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ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
June 17, 2015 7:57 am

OFGS… if the man can’t even display a convincing wig despite his wealth how the hell can he pretend to be capable of running & indeed resurrect a totally clusterfucked decaying borderline 3rd world economy called the USA…
For fuck’s sake – vote for these retarded self-serving econcentric tosser candidates and you absolutely guarantee your total oblivion…

card802
card802
June 17, 2015 8:27 am

Listening to the news on POTUS this morning, the press is salivating with a long long list of questions to vet the Donald, they can’t wait to rip out his throat and stomp on his head.

Hilary? Here’s some softballs, kiss, kiss, kiss.

starfcker
starfcker
June 17, 2015 8:58 am

Card, he’s a big boy, he’ll be fine. He’s not the kind of guy who’s going to let some little metrosexual push him around. Don’t know how they solve the hillary problem. Her business looks worse and worse.Nothing but a massive influence peddling operation. Only going to get worse.

Tommy
Tommy
June 17, 2015 9:22 am

How many times has this ass clown gone tits up with other peoples money, while rigging the deal so he comes out enriched? He’s a douchebag of the first order, and the second best choice we have so far, in an election that doesn’t matter, how uplifting. Candidate Trump should come with popcorn.

tbessi
tbessi
June 17, 2015 9:31 am

Who else better to declare America Bankrupt!

Dan
Dan
June 17, 2015 9:58 am

He’s got my vote

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 10:46 am

Not that anyone gives a flying fuck about my opinion of them …. BUT …… ANYONE who says ANYTHING positive about Mr. Combover’s run for the presidency …. will be considered (by me) a complete and total douchebag, an un-redeemable nincompoop, forthwith and forever more.

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 10:47 am

Looks like Dan is the charter member.

folly12345
folly12345
June 17, 2015 11:08 am

Stuck I personally don’t think it much matters who the hell is the president. Getting to pick your new master every 4 years doesn’t make you any less of a slave. At least the Donald should make for some good entertainment if he is serious about running.

Peaceout
Peaceout
June 17, 2015 11:54 am

This should be interesting, the first Trump campaign sound bite I heard this morning on the way in is that, “if elected Trump would build a huge wall across our southern border and make Mexico pay for it.”

Dutchman
Dutchman
June 17, 2015 12:30 pm

Here’s what happened in Minnesota about 10 – 12 years ago:

There was this Pro Wrestler – Jessie Ventura – he was mayor of Crooklyn Dark (Brooklyn Park) MN, a first ring suburb of Minneapolis. He had big talk – seemed conserative.

Ventura ran for Governor and won. Everyone thought “Now we’re going to get some action” – were we wrong. The Repubs and Dems ganged up on him. He didn’t get anything done, except lower the auto registration fees. Ventura turned out to be a head case.

When he was out, they raised the fees again.

wip
wip
June 17, 2015 2:16 pm

Good quotes. I get both sides of why people will and will not like him. If he would add one thing to what he said something about how small business is being slaughtered, that would put me over the edge to vote for him.

Was that a coherent run on sentence?

DRUD
DRUD
June 17, 2015 2:20 pm

He’s a douche…his ego is enormous and he is ONLY running to feed that massive ego…still, I like the list and aside from Rand he is head and shoulders above the field (that is a backhanded compliment at best, BTW).

tbessi
tbessi
June 17, 2015 3:42 pm

I agree with Drud, however anyone is better than another Clinton or Bush! If that’s the best the parties can come up with I’ll be abstaining.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
June 17, 2015 3:47 pm

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” – fawning rump

I think trump would make a great president.

Nah, I can’t back that up, just rattling stucks monkey house.

trump is talking gibberish. Get money out of Mexico? A failed, nearly, state? Run,basically by drug cartels?

YAFOS tRump

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
June 17, 2015 5:01 pm

Trump? Really? Might as well dig up McCain/Palin for a re-run. And I’m with you Stuck.

Methatbe
Methatbe
June 17, 2015 6:07 pm

Trump is the poster child for what’s wrong with this country.

starfcker
starfcker
June 17, 2015 7:44 pm

Stucky, we have all year to chat about Trump. My bet? You will end up voting for him. You, too, westcoast. People will follow the strong horse

starfcker
starfcker
June 17, 2015 8:01 pm
EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2015 8:23 pm

wip says: Good quotes. I get both sides of why people will and will not like him. If he would add one thing to what he said something about how small business is being slaughtered, that would put me over the edge to vote for him. Was that a coherent run on sentence?

El Stucko won’t give points for good grammar, you already messed up by saying you might vote for him.

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 8:32 pm

Three of you motherfuckers voted down my Trump comment?

Identify yourselves, you faggotfuk chickenshit COWARDS.

