morning so I can play golf almost every day of the year if I so choose. Cheap rent, cheap food, cheap golf –that is why I am here.

I know you are implying that I am here for the cheap sex. Many ex-pats will tell you that treating people as cum receptacles while they treat you like an ATM loses it’s appeal rather quickly. I lost interest in that years ago (maybe because it is as you say I am an old man).

“You don’t have to answer I already know the reason.” — bb

As usual, you don’t know shit.

bb
bb
May 26, 2014 10:15 pm

But cheap sex is why you first move there. I glad you lost interest in that years ago.You just proved I was RIGHT.Cheap sex was the reason. Pervert.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 26, 2014 10:20 pm

But cheap sex is why you first move there. I glad you lost interest in that years ago.You just proved I was RIGHT.Cheap sex was the reason. Pervert. -bb

^^^ Programmer was in idiot in this case ^^^^

bb
bb
May 26, 2014 10:23 pm

Anonymous , why are you following me.I am.not your kind.Pervert

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 26, 2014 10:30 pm

< your about to be undone bb.

mabuk
mabuk
May 26, 2014 11:11 pm

bb —

So if cheap sex doesn’t do it for you, what is it then — expensive sex? No sex? No doubt something much more enlightened than the unwashed heathens here could ever appreciate, amiright?

Leobeer
Leobeer
May 26, 2014 11:22 pm

bb, you moron, you still haven’t got it right.

Cheap sex was not the attraction I started visiting here. The cost of a golf holiday was substantially cheaper than Hawaii where I used to go.

If you think the fact that I have paid money for sex in my lifetime makes me a pervert so be it. I am not proud of it but I certainly have no regrets.

I don’t doubt for a minute that if you had the cash to travel you would be here tomorrow. Jerking off all over your computer must be getting messy.

bb
bb
May 26, 2014 11:54 pm

Leobeer , just rattling your cage .ha ha .If I the money I probably would be there or Singapore.My uncle was stationed in Thailand in 1970 during the war .He was in the air force . Can’t remember the name of the base but he said they loaded B-52s around the clock.They bombed the hell out of Cambodia.He said they worked in 12 hour shifts doing nothing but loading bombs for Six months straight. Then the press found out and Nixon ordered them to stop.

bb
bb
May 26, 2014 11:56 pm

Anonymous , just trying to figure you out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2014 12:12 am

I am not a member of anon, bb, and I belong to no group.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2014 12:25 am

I collect nothing but look into laptops or PC’s that I buy on the cheap…

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2014 12:32 am

And you have come up time and again. This laptop will be thrown into a lake.

El Coyote
El Coyote
May 27, 2014 12:39 am

may i ask, did the previous owners suicide? how is bb related to cheap pcs?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2014 12:41 am

You worried mucacho?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2014 12:46 am

Tell me, what you already know, Coyote, how botnets work.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2014 12:50 am

I will be the thorn in your paw bb.

ThePessimisticChemist
ThePessimisticChemist
May 27, 2014 9:31 am

I’d love to pick it up as a career move, but damned if it isn’t expensive.

TE
TE
May 27, 2014 1:33 pm

Americans are broke and being legislated into lower tax brackets daily.

Americans are fat, drugged and can barely walk.

My gawd it is freaking SHOCKING that golf is in a “drought.”

“Experts” seem to be morons and growing more so by the day.

El Coyote
El Coyote
May 27, 2014 9:32 pm

Anon, my boss said, explain it to me like I’m stupid. (Although he is a very smart guy).