HOW TO MAKE MOONSHINE

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Stucky
Stucky
September 15, 2014 9:45 am

That’s how I imagine Billy looks. I’m dead serious about that.

I hope Billy’s Wife or his Norwegian Girlfriend provides some insight to the matter.

card802
card802
September 15, 2014 9:58 am

Billy probably got droned making his shine, revenuers got no use for moonshiners.

N8
N8
September 15, 2014 10:05 am

This is bad ass might have to try haha

Billy
Billy
September 15, 2014 12:16 pm

“That’s how I imagine Billy looks. I’m dead serious about that.

I hope Billy’s Wife or his Norwegian Girlfriend provides some insight to the matter. ” – Stucky

Ha ha motherfucker…

NO, I don’t look like that. About the only thing I got in common with the duffer in the picture is that I got a beard. Dude in the picture has to in his late 70’s, for gawd’s sake, his hair is snow white. Looks like Santa Claus on a bender. My beard is close cropped. That dude is “Civil War General” beardy… prolly got little birds living in there.

My hair is dark brown. Plus, my hair’s really long and I usually wear it in a braid. Hot as hell in the summer, but I deal with it.

You don’t need any input from anyone other than me. Way back when, I had a normal military fade haircut and was clean shaved (which clashed with my personal belief that real men wear beards, but meh..). You all like to poke fun, and that’s just fine – because I just sit here with a smug assed smile, thinking of all the smokin’ hot chicks from my past. Including the one smart and epic enough to marry me. No matter what you say, at the end of the day I still win… you jealous fuckers wouldn’t even rate my rejects and cast-offs…

Question: Why is it that when a post about ‘shine shows up, I get mentioned? Plenty of good folks making ‘shine up in Pennsyltucky, West Virginia… betcha there’s plenty making shine way out in the backwoods of New England.

By the way, that recipe will net you what’s called “sugar liquor”. Kind of low rent. Guys who want to make cheap shit – and a lot of it – in order to make a bunch of money make that. It’s pretty nasty. Start with corn (and the type of corn you use does matter) to get the yeast all woke up and eatin, then dump in sugar to increase the yield… doesn’t come within 40 miles of the good stuff. The sugars contained in the corn, when broken down by the yeast, taste much better than when you use raw sugar. The differences are the taste and the yield. Just using regular corn, you won’t get as much as if you dumped in a bag or two of sugar, but it will taste better and you won’t end up with a raging hangover.

If you want to learn how to make the genuine article – what’s called “corn squeezins” down this way – watch the documentary called “The Last One” with Popcorn Sutton. Old Popcorn – that crusty old muhfugger – was a legend and a character right out of central casting. The documentary was supposed to be about Popcorn’s life, but you can actually use it as a “how to” to make ‘shine. The good kind. The only difference between the good kind of shine and what you buy in a liquor store is that the stuff in a liquor store has been aged in new charred oak barrels.

At least the directions above have what passes for a thump keg. That’s the middle pot. It catches the puke from the boiler that otherwise would end up in your whiskey. I would also have the cool water in your condenser be constantly exchanged to keep it cool. You don’t really need a lid for the 3rd pot. That coiled copper tube is just a condenser, called a “worm”. Have cool water flowing in constantly and circulating. The overflow can go anywhere since it’s just water. If you’re going to filter your whiskey through charcoal, use hardwood charcoal. Preferably oak or hickory. Even activated charcoal will do. Don’t use softwoods like pine. Way too resinous and it will end up tasting nasty.

Final advice: The yield you get at first will be of a higher proof than what comes out last. Most usually mix it all together and then add water to lower the proof. Drinking 190 proof liquor – made anywhere – is just suicidal. Knew a guy in high school who was a year ahead of me. Was drinking some 190 proof at a party and ended up with alcohol poisoning. Damn near died and almost ruined his liver. Stupid fucker..

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
September 15, 2014 12:47 pm

Hmmm…I have a little Apple Pie Moonshine left…good stuff . When I got started turkey hunting I’d range over a 15K acre area. I’d come across old barrels half buried in the ground . I’d talk to the old moonshiner in the area about what I’d found and he’d say “Yep,I made ‘Shine there ” .

