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Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
June 17, 2015 7:55 am

Can I join your club? I’ve been trolling for months, I think it’s time I reveal my thoughts.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 17, 2015 8:33 am

Goofyfoot says:
“Can I join your club? I’ve been trolling for months, I think it’s time I reveal my thoughts.”

If you have to ask after trolling for months, you might not be ready. If you do dive in though, wear a helmet because we simians will attack any sign of weakness especially if that weakness is factual or libtard in nature. Hell, you could get your ass kicked for saying “Good Morning”. You just never know.

Hollow man
Hollow man
June 17, 2015 9:13 am

Good morning

bb
bb
June 17, 2015 9:23 am

Goodfoot ,just crash the party like I did.Say ..fuck a bunch of stupid monkeys… I’m a gorilla that takes no shit from anybody.

Tommy
Tommy
June 17, 2015 9:24 am

Goofyfoot, when the day comes and you post something fairly innocent and the entire gallery jumps your shit and just will not quit, don’t be surprised. There’s landmines here and no map, make your own, welcome.

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 10:42 am

“Can I join your club? I’ve been trolling for months, I think it’s time I reveal my thoughts.”
———- Goofyfoot

I don’t think you are ready …. unless you change your name to Pussyfoot …. cuz that’s what you are doing, pussy-footing around. Assuming you’re a man …. REAL men don’t take the pussified route of asking … no, in your case, virtually begging. “Can I join your club … oh pretty please … cuz I might have something interesting to say .. pretty please …”

Ya fuckin’ turd! Shut the fuck up and just say it!!!!

Also, if you agreed to despise and berate our Village Idiot, aka bb, … at least daily …. you will immediately rise to Big Dog apprenticeship training.

Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
June 17, 2015 10:49 am

Well thanks. I’ve been a constant member of the iOTW tribe with Big Fur Hat since 2007 so I think I can hang with you guys. And like Stucky, I too am in Jersey. We reside in a tiny town in Northern Bergen County, I like to call it the Hedge Fund Ghetto. I think I am the only blue collar guy in town. I’m surprised there’s no story of the copfuk that killed his wife in front of his 7 year old girl yesterday in Neptune. And I would like to tell Admin, that like his son, my 16 year old daughter is trying her absolute best to get into Penn State. I’m pretty good at flinging poo myself so I thank you for welcoming me.

Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
June 17, 2015 10:55 am

Since I have not yet sent Admin a donation, I thought it might be polite to ask first, seeing how he does all the site work Stucky.

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 10:56 am

“I too am in Jersey. ” —————- Goofyfoot

That explains your dildo-looking Avatar.

Welcome aboard!!! I could use a little help defending this wonderful shit-hole WE live in.

You and Billy should hit it off instantly. He loves us northern Yankees.

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 11:39 am

Goof…

Make sure you wear a cup…

Noobs don’t tend to last too long… but whatever.

We’ll see. For now, grab some shit and start flinging..

Peaceout
Peaceout
June 17, 2015 11:47 am

Stucky’s right it does look like a Dildo.

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 11:54 am

Admin,

That’s possibly the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me…

You getting soft in your old age?

But seriously… thanks. I didn’t know I had been promoted… I always thought you lot tolerated me – kind of like the smelly, half-crazy Uncle during Thanksgiving dinner… just waiting for him to pass out in the recliner and shut up..

Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
June 17, 2015 1:36 pm

That’s the tail of one of my surfboards, not a dildo. Not sure if I’m a Yankee since I am originally from San Diego CA. My wife’s from Long Branch and we moved back in 2010 so my kids could hang with their grandma before she passed from cancer. Now, as of 12/14, my wife is battling the same breast cancer, stage 3a, on her 3rd round of “red devil” chemo after her bi-lateral mastectomy. Chemo treatments for the next 14 weeks. Hopefully it goes into full remission and we can have her back in tip top shape.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
June 17, 2015 1:42 pm

Goofyfoot…knew what you moniker meant right off the bat….former surfer myself. Mostly Zuma Beach.

Please tell your wife she in my prayers. I battled stage 2 cancer two years ago . Chemo was no fun .

BamBam
BamBam
June 17, 2015 10:14 pm

Has anyone else notice neither bush or clinton are going by last names on their campaign emblem? I don’t know if it means anything, it’s just different from most others.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2015 11:29 pm

BUCKHED says: I battled stage 2 cancer two years ago . Chemo was no fun .

Bucky, did you already post a first person account? I would like to read how you made it through.

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
June 18, 2015 6:18 am

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 18, 2015 8:39 pm

Administrator says:

Billy was attacked from 5 different fronts simultaneously during his first week. But he never gave an inch and has attained Big Dog status.

1. He didn’t have an inch.

2. bb was attacked by everyone his first year here, a cockroach in a NKorean bunker had a better chance of survival. Is bb a Big Dawg?