@Admin …. we’re doomed. Your years of posting is falling on deaf ears …. well, at least three deaf ears from dicksuk assholes.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2015 8:34 pm

Somebody mentioned Trump and Palin in the same sentence. Boob and Boobs.

starfcker
starfcker
June 17, 2015 8:35 pm

Oops. Guilty

llpoh
llpoh
June 17, 2015 8:46 pm

Well, let’s see:

If the choices are Hillary, Bush, or Trump, and I had to vote, who will I go for.

I do not give a shit what Stuck says, I am going to pull the handle for Trump, if that is the options and I am forced.

Looking at the list of quotes Admin posted, some of those I actually liked:

“Our President doesn’t have a clue, he’s a bad negotiator. ” Got that right, didn’t he? And folks want to give Obama right to negotiate trade treaties. Fuck me.

“Trump on ObamaCare:
“You have to get hit by a tractor, literally a tractor, to use it, because the deductibles are so high it’s virtually useless. It is a disaster.” Got that right. Actually, you may need to be hit by a 747 with some of the deductibles out there, but the point he makes is close enough.

“Trump On HealthCare.gov:
“We have a 5 billion dollar website. I have so many websites … I hire people. They do a website. It costs me three dollars.” How can you argue with that? $5 billion for a fucking website. Blow me.

“Trump on his rivals’ campaign announcement rallies:
“Some of the candidates, they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioner didn’t work. They sweated like dogs. They didn’t know the room was too big because they didn’t have anybody there. How are they going to beat ISIS?”I do not like the ISIS bit, but I do like the fact he is calling the candidates idiots.

So, he bashes Obama as a moron. He bashes Obamacare. He calls the other candidates a bunch of ninnies. Well, I give him a big checkaroonie on those things.

Of course he is a nutjob. We all know he’s a nutjob. I suspect he knows he is a nutjob.

But what he can do is stand there, and not give one flying fuck, and say whatever he wants to say. Without any of the political speak we hear from every single other politician out there.

I, for one, am looking forward to it. I will stock up on popcorn, because he will cause some shitting of pants before he is done.

Fuck the status quo. Fuck the current life-long politicos. Trump is not my first choice to shake up the bastards, but given there is no Ross Perot to step up, I guess he will have to do.

I hope he takes one great big dump in their soup bowl, and calls all the bastards out. A lot of what comes out of his mouth will be utter bullshit, but there may be enough actual truths to get some folk’s attention.

What the hell – ANYTHING is better than what is on the table at the moment.

llpoh
llpoh
June 17, 2015 8:48 pm

And I just voted Stuck’s comment down (hadn’t before) because, well, whining about down votes means automatic down vote. That is the TBP rule.

llpoh
llpoh
June 17, 2015 8:51 pm

I will not have time for Rand until he comes out things like “Our president does not have a clue” on a regular basis.

Time for folks to stop playing nice, forget political correctness, and call a spade a frigging spade.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2015 8:57 pm

llpoh says: I hope he takes one great big dump in their soup bowl, and calls all the bastards out. A lot of what comes out of his mouth will be utter bullshit, but there may be enough actual truths to get some folk’s attention.

OMG. Trump for Assclown in Chief. Hail to the Chief.

bb, our time has come!

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
June 17, 2015 9:00 pm

I’m not voting for Trump but I do appreciate he has enough fuck you money and social proof to go on a Fox GOP debate and say whatever the fuck he wants. That will be entertaining.

llpoh- It appears Rand Paul is going to be at it again this Thursday. He is introducing a bill to repeal the IRS Tax Act, which is the only way we will get rid of the parasite known as Obamacare.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/blow-up-the-tax-code-and-start-over-1434582592

llpoh
llpoh
June 17, 2015 9:17 pm

Donald Trump: ““People say, ‘Oh you don’t like China,’” Trump said, per TMZ Sports. “No, I love them, but their leaders are much smarter than our leaders. And we can’t sustain ourselves with that. … It’s like — take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, and have them play your high school football team. That’s the difference between China’s leaders and our leaders. They are ripping us.”

Sounds about right to me.

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 9:39 pm

“If the choices are Hillary, Bush, or Trump, and I had to vote, who will I go for.” —– Llpoh

Voting for the least evil is still ……. evil. Voting — especially at this stage of the game — is an immoral act. You’ll just be voting for your own demise, no matter who you pick.

If The Donald gets elected he’ll do what’s best for The Donald. Count on it. He might become the world’s first trillionaire.

Fuck him and his soundbites. What a short memory you all have. Remember fatfuk Christie …. how you all (me included) were so goddamned pleased with his “honesty”. How did that work out.