The first time I had sum’ shine was in 1986 . An old guy came by the farm after I had just moved in. He used the auto door bell ( He tooted his horn ) when he drove up. When I came outside he got out of his truck and told me he had drank a few with my great grand dad and he wanted to have a drink with me . I agreed and he produced a large vodka bottle and two Sprite soda’s . Well I took a few slashes on an empty stomach and then I told him, ” Mr. Henry ,I didn’t know you liked Vodka ” ? He replied, ” Vodka, hell no I got this from a feller in Norway ( South Carolina ),this is some good shine son ” ! It was and soon enough I had one hell of a buzz .

I had shine for a lot of places but some shine I had in Perry, Georgia was some of the best liquor hands down…aged and filtered !

flash
flash
September 15, 2014 1:02 pm

catch your sups here.

http://www.midwestsupplies.com/

Billy’s Norwegian Girlfriend
Billy’s Norwegian Girlfriend
September 15, 2014 1:11 pm

The guy in the picture is better looking than mah Billy, sad to say.

When Billy gets shitfaced on his moonshine, which happens every three days, he starts grabbing every titty in the county, even mama’s low hangers. Pitiful, really.
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Billy's Wife
Billy's Wife
September 15, 2014 1:21 pm

Shut yo’ skank ho mouth, you Norwegian vagina home wrekker!

Billy like man titties too. Dey call that latent homosexuality. But, ah still loves him.
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card802
card802
September 15, 2014 1:25 pm

Why we should make our own:

The Chemist’s War
The little-told story of how the U.S. government poisoned alcohol during Prohibition with deadly consequences.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2010/02/the_chemists_war.html

Billy
Billy
September 15, 2014 1:33 pm

Yep, nothing like some cock-smoking faggot who goes after family in an effort to get at someone because they know their shit is so fucking piss-weak, they can’t come at someone directly…

Using family to get at someone is pretty fucking low. Niggers do that shit.

Here. Found this for you. Keep it for when your honorary brethren start rampaging when the EBT cards get cut off… it might save you.

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Billy
Billy
September 15, 2014 1:49 pm

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El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 9:51 pm

Question: Why is it that when a post about ‘shine shows up, I get mentioned?

Counter question: Why is it when you disapprove of something, suddenly it is a characteristic of Blacks? Funny that you slander yourself that way since you have been known to firebomb other posters’ fambly members.

Stephanie Sheepdog
Stephanie Sheepdog
September 15, 2014 10:00 pm

Having created the ‘Billy’s Norwegian X Girlfriend’ character as a way to highlight the fact that bullshit flows from Billy’s mouth like the puss from a meth head’s open sore, I should point out that whoever stole that character should cease and desist, and the same goes for ‘Billy’s wife’.

I thought my work on the Starbucks thread was really excellent. I was about 75% of the llpoh’s on there.

El Fesskin
El Fesskin
September 15, 2014 10:12 pm

“Counter question: Why is it when you disapprove of something, suddenly it is a characteristic of Blacks? Funny that you slander yourself that way since you have been known to firebomb other posters’ fambly members. ”

Counter-counter question: Why is it a border hopping Chunt seems to think he would give two shits about anything you have to say?

Stephanie Drycunt
Stephanie Drycunt
September 15, 2014 10:21 pm

Crowing about making up an ID and writing mediocre shit that nobody responded to is pretty lame.

Go make your butch girlfriend a sammich…

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Stephanie Sheepdog
Stephanie Sheepdog
September 15, 2014 10:34 pm

Well, I’m glad you at least read them you extremely attractive crusty old military foodie gun expert. I was hoping to draw you into a some sort anonymous Internet trading of insults, but yer too smart for that.

Stephanie Fucked a Sheepdog
Stephanie Fucked a Sheepdog
September 15, 2014 10:38 pm

No idea what you’re talking about.

How’s that rug taste?

Stephanie Sheepdog
Stephanie Sheepdog
September 15, 2014 10:44 pm

You didn’t read the thread with the rank fish smell/waffle house punch line (at your expense)? You missed out hillbilly.

