Pictorial Essay: 10 Things Your Grandchildren May NEVER See

There are those who either greatly minimize or, dismiss with utter contempt, the idea of resource depletion. Some people even scoff at the idea the earth is already too full with 7 billion people. They say the earth can easily support 20 billion … as they watch the last acre of rainforest burn to the ground. They paved Paradise, put up a parking lot.

For example, they’ll admit we’re running out of oil …. BUT, as sure as the rising sun, scientists WILL come up with alternative solutions! Some people’s faith in science to solve humanity’s problems stretches credulity to its maximum. Sure, science has accomplished truly magnificent things, such as sliced bread. But how many stop to think that science – or, the results of scientific invention — produces just as many problems as it solves?  Maybe you believe science will eventually come up with a Star Trek Food Replicator? Press 1 for a steak, 2 for a burrito. Will science invent a new sardine before the last one winds up in a tin? Good luck with your pie-in-the-sky dreams.

The fact of the matter (as I see it) is that your grandchildren – perhaps even your children, if they are under ten years old – will NOT enjoy several things you have today. Some of the items in this list will be gone altogether. And some will be so altered and different from the original that the resemblance will be in name only.

Print the picture below, frame it, and hang it in your grandchild’s bedroom. This will help them prepare for their depleted futures.

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It will be interesting to see the breakdown between The Deniers (“You’re full of crap! Everything will be OK!!”) vs. The Reasonable Ones With A Brain. Let’s get started.

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Death by Chocolate

Ms. Freud wants to go to The Great Beyond this way: Death By Chocolate

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SSS, he WILL go to The Great Beyond this way: Chocolate Covered Bacon!! As far as I am concerned, chocolate is one of the best proofs that God exists.

CHOCOLATE: —  The world’s largest chocolate producers warned that last year the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced. Stockpiles are depleting. By 2020, the number is expected to reach one million metric tons. 70% of the world’s cocoa is produced in the Ivory Coast and Ghana. It takes about two years for a cacao seedling to produce fruit and about 10 years for its flavor to mature. In addition to depletion via disease and drought, farmers in large numbers are opting to grow more productive crops such as corn and rubber.

Ghana’s Nature Conservation Research Council stated that “in 20 years, chocolate will be like caviar It will become so rare and expensive that the average Joe just won’t be able to afford it.” Kennedy’s Confection magazine warns that chocolate of the future will replace cocoa and cocoa butter with cheaper ingredients like nougat, raisins, and vegetable fat, saying –“Chocolate snaps because of the level of cocoa butter. In the future the product will be more bendy and sludgy in texture, and it won’t taste nearly as good.” Lastly, do you feel guilty when you gorge your face with Lady Godiva’s? You should! Cocoa beans aren’t ‘fair-trade’ so a lot of what you stuff in your mouth actually came from child slave labor.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/nov/21/cocoa-crisis-world-chocolate-stash-melting-away

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In 1868 French astronomer Pierre Janssen studied light from the Sun during a solar eclipse. He found proof that a new element existed in the Sun. He called the element helium … derived from the Greek, ‘helios’ meaning sun. Helium also pays homage to Helios, a Greco-Roman sun god.

HELIUM: — “Stucky, you’ve lost your damned mind!! Helium is the second most abundant element in the universe, ya douchenozzle!!!” Patience, grasshopper. The world’s supply of helium is a byproduct of natural gas production. BUT, Dr. Chan, Evan Pugh Professor of Physics at Penn State says — “Very few natural gas well in the world have enough helium in the well to make it economical to separate helium from natural gas. The gas wells with the most helium have only about 0.3 percent, so it is in short supply.

SO-O-O, the USA!USA!USA! has been stockpiling helium since the 1960s in a National Helium Reserve called the Bush Dome, a deep underground reservoir outside of Amarillo, Texas. By the mid 1970s 1.2 billion cubic meters of the gas was stored there. The current reserve is approximately 0.6 billion cubic meters, or roughly only 4 times the current world market. BUT, the 1996 the Helium Privatization Act mandated that the Department of the Interior sell off all the stockpiled helium. More wonderful strategic planning from the Baboons that run this government.

Nevertheless, if cost is not an issue, the amount of helium gas trapped in current and future gas wells worldwide could last between 200 or 300 years (aka, kicking the can down the road). BUT, cost IS an issue, and the price of Helium will shorty become astronomical. Helium is an absolutely essential resource in technologies such as rocket engines, surveillance devices, and medical imaging ….. so look for future MRIs to cost one million Quatloos per visit.

http://priceonomics.com/the-increasing-scarcity-of-helium/

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I'm just a sardine

SARDINES: — Read this slowly. A fishing fleet returned from months at sea in the Canadian waters ….. and returned with ZERO sardines. Yup, not even one stinky little fishy. And, ya wanna know why? But, first .. QUICK!! … get all your Globull Warming friends! The reason sardines are becoming rarer than a flattering picture of Hillary Clinton is because the water is getting cooler! Hardy har har!!

Also, study after study after study confirms that at the present rate of consumption and pollution, the world’s oceans will be empty of fish by 2050. (McDonalds McShits will still be serving McFish nuggets in 2051, but what it will take scientists another ten years to determine what it actually is.)

http://www.trueactivist.com/sardine-disappearance-was-foreseen-but-ignored/

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"Hospital-Associated Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) Bacteria" By: NIAID / CC BY 2.0

Actual photo of a colony of Staphylococcus being attacked by antibiotics 

ANTIBIOTICS: — In 1945, while accepting a Nobel Prize for discovering penicillin, Alexander Fleming warned of a future in which antibiotics had been used with abandon and bacteria had grown resistant to them. That future has arrived. The evil little bastards are just smarter than us, evolving and changing faster than we can fight them. Some of you horny men here need to cage the snake, because there is currently only ONE drug left which effectively treats gonorrhea. Spank that monkey!

