ME GENERATION EPIC FAIL

It’s all about me in sports, business and society in general. Celebrating yourself and your miniscule accomplishments is where it’s at in this degraded society. Watch this moron celebrate his greatness, while the other team returns the ball for a touchdown. If I was the coach of that team, he would be cut immediately. Not in this world. It will be framed as a teaching lesson. He will become more famous for being a total douchebag. There are no consequences anymore. Just another nail in our societal coffin.

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Thinker
Thinker
November 10, 2014 9:35 am

Damn, that has to be the dumbest wide receiver ever.

dilligaf
dilligaf
November 10, 2014 10:01 am

Utah had all the momentum up to that point. They most likely would of taken down #4 Oregon, but they never recovered after that play.

starfcker
starfcker
November 10, 2014 10:12 am

Bobby Duckworth of the San Diego chargers was the innovator of that one, 30 years ago on MNF (when MNF was a big deal). I feel bad for the kid. He made a nice play, and then blew it. wasn’t too crazy, just forgot to finish his business. Maybe he learned something valuble. I bet he won’t ever make that mistake sgain.

Stucky
Stucky
November 10, 2014 10:16 am

Neegrows do the c-r-a-z-i-e-s-t things!

Celtic Tiger
Celtic Tiger
November 10, 2014 10:47 am

Back in the 70s at a college game I attended, an opposing player going in for a touchdown did his celebration spike at the 5-yard line. Our guys recovered it.

A. R. Wasem
A. R. Wasem
November 10, 2014 11:25 am

Example of above-average IQ for that particular “race”. Stand with Rand and BC-LR to all

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
November 10, 2014 11:51 am

Rich.

Billy
Billy
November 10, 2014 1:42 pm

The “LOOKSIT MEEE!” is strong in that negro….

Most just wear garish, clashing colors – looks like Walt Disney puked on them or tropical fish – or OOK REALLY LOUD so to draw attention to themselves… any attention will do, good or bad…

This one was so in a hurry to celebrate his ability to play oblong-ball (actually, just run fairly fast) and do the OOGA BOOGA LOOKSIT MEEE! dance, he fucked over his whole team…

BAHH-HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Suck it, Blackstar!

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 10, 2014 3:58 pm

My dad called that kinda stuff “signifying”.

He was truly signifying there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 10, 2014 4:36 pm

Dumbass was probably suffering from this:

Virus That ‘makes humans more stupid’ Discovered

A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.

The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing and spatial awareness.

Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska stumbled upon the discovery when they were undertaking an unrelated study into throat microbes.

Surprisingly, the researchers found DNA in the throats of healthy individuals that matched the DNA of a virus known to infect green algae.

Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist who led the original study, said: “This is a striking example showing that the ‘innocuous’ microorganisms we carry can affect behaviour and cognition.

“Many physiological differences between person A and person B are encoded in the set of genes each inherits from parents, yet some of these differences are fuelled by the various microorganisms we harbour and the way they interact with our genes.”

Of the 90 participants in the study, 40 tested positive for the algae virus. Those who tested positive performed worse on tests designed to measure the speed and accuracy of visual processing. They also achieved lower scores in tasks designed to measure attention.

Humans’ bodies contain trillions of bacteria, viruses and fungi. Most are harmless, but the findings of this research show that there some microbes can have a detrimental impact on cognitive functions, while leaving individuals healthy.

The study’s findings were published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Original here: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/virus-that-makes-humans-more-stupid-discovered-9849920.html

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
November 10, 2014 7:13 pm

Begs, the unanswered question: Was the virus removed from the 40 who had it and if so did they score better afterwards on the tests?

Prof Stuck's Teachng Assistant
Prof Stuck's Teachng Assistant
November 10, 2014 10:13 pm

What is “Begging the Question?”

“Begging the question” is a form of logical fallacy in which a statement or claim is assumed to be true without evidence other than the statement or claim itself. When one begs the question, the initial assumption of a statement is treated as already proven without any logic to show why the statement is true in the first place.

A simple example would be “I think he is unattractive because he is ugly.” The adjective “ugly” does not explain why the subject is “unattractive” — they virtually amount to the same subjective meaning, and the proof is merely a restatement of the premise. The sentence has begged the question.

What is it Not?

To beg the question does not mean “to raise the question.” (e.g. “It begs the question, why is he so dumb?”) This is a common error of usage made by those who mistake the word “question” in the phrase to refer to a literal question. Sadly, the error has grown more and more common with time, such that even journalists, advertisers, and major mass media entities have fallen prey to “BTQ Abuse.”

While descriptivists and other such laissez-faire linguists are content to allow the misconception to fall into the vernacular, it cannot be denied that logic and philosophy stand to lose an important conceptual label should the meaning of BTQ become diluted to the point that we must constantly distinguish between the traditional usage and the erroneous “modern” usage. This is why we fight.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 10, 2014 10:20 pm

PSTA with all that mental masturbation your viagra prescription is probably spent.

Lets simplify your inglorious diatribe.

If someone makes a claim it is up to them to prove it. Begging the question is nothing is more than trying to bait those that did not make a claim.

Enough said.

EC
EC
November 10, 2014 10:50 pm

Very good KB, I cut an pasted that shit, you know I can’t make a point from A to Z without getting lost halfway and end up talking about my ex-girlfriend, ugly bitch.

Skooby
Skooby
November 11, 2014 12:18 am

I can’t stop laughing right now. I keep thinking I’ve seen the most boneheaded things and then some dumber dumbfuck tops it. If he was my teammate I’d kick his ass. Showboat equals douchebag.

a cruel accountant
a cruel accountant
November 11, 2014 11:10 pm

Wow talk about bread and circuses