WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

Thank God for obesity and stupidity. Without it, there would be no job growth in America. We always need more teachers – it’s for the chilruns. It requires more and more union government drones to make our chilruns dumber. With 13% of the population obese and growing, we need more healthcare workers to supply them with drugs and help them tie their shoes and wipe their fat asses. But the real growth industry in America is feeding the rotund masses. In 1990 there were 17.5 million manufacturing workers in the U.S. and 6.2 million waiters & bartenders. The gap was 11.3 million.

Today there are 12.3 million manufacturing workers and 11 million waiters & bartenders. The gap is 1.3 million.

Hmm. I wonder which jobs pay more?

The American transformational success story in all its glory.

Thank you NAFTA, globalization, corporate fascists, corrupt politicians, Harvard MBAs and the insatiable appetites of the average American.


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bb
bb
February 6, 2015 1:56 pm

Well damn, I eat at fast food restaurants daily. I guess I’m slowly killing myself. I’m not fat but I’m not in good shape either. I wish I could take 6 months off just to get back in the gym.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 6, 2015 2:40 pm

Thanks a lot NAFTA! Perot was right; this is the result of the “giant sucking sound” he predicted.

Tommy
Tommy
February 6, 2015 2:44 pm

And to think its just begun.

yahsure
yahsure
February 6, 2015 2:44 pm

Fast food tastes like crap.I rarely eat it.
Thank our trade deal leaders who got rid of all the decent jobs. Now we have low paying service jobs and 29 hour work weeks at minimum pay. And little home construction. Everyone is trying to just get by.
Did we sign the latest job destroyer? TAFTA? or something like that. I can only guess that it is bad for our country and good for some broke country that has cheaper labor.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 6, 2015 4:22 pm

Looks like China wants to know if you want fries with that, too.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/20/business/as-growth-slows-china-pins-hopes-on-consumer-spending.html?_r=0

Really, it’s a tacit admission of abject failure.

TE
TE
February 6, 2015 8:37 pm

No, no I wouldn’t. Want fries with that, that is.

Been doing a bunch of reading on diet/fat, my daughter and husband are processed foods junkies, and it is starting to become obvious with my daughter – becoming sensitive to multiple “foods” – and I’m searching the best alternatives.

A couple meta-studies (where they comb other related studies and create a massive database of all relevant info, instead of individually, which identifies broad trends easier), showed that nearly 70% of people whom die from heart attacks in the US have eaten fast food fries within 24 hours of their heart attack or stroke.

That is because the fake food “healthy” oil, combined with the processed potatoes and additives, creates instant inflammation that attacks your heart and blood vessels.

Thank god I’ve noticed that this latest turn of oil is becoming rancid much easier. I can’t tell you the last time I tasted a restaurant fry that did NOT taste a little rancid. Puke, I’ll make baked ones at home that are damn near as good as 1970s, partially fried in lard, fast food fries.

@bb, health is not found in restaurants or gyms. You can be healthy without EVER spending that kind of time/effort. Good luck.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
February 6, 2015 10:19 pm

Are we going to believe Brian Williams and the government or James Quinn?

El Siete
El Siete
February 6, 2015 10:44 pm

TE says: @bb, health is not found in restaurants or gyms. You can be healthy without EVER spending that kind of time/effort.

bb is forced to eat at truck stops; burgers, fried chicken, chips, dips and giant bags of beef jerky, yum.

Highways are safer now than back in the day of the Lincoln Highway, the Dixie Highway and Route 66. The food got worse, though.

Econman
Econman
February 8, 2015 12:48 am

That new Ronald McDonald is not only cool, but I’m betting he won’t take any shift from entitled parents or their little brats.

Econman
Econman
February 8, 2015 12:50 am

Shit, not shift. Fucking auto correct is annoying. Must be programmed by either an uptight religious fuck face or some politically correct liberal douchebag.