Her signature gardenia perfume mixed with the gargantuan arrangements of the heady white blooms and so her presence was heavy and uncompromised. This is how she wanted us to say good-bye to her, and everyone came early except Donald Trump, who was whisked to the front near the family, ginger hair exploding and obvious over all the yarmulkes.
In the morose silence Howard Stern said, “Joan Rivers had a dry pussy.”
At first, the words just hung there, as no one knew exactly what to do. Of course I started laughing hysterically, and everyone else, remembering who we were there to honor, followed suit. Howard Stern actually choked back tears as he continued – “Joan’s pussy was so dry it was like a sponge – so that when she got in the bathtub – whooooosh – all the water would get absorbed in there! Joan said that if Whitney Houston had as dry a pussy as Joan’s, she would still be alive today…”
It was so wrong but so right at the same time. So Joan. So great. RIP my friend.
That’s actually pretty funny and very appropriate …. Joan Rivers would have loved it. You know if you search on “dry pussy” …. pictures of Joan Rivers actually show up?! Really …. and other useful stuff also ….
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At one of her last concerts Joan asked the audience if they wanted to know what Whitney Houston’s last words were and, when audience replied that they did want to know, she started gargling water into the microphone.
If Margaret Cho wrote about Joan Rivers’ funeral in a forest why would anybody read it? Rivers was one thing Cho’s never been: funny.
Stucky, your “dry pussy” is inside a washing machine, not a dryer.
Rise up,
So then its a dirty pussy?
“Joan Rivers had a dry pussy”—-Howard Stern
How would he know? Just askin’.
@dirt,
She said so herself.
She turned Jimmy Fallon and most of the other men on the set into giggling, embarrassed? 16-year olds with one joke using the word ”vagina”.
Freakin’ HILARIOUS!!!
I think this is the clip..
Actually, it was more than one joke. Just too much.
lol