DTES

bluestem
bluestem
June 17, 2015 9:43 pm

How many times has Trump filled for bankruptcy? No wonder he has all that money. John

Constman54
Constman54
June 17, 2015 9:46 pm

GOOOOO Trump!! I’m going to grab my popcorn and enjoy the show. ===|:-D

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
June 17, 2015 9:51 pm

I don’t like Trump’s politics, but I do like that he’ll throw a monkey wrench into the whole thing.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
June 17, 2015 10:36 pm

llpoh says:

I hope he takes one great big dump in their soup bowl, and calls all the bastards out. A lot of what comes out of his mouth will be utter bullshit, but there may be enough actual truths to get some folk’s attention.
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Here is a man who can totally self-finance; tell all the lobbies to fuck off and what does he do? Pander to Israel like everyone else. WTF?? If he were really a great jobs president, he would say that the Iranian nuke issue is utter bullshit, that Iran is a country of 80 million highly educated people and we should do business with them. But he won’t.

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 10:22 am

@Z – Taking a dump in their soup bowl does not mean being a good president. That was not the point, the point is shining a big bright Trump-style (and face it the guy has a big public following) on the absurdity and waste of the current system. And before you jump down my throat, Stuck, that is saying nothing positive about the Donald, other than to say he is an outsider and his name is neither Bush nor Clinton. And as for voting, I completely agree, but SOMEONE will be our next president. We can’t repair the current system, that is clear, may as well get the biggest ass-clown we can in office. At least it may wake a few more people up.

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 10:27 am

@Steph – I have been advocating tearing down the whole tax system for years. if it were possible to repair our system, that would be the place to start. It is not, however, so we will need to go deeper. The currency must be torn down, the corporate power structure must be torn down, and the entire government structure must be torn down. I think all of this WILL happen, and probably faster than most people think possible. I just hope it all takes much longer than 90 minutes…

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 18, 2015 11:16 am

I can’t begin to convey how sad I am that anyone here would take Trump to heart as a serious candidate. Did any of you see the quote from Trump that if fucking OPRAH were his running mate they could win? FUCKING OPRAH ! What does that say about your beloved Donald?

I fucking give up.

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 11:29 am

@Bea – I understand your frustration and share it…but, fuck, I would vote bb for president over Jeb or Hillary…in a second.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 18, 2015 11:41 am

DRUD- Jeb and Hitlery are both members of the same criminal cartel……….do you think Trump is any different?

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 11:47 am

How the fuck should I know…I have never met the man. I only see him when he is on TV and I can’t fucking stand him when I do see him on TV. What I DO know is voting in career politicians and dynastic families DOES not work. I prefer to try something–ANYTHING–else.

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 11:48 am

How the fuck should I know…I have never met the man. I only see him when he is on TV and I can’t fucking stand him when I do see him on TV. What I DO know is voting in career politicians and dynastic families DOES not work. I prefer to try something–ANYTHING–else.

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 11:50 am

Fuck…that was supposed to be a 3 second clip of Gen. Barringer saying:

“Hell, I’d piss on a spark plug if I it’d do any good.”

We are at that point. If you have no good options at least try new bad ones.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 18, 2015 12:21 pm

OK Drud

Here’s a thought……..Donald’s ex-wife is connected to the Russian Mafia………Now that would be a different bad option and besides Ivana Trump is way more attractive than Donald.

Yeah, Russian mafia, that’s the ticket. We haven’t tried that yet.

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 12:22 pm

Since people seem to be badly misinterpreting what I am saying, here is a very short list of people/objects/creatures I’d rather see as the 45th President of the United States than Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton:

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Okay, ANY inanimate object/non-sentient creature on the “First, do no harm” principle.

Then there’s this guy:

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PROS: Smart, Cool under pressure
CONS: Kills and eats people…well, we could serve him the occasional lobbyist, corporate lawyer or banker…problem solved.

Or how about this guy?

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PROS: Slightly less annoying to listen to than Barrack Obama
CONS: Prone to clumsiness and would be in charge of nuclear launch codes

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PROS: dedicated, single-minded of purpose
CONS: Not particularly good on camera…may hurt US’s image with the rest of the world…then again, maybe not.

Then, this guy:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Famericaswatchtower.com%2F2015%2F06%2F07%2Fdonald-trump-to-announce-presidential-bid-on-june-16th%2F&ei=DfCCVaXEGMzksAWN-IOYCQ&bvm=bv.96041959,d.b2w&psig=AFQjCNEzV5GC9YkS8Uni43oZgDyUTZ8aVQ&ust=1434730884889149

PROS: IS NOT Jeb or Hillary
CONS: IS Donald Fucking Trump

DRUD
DRUD
June 18, 2015 12:28 pm

One more try:

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 18, 2015 11:28 pm
EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 18, 2015 11:31 pm