HOPE@ZEROKELVIN GOP DEBATE LIVE PLAY BY PLAY

It’s time for the 1st GOP Debate. Hope is the best live blogger ever. She has provided hysterical play by play of previous debates for years on TBP. Let’s get it on.


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Rise Up
Rise Up
August 6, 2015 10:59 pm

Rubio needs his bottle of water.

mrk030
mrk030
August 6, 2015 10:59 pm

Other candidates: “We were poor, now we’re not…”

Translation: We sucked c*ck to get ahead – now we’re puppets for hidden handlers…

Make sense?

subzero
subzero
August 6, 2015 11:01 pm

4 or 5 trillion covering losses at big banks most likely…

TC
TC
August 6, 2015 11:01 pm

Rubio seems like he’s working for the VP spot.

mrk030
mrk030
August 6, 2015 11:02 pm

Holy crap – talking points should not define a nation.

The people should unify themselves – and find a common bond.

Sad fact: We will not ever be unified – thanks to technology and the curse called social media. Go to ANY major city – and watch as 80% of the people under 40 years old are “heads down” on their phones.

That is the problem.

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 6, 2015 11:03 pm

Some good jokes by Carson and Huckabee.

mrk030
mrk030
August 6, 2015 11:03 pm

Maybe we can turn all the vomit spewed tonight into “renewable energy” somehow?

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 6, 2015 11:04 pm

Did Hope go to bed? Or is she puking in the bathroom?

Constman54
Constman54
August 6, 2015 11:04 pm

Did Scott Walker say he has a wife and a Harlot? ==|:-D

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 6, 2015 11:07 pm

What Rand should have said re: aid to Israel. “why are we sending billions of dollars of borrowed money a year to a country that has the per capita income of France?”

starfcker
starfcker
August 6, 2015 11:10 pm

Trumps takedown of Megyn Kelly’s on the Rosie O’Donnell thing and it’s already up on Drudge. Jim is right. Unscathed

mrk030
mrk030
August 6, 2015 11:11 pm

To sum up Mrk030 tonight if you’re interested: (we’re 20 miles east of PA on Rt. 78 if anyone wants to meet up with me one day).

1. I hate politicians and what politics has become in America and beyond.

2. So many laws, so much “band-aiding” has put a permanent “crush” on normal humans in society (i.e., middle class).

3. Total reform is impossible without either: A) revolution or B) SHTF natural disaster (i.e., meteor, etc.)

4. If things remain “as is,” I like Trump, until I stop liking Trump. I just dig his personality, his demeanor, and the fact he (had) casinos. That is cool. I also want some of his (fiat) cash.

Love this blog – always have – and send my sincere appreciation for the efforts you put forth. I might just join your guys drunk fest in October. Sounds dangerous.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 6, 2015 11:12 pm

Rubio would only be handed the VP spot by Bush – who can’t pick Rubio, since they’re from the same state. They couldn’t afford to lose FL’s electoral votes when the electoral college votes. Rubio’s role is to siphon off enough votes in the Florida primary (winner-take-all) to ensure a Bush victory. He’s been promised some other sort of payoff by the Chamber of Commerce Republicans.

TC
TC
August 6, 2015 11:16 pm

I was impressed by Rand sticking by his foreign aid position… that took some stones. Everyone else did pretty much as you’d expect. Carson came across as very nervous/out of his element. Jeb was totally scripted, bumbled like his brother and ran from his record. Huckabee was very comfortable – almost reminded me of Gingrich with his clever quips. Trump was kept on a leash and didn’t get to monopolize the spotlight.

Stucky
Stucky
August 6, 2015 11:50 pm

Fux an Megcunt pretty much declaring Rubio the winner. Also saying Trump was a major disappointment, and lost credibility.

The Fux Focus Group. Holy Shit. They make the people Mark Dice interviews look like rocket scientists.

The closing question … does God talk to you …. was the most insane dumbfuk question of all time …. only to be outdone by cockfuk candidates trying to outdo each other regarding their ability to hear Jeebus.

This country is fucked. Totally. Completely. There is ZERO hope. Warmongers one and all. Debt lovers one and all. Not one will do a goddamn thing to stop the Gestapo State, its copfuk brutality, and constant spying. This country is sooooo fucked. Don’t be a dope, abandon hope.

subzero
subzero
August 6, 2015 11:53 pm

Let’s see what happens in September. That Super Blood Moon might be some serious mojo since it falls over Israel. I know it doesn’t mean much to some of you but one thing these ‘politicians’ can’t control is the moon and stars. They know these events are coming, they may even have ‘things’ planned around these events, but they can’t stop the Creator of all that is seen and unseen from fulfilling his promises.

