LISPY LINDSEY ANNOUNCES FOR PRESIDENT

Would he be our first or second gay president?

WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — Sen. Lindsey Graham, a South Carolina Republican, announced Monday he is running for president. “I’m ready to be commander-in-chief on Day One,” Graham said in his hometown of Central, S.C. Graham joins a crowded field of Republicans seeking their party’s nomination.

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TC
TC
June 1, 2015 1:57 pm

Where is the onion logo? Please tell me it’s a joke.

Tommy
Tommy
June 1, 2015 2:22 pm

Graham’s seen more ass than a toilet seat.

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
June 1, 2015 2:58 pm

Sen. Lindsey Graham: gayer than Elton John at a Tupperware Party MC’d by Richard Simmons in drag.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 1, 2015 3:49 pm

Sen. Lindsey Gayham would be the second gay president if elected ,Oreo is the first. They say Lincoln would sleep in the same bed with men……not sure about him.

starfcker
starfcker
June 1, 2015 4:40 pm

Stop picking on linthsy!!!

BamBam
BamBam
June 1, 2015 6:39 pm

Quit calling huckleberry closet-case gay, we don’t want him either!

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
June 1, 2015 8:00 pm

What a sick fuck!

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
June 1, 2015 11:17 pm

Caught On Video: Intimate moment Lindsey Graham wakes up one fine day & decides to either run for president or start a career in prostitution. Or both, ..same difference.

IraK
IraK
June 1, 2015 11:53 pm

It doesn’t matter if Lindsay is gay and it won’t matter even if our boy takes Caitlyn as his running mate. What matters is that America’s favorite NeoCon Senator wants more military spending, is owned by AIPAC and Israel, wants to arm wrestle the Ruskies and Chinks until they back down, and is itching to attack Iran.