All the easy antibiotic drugs have been made, drug companies are running out of ideas, and the pipeline is dry. Maybe that’s why they’re spending so many billions of dollars on fake brain “diseases”. Drug-resistant tuberculosis is mushrooming, killing almost 200,000 people last year. And just wait until animals can no longer be treated effectively. Antibiotics are the lifeblood of the meat and poultry industries … around 80% of all antibiotics used in the U.S. each year are given to animals.

http://www.news.utoronto.ca/why-world-running-out-antibiotics

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PHOSPHOROUS: — Every living thing on Earth— from plants to humans— depends on phosphorous to produce healthy cells. Until the mid-20th century, farmers maintained phosphorus levels in soil by composting plant waste or spreading phosphorus-rich manure. But, you can’t feed billions of people that way so, new mining and refining techniques gave rise to the modern phosphorus fertilizer industry.

But, phosphate mining is an environmentally devastating project—it requires stripping large swaths of land and generates massive amounts of a waste product called phosphogypsum, which contains low levels of radiation as well as a range of toxic heavy metals. Phosphate that ends up in our rivers and lakes cause algal blooms—which, as they decompose and suck up oxygen, create dead zones. Despite the prevalence of phosphorus on earth, — the 11th most abundant mineral on earth — only a small percentage of it can be mined because of physical, economic, energy or legal constraints.

Phosphorus used in fertilizer comes from phosphate rock, a finite resource. So, “peak phosphorous” is about how much longer phosphate rock reserves can economically be extracted. Ninety percent of the phosphate rock reserves are located in just five countries: Morocco, China, South Africa, Jordan and the United States. The U.S., has 25 years of phosphate rock reserves left, most of it in Florida. The rest of the world’s known reserves are about 80 years. Sure, it is possible huge new deposits might be discovered. But, if not, humanity will face a massive die off before your grandkids reach old age.

http://web.mit.edu/12.000/www/m2016/finalwebsite/solutions/phosphorus.html

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demotivational poster TEQUILA TIME

TEQUILA: — Tequila comes from the SOB blue agave cactus. The SOB takes twelve freaking years before the fructose at the core of the plant can be removed. It’s prone to various diseases. And, the SOB grows only in a very very specific climate, at high altitudes, and in red volcanic soil. In other words, the SOB is pretty much limited to the Mexican state of Jalisco and surrounding areas.

The USA!USA!USA! began substituting gasoline with biofuels made from corn-based ethanol. One side effect was that ethanol prices skyrocketed to the point that farmers in Mexico started abandoning the SOB agave in favor of corn to ship off to the USA! Next on their “to grow” list will be Sweet Mary Jane and cocaine plants. OK … we might not really run out of Tequila. But, it’s on this list because of one basic precept; never trust a Mexico Mexican … especially if he has shit you need and want.

http://www.bevindustry.com/articles/87318-agave-supply-crisis-and-mitigation-strategies-for-tequila-distillers

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4Topsoil Loss4

GOOD DIRT: — Dirt is wonderful, magnificent, a blessing, and amazingly complicated stuff. Made from sand or silt, then years of plants adding nutrition, bugs and worms adding their excrement, dying and rotting. The resulting organic matter feeds a whole underground ecology that aerates the soil, fixes nutrients, and makes it hospitable for plant life, and over time the process feeds back on itself.

If the soil does not wash away or get parched by drought, it very gradually thickens. HOW gradually? It takes about 500 YEARS to make ONE INCH of topsoil. The minimal soil depth for agricultural production is 6 inches …. 3,000 years of effort by Mother Earth.

In the past 50 years about 33% of the world’s cropland has been abandoned because of soil erosion pollution, degradation, and human construction activity. The United States is losing soil 10 times FASTER than the natural REPLENISHMENT rate! China and India are losing soil 30 to 40 times faster. Do the math. Well, I’ll help you. Most of the world’s countries have less than 75 years of topsoil left.

http://www.fewresources.org/soil-science-and-society-were-running-out-of-dirt.html

Following is a trailer for a great movie about dirt.

Here is the link for the full movie, totally free: http://www.hulu.com/watch/191666

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ANIMALS: — Minimum viable population (MVP) is the lowest population of a species, such that it can survive in the wild. The general “25/250” rule of thumb rule prescribes a short-term effective population size of 25 mating pairs to prevent an unacceptable rate of inbreeding, and a long-term population of 250 to maintain overall genetic variability. MVP does not take human intervention into account … either positive, such as conservation attempts, or negative such as poaching, deforestation, and construction.

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The Javan Rhinoceros (Indonesia and Vietnam) is toast. There are fewer than 60 left .. and they are STILL being poached.

There are only about 3,200 tigers remaining in the wild (a century ago there were over 100,000). Tiger habitats are being destroyed by forest cutting, construction, and poaching. Most experts say wild tigers will be extinct in the next 15-25 years.

I’ll stop there, even though just this section could be a 50,000 word post. If you really want to become depressed over what humans are doing to the animal kingdom, then subscribe to National Geographic. Or, you could just read this article below … about 25% of the world’s mammals facing extinction.  

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/one-quarter-of-worlds-mammals-face-extinction/

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All the gold ever mined

 

GOLD: — The picture above represents ALL THE GOLD THAT HAS BEEN MINED IN HUMAN HISTORY. That’s about 75% of all known reserves. Amazing, is it not, how relatively small that pile is? Let’s call that “Easy Gold”. It’s all been mined. What’s left now is “Hard Gold”. And there’s only about 20 years of it left. Really, you should buy and least one gold coin, and keep it, to show your grandkids what nations killed and died for in order to obtain it.

http://