GOD MADE HIM DO IT

What a silly question. Of course God decided the Super Bowl. What else does he have to do on a Sunday night? It’s the day of rest after creating this fucked up world of delusional tools. God is also clearly racist. He made the black quarterback throw the interception that allowed whitey Brady to win his 4th Super Bowl. God had to have made the Seattle genius coach call that play. No one in their right mind would have done it on their own. 

Does divine intervention play a role in the outcome of sporting events? After losing the Super Bowl 28-24 to the New England Patriots, some fans of the Seattle Seahawks may think so. According to a survey conducted by the Public Religion Research Institute, one in four Americans thinks God has a role in determining the winner of a sports event.

10 percent of respondents said they completely agree that God has a hand in sporting outcomes while 16 percent mostly agree. Still, the vast majority of the 1,012 Americans polled, 72 percent, disagreed that games like the Super Bowl were decided by some higher power. When it comes to deflated footballs, however, they might have a different opinion.

Infographic: Some Fans Will Blame God For Losing The Super Bowl  | Statista

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Stucky
Stucky
February 3, 2015 11:51 am

” … one in four Americans thinks God has a role in determining the winner of a sports event.”
———– from the article

I have strongly felt — for some time now — that one in four Americans is Deeply Retarded.

Now I have proof. Thank you for this.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 3, 2015 11:51 am

Maybe God had money riding on it.

Stucky
Stucky
February 3, 2015 11:57 am

WWJD? One of these pictures is a truer representation of Jeebus than the other.

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Stucky
Stucky
February 3, 2015 12:23 pm

Mean Tweets. Kinda funny.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 3, 2015 12:27 pm

I’m just glad God made the right decision.
Bob.

flash
flash
February 3, 2015 12:31 pm

God does not get involved in the mundanity of bread and circus ,and neither he does not care whether you have rolls or a yugo ; a mansion or a cardboard box ; good health or not. You either serve him or the other.Your choice.
But, regardless which way you swing, God will not loose any rest over your choice , although you may.

http://www.voxday.blogspot.com/2015/02/atheism-and-problem-of-ignorance.html

“Now, for those whose knowledge of theology does not rise to the level of the Narnia novels, let me point out that basic Christian theology points out that while God’s Creation was initially perfect, it was His choice to give both Man and Angel free will that permitted Lucifer’s initial fall from Heaven, and Man’s subsequent fall from Grace. From these two failures entered in every form of sin, death, and evil.

Furthermore, Jesus Christ himself made it very clear that it is not the Creator God who rules the Earth. Hence his command to Christians to be IN the world rather than OF it. He specifically refers to Satan as both the prince and the ruler of the world, as one translation has John 12:31: The time for judging this world has come, when Satan, the ruler of this world, will be cast out.

Fry is clearly blaming the wrong party. The utter maniac, the totally selfish and utterly monstrous being he castigates is not the Creator God. It is the usurper who rules the world, whose name is devil, Satan, Lucifer. And what makes his rant so ridiculously stupid is that all of this information is not only in the Bible, but in Milton, in Lewis, in Tolkien, and indeed, in many of the greatest works of the Western artistic canon. God is not “utterly evil”. God is good, and loving, and thank God, merciful. It is the ruler of this world, the prince of the powers of the air, who is utterly and irredeemably evil.

Ironically enough, Fry commits the same sin as that utter evil, in demanding the right of the clay to judge the potter.” Vox Day

Joel Osteen and his wife are heretics, and that’s why America loves them

In the clip, Mrs. Osteen implores the audience to “realize that when we obey God, we’re not doing it for God… we’re doing it for ourselves.” As her proud husband nods approvingly, Osteen continues. “Do good for your own self. Do it because God wants you to be happy. When you come to church, when you worship Him, you’re not doing it for God, really — you’re doing it for yourself, because that’s what makes God happy. Amen?”

Amen! What wonderful blasphemy! Worship God for yourself. Do good works for yourself. Take up your cross, suffer the slings and arrows of the Enemy, and die with Christ for yourself. (OK, she didn’t say that last part, but only because the Osteens have a strict “don’t talk about Jesus” preaching policy).

Read more at http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/09/04/joel-osteen-wife-heretics-thats-america-loves/#1zJke9aUZUsf0l3D.99

Sensetti
Sensetti
February 3, 2015 12:44 pm

I look to Stucky for all my spiritual guidance. He is a student of the good book and surely knows the combination to St Peters Gate.

Disclaimer, I’ve been Baptized and washed in the blood 3 times, once by a UPC Pentecostal preacher, whom I might add, said he knew God. Gotta have a back up plan. A good prepper gets ready for both sides of the veil.

Sensetti
Sensetti
February 3, 2015 12:53 pm

I may have to change spiritual advisors after Stucky posted that disparaging picture with the awful comment regarding the Right side of politics. Jesus never said such things, he’s a blonde haired, blue eyed, Republican who sends all Dimocrats straight to the smoking section. Everyone knows that!

Stucky
Stucky
February 3, 2015 1:09 pm

Sensetti

The combination is 6 left, 6 right, 6 left. Should get you right in.

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TE, Clammy, and SAH all die in a car crash and go to Heaven on the same day. St. Peter arrives and greets them, “Welcome to Heaven, ladies. There is only one rule here in Heaven and it is don’t step on the ducks … or, else!”

TE goes in and lasts a week and steps on a duck. St. Peter appears out of nowhere with the ugliest man she has ever seen and handcuffs them together. He says, “This is your consequence for stepping on a duck. You must fuck this man for all eternity,” and disappears.

Clammy goes for a month and finally steps on a duck. The same thing happens again. St. Peter arrives with the ugliest man she has ever seen, handcuffs them together, explains what has happened and leaves.

SAH goes on for years and years, but never steps on a duck. Suddenly, St. Peter pops up out of nowhere with the most gorgeus man she has ever seen. He handcuffs them together, and without saying a word, leaves. The woman looks up at the man, bats her eyelashes and says, “Gee, I wonder what I did to deserve you.” He slowly looks down at her and says, “I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”

Sensetti
Sensetti
February 3, 2015 1:22 pm

Now I know I need another Spiritual Advisor! Stucky just gave me the combination to the gates of the smoking section.
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Dutchman
Dutchman
February 3, 2015 1:38 pm

What did Christ say when he was on the cross? Hey Mary, I can see the house from here.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 3, 2015 1:40 pm

Dammit Flash, now you’ve ruined it for me, here I thought God was on my Patriots side. Does this mean I have to get rid of all of my Joel Osteen videos and books? I think I will have to run this one by Ann B.
Bob.

yahsure
yahsure
February 3, 2015 2:46 pm

Really bad thinking by whoever called the play. God isn’t involved.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 3, 2015 5:03 pm

Seems to me there was an “unseen force” at work in this Superbowl, especially with those two “key plays” that changed the tide of the game. But why does it have to be God?
Many people are convinced there is a “Breakaway Civilization” on Earth, and we know science has already invented “invisibility cloaks”, so is it REALLY too far out to consider the possibility of unseen forces at work that are neither God nor spiritual?

ASIG
ASIG
February 3, 2015 10:47 pm

“Some fans will blame God for losing the Super Bowl”

Oh good grief, how ridicules. God would have nothing to do with losing the Super Bowl.

He of course helped the side that won.

Duh!

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