Stephanie Eats Cunt Yeast
Stephanie Eats Cunt Yeast
September 15, 2014 10:47 pm

Don’t know what you’re talking about… sorry.

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 10:48 pm

He didn’t miss it, he addressed that very thread today because it took hi that long to ask his kid for help with a comeback. Or he was afraid to answer face to face as he puts it

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 10:50 pm

As per his usual cop out, he will now claim he has to go cook something. We will get a reply tomorrow.

Mexicans Gang Rape Children
Mexicans Gang Rape Children
September 15, 2014 10:56 pm

Is it true that you fucking Mexicans like to gang rape kids for sport?

No wonder the Age of Consent in Mexico is 12.

Billy the Demigod
Billy the Demigod
September 15, 2014 10:56 pm

Fuck you, Sheeprug, I was crying all night that is why I didn’t respond in kind, You hurt mah feeling, you touched me where no one is allowed to touch me, my ego is too frail for such attacks. You owe me, consider it a blood debt.

Billy in Polka Dot Tights
Billy in Polka Dot Tights
September 15, 2014 10:59 pm

A Mexican raped me when I was twelve, I will never forget that night.

Mexicans Gang Rape Children
Mexicans Gang Rape Children
September 15, 2014 11:03 pm

Little taste of home for you…

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Mexicans Gang Rape Children
Mexicans Gang Rape Children
September 15, 2014 11:07 pm

Another taste, just for you…

This one raped 15 children between the ages of 4 and 7.

You must be so proud.

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Billah don't fight far
Billah don't fight far
September 15, 2014 11:10 pm

C’mon now, your inferior genetics will cause you to see red and say things you don’t mean. That is not uncommon for members of a family tree with the level of inbreeding you happened to be shat from, but making a blanket statement about beaners and child rape? Billah, that ain’t right.

Billah don't fight far
Billah don't fight far
September 15, 2014 11:13 pm

Those Mexican immigrants do look a little scary.

Mexicans Fucking Suck
Mexicans Fucking Suck
September 15, 2014 11:16 pm

Why is it all goddamned Mexicans have that chia hair? Coconut shaped head, sometimes with a point on top, and that burry looking Chia Hair? And there’s always like 1/2 inch between their eyebrows and their hair. 4 foot nothing, scrawny, wearing a wife beater, got that Ernie haircut, IQ of about 75 or so, love raping children…

Jeezus… no wonder the Spanish tried to get rid of you. Too incompetent to run your own country, no matter how hard you try… poor little bean bags…

HOLY SHITBALLS! This one has to win some sort of prize!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/mexican-children-held-group-home-rape-beatings-article-1.1872036

458 kids in Mexico being held against their will in some “group home” being starved, brutalized, raped (there it is again)… never heard of anything like this here in the US… I feel so culturally enriched knowing the fucking Mexicans are here…

Mexicans Fucking Suck
Mexicans Fucking Suck
September 15, 2014 11:19 pm

Got to love them Mexicans. This one from California. I just feel so enriched knowing they are here in all their smelly millions…

MEXICAN ILLEGAL ALIEN CHILD RAPE RING IN SAN DIEGO

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 11:23 pm

You fight like a little girl. How much did you pay for your schooling? Then again pouring knowledge into you is like pouring piss into a boot, waste of good piss.

Mexicans Even Outrape Niggers
Mexicans Even Outrape Niggers
September 15, 2014 11:25 pm

Even in New York…

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/05/man_accused_of_abusing_child_in_oneida_county.html

This fine upstanding Economic Migrant… “Honess, Senior… I jess loookeeng for work.. for 11 years.”

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Billah's wife
Billah's wife
September 15, 2014 11:30 pm

Oh Billah, don’t lose yer temper. You git so angry when people git a clue about what kind of meth smoking white trash you are. If CPS comes back this week I jes don’t know what we will do. Bring home another bottle of manischevitz, I need it hon.

