YOU REALLY ARE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH

I really am worth more dead than alive. Don’t tell Avalon.

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Stucky
Stucky
November 10, 2014 10:36 am

Upon death, Admin’s reconstituted body will look like this;
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Peaceout
Peaceout
November 10, 2014 11:32 am

Admin – That is some funny shit right there, cracked me up +1000!

GilbertS
GilbertS
November 10, 2014 11:51 am

This kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I mean, it looks kind of cool on one hand. On the other, it seems macabre. Call me crazy, but is it that far from turning a loved one into a lampshade?
Ethically speaking, would I be evil for selling my family members’ gem carcasses on Ebay? Should I have to admit the gems I’m selling to you used to be people?

Mr. Praline: This is not just some gem, it’s passed on! This person is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late person! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t burned him and fused him into stone, he would be pushing up the daisies! It’s metabolic processes are now history! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-person! (MPFC Dead Parrot Sketch)

We worry about blood diamonds from Africa and it seems funny we can turn dead people into gems.
With a world of excess people, could this be the convenient way to dispose of unnecessary folks?

Would wanting a blue blood diamond be Boronic?

Do fat people make bigger diamonds?

I could see some really interesting ghost stories coming out of this innovation.

GilbertS
GilbertS
November 10, 2014 11:57 am

You tell everybody. Listen to me. Hatcher. You’ve gotta tell ’em! ZALES GEMS ARE PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Listen! Listen to me… PLEASE!!! -Det. Thorne

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