If it wasn’t for the northern Pacific literally dying…

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
August 6, 2015 11:58 pm

Stucky says:

The Fux Focus Group. Holy Shit. They make the people Mark Dice interviews look like rocket scientists.
______________________________

Chill, stucky. Fux’s resident expert is chuckie krauthammer. When has that cripple been right about anything?

Jackson
Jackson
August 6, 2015 11:58 pm

Trump, trump, trump, trump, trump….
I like listening to the Donald walking over the Neoconny weenies, taunting the Repugnant toadies, sticking it to the lickspittles, and bashing Bush’s buttmouth.
Take your country back. Support and vote for an iconoclast who’s standing up for much of what you belive in, when others won’t.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 7, 2015 12:11 am

Democrats will be fast and furiously looking for a way to Paula Deen the Donald but will let him run the table for now.

3 mixed metaphors in one sentence, a personal record.

Stucky
Stucky
August 7, 2015 12:16 am

Rubio won???? Bwaaahahahahahaha

FUCK YOU FUX!! FUCK YOU MEGCUNT!! FUCK YOU KRAUTHAMMER !! You goddamned sickfuk LYING sacks of donkey shit! Facts, they are so damned inconvenient.

Slate Poll …. “Who won the GOP debate” ……… 14,195 responses.

Donald Trump ————-4381———–31.5%
Ben Carson—————–2333———–16.8%
John Kasich—————-2142———–15.4%
Marco Rubio—————1645————11.8%
Rand Paul——————853————–6.1%
Jeb Bush——————–763————–5.5%
Ted Cruz——————–599————–4.3%
Chris Christie————–512————–3.7%
Mike Huckabee———–489————–3.5%
Scott Walker—————197————–1.4%

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15j1dZ4qXLF1DVP7vhZG0lg_pZIIRhFd_sqFutj–Nk8/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 7, 2015 12:19 am

Well shit fire! I got off work early, tuned into TBP, read the first dozen or so comments on HZK’s debate extravaganza and my bowels loosened right up relieving pressure on my cranium. Mind you, that’s not a comment on HZK’s fine effort, just an effect of the subject matter.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 7, 2015 12:26 am

Jackson says: Repugnant toadies,

I’ll see your toadies and raise you one Demoncrat grifter

Llpoh
Llpoh
August 7, 2015 1:19 am

HZK rulez. Great job.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 7, 2015 6:24 am

I was beat after a long day, gave it about five minutes before throwing in the towel.

My takeaway from what I saw-

Fox people did a horrible job with the opening, really amateurish having them all stand there and then asking them what they though of the audience before taking their positions at the podiums. The two male talking heads had more makeup on than the female, they looked like they were being prepped for interment. Megan Kelly going after Trump about the obvious humorous barbs to turn him off to the female set was not only a bad shot, it revealed a gaping hole in the social fabric when he came back with the Rosie O’Donnell line and the entire audience laughed. She went back at him clearly revealing her intense distaste for him and he blew her off like she was an old hag and the audience was still with him. There are major cracks in the PC dam and when it fails, it’s going to be epic.

Rand Paul is nothing like his father.

Cruz look like a cartoon character, that face will never see the White House.

Ben Carson is obviously the smartest guy in the room, but the answer regarding race in America was disingenuous to the extreme. Yes the elites use the divide, but if it weren’t there in the first place they would be able to.

Huckabee? Really? Really?

Walker could be a solid #2, maybe even Rubio.

Christie is a big, fat liar. I lived in NJ and had to flee the mix of corruption, sky high taxes and crime. If that’s what he is so proud of and he wants to double down on a foreign policy run for Israeli interests then he should do quite well with the left hand side of the bell curve. At least he looks like America- fat and medicated.

Kasich seemed to be polished, but he doesn’t stand a chance. A thoroughly forgettable name and face and unfortunately that counts with the hoi polloi.

My wife watched the whole thing, her call after it was over was Carson/Kasich/Trump, just like the Slate poll. She also commented on the questions all sounding like the kind of thing you’d hear from NPR not Fox.

Brian
Brian
August 7, 2015 10:49 am

Faux lost badly. Seems that many are seeing they are no better than the other nwtworks. Better late then never I guess.
Honeybadger strikes again.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
August 8, 2015 12:34 am

I wasn’t around when HZK did this before but Admin certainly pegged this thread right.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 8, 2015 12:53 am

Where did Hope go?