Can't Tell The Difference
Can't Tell The Difference
September 15, 2014 11:32 pm

There’s this…

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Then there’s this…

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I dunno… can’t tell who rocks the hair better…

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 11:33 pm

Actually, Billy, your best fight was in that Starbucks thread where you didn’t make an appearance, at least then people could have credited you with a brain. You show nothing but ignorance whenever you post. Billy Bwahahahahaha. Your a joke, that’s why people mention you when the subject of moonshine comes up.

What Da Fuck?!?
What Da Fuck?!?
September 15, 2014 11:35 pm

I have no words…

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El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 11:36 pm

Oh definitely a good likeness of me above, looks like the dude got a whiff of your bedroom suite up in your trailer.

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 11:38 pm

We Indian based, stupid, what you want? Negroes?

Try The Bus Next Time.
Try The Bus Next Time.
September 15, 2014 11:41 pm

“El Comandante” on his daily commute to work – a lifelong career running a weed whacker.

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El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 11:45 pm

Your getting better, asshole, is your kid helping you?

Stephanie Sheepdog
Stephanie Sheepdog
September 15, 2014 11:48 pm

Well, my work here is done. El Comandante, I dont know why this became a Mexican bashing episode, but now we know what hillbilly’s buttons are, so let’s push them.

Later

We Indian Based
We Indian Based
September 15, 2014 11:49 pm

This, just because it got a laugh out of me.

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“What do you want? Negroes?”

There’s really no difference between you both. Both stink. Both are only good for performing hard labor. Both have low IQ’s, though it’s difficult to tell which is the more stupid – our negroes have an admixture of white DNA in them, so their median IQ is like 85. But the fresh-out-of-the-Rio border jumping bean bag is so monumentally dense, their IQ is probably in the low 70’s… the niggers rape the shit out of anything, pulse or not, human or not. Bean bags apparently like raping children. Both suck. Both are violent thugs. Both are welfare parasites. Both try to play the minority card at every opportunity.

Far as I’m concerned, Mexicans are just niggers with a lighter paint job… there’s not a nickels worth of difference between you both…

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 15, 2014 11:53 pm

That would be a refreshing commute, we are experiencing a heatwave here.

Cunt Clams
Cunt Clams
September 15, 2014 11:57 pm

Heh… what’s this “we” shit, dog fucker?

I don’t bother reading anything either of you two post. It’s just blah, blah, blah…

I post shit that I think is funny. I don’t give a fuck what you all think of it…

Laters clams. Don’t forget to tell your Diesel Dyke girlfriend to hook the horse dong onto the Sawzall this time…

Mexicans Worse Than Niggers
Mexicans Worse Than Niggers
September 16, 2014 12:02 am

“We jess loookeeng for werk… ”

Yep. I totally believe that. Support yourselves, pay your own way… admirable.

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El Comandante
El Comandante
September 16, 2014 12:03 am

So what you trying to say Billy, I is a brown nigga? I got a low IQ? Does reading about other racial groups ‘faults’ make you feel good about your hydrocephalus condition?

What’s your IQ, Billy?
How big is your dick?
Have you ever fucked a black girl?
I’m really interested in you Billy, your a fascinating study in knuckle dragger

Really, what is your IQ? What did you score on your Army entrance test?

Even Dense Mexicans Understand
Even Dense Mexicans Understand
September 16, 2014 12:14 am

Pretty clear…

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You Must Be Fucking Dense
You Must Be Fucking Dense
September 16, 2014 12:21 am

BAHHH-HAHAHAH!!

There’s not a chance in HELL I’m giving any information up. No way in HELL.

You kidding? You must think I’m a goddamned retard. ANYTHING I say, including saying nothing, you will use against me. If I tell the truth, you’ll accuse me of lying. Anything I say, you will belittle.

I refuse to give you one fucking iota of information. Not gonna help you in any way or make your job easier.

Have a big fat fucking ZERO and suck on it, you fucking Spigger.

You Must Be Fucking Dense
You Must Be Fucking Dense
September 16, 2014 12:24 am

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Get Rid Of Them
Get Rid Of Them
September 16, 2014 12:32 am

More “cultural enrichment”….

“Plata O Plomo”… Silver or Lead. Take our bribe, or take a bullet. Plus, notice the hanging man…

Import a bunch of fucking Mexcrements, you get Mexico..

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