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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
June 18, 2014 2:15 pm

“I say, take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Ripley, Aliens.

Stucky
Stucky
June 18, 2014 2:45 pm

I believe Jon Stewart is a libtardfuk …. but, he’s funny as hell pointing out the fuckedup-ness of Amerkan politics, both sides, so I give him a pass.

+one million on this video with all those quotes exposing the warfuk mongering cockfuks running this country. You get more truth from his 8 minute comedy schtick than you do 8 years of CuNNt/Fux horseshit schtick.

Welshman
Welshman
June 18, 2014 2:56 pm

That was pretty funny, but makes me ashamed to be an American watching those neo-coln fools.

Desertrat
Desertrat
June 18, 2014 5:21 pm

The trouble with memory is that you remember stuff

“And I went up there, I said, “Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL.” And I started jumpin up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL,” and
He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, “KILL, KILL.” And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
Sent me down the hall, said, “You’re our boy.”

Courtesy of Arlo Guthrie, of course. Here it is in all its glory:

http://www.lyricsty.com/arlo-guthrie-alices-restaurant-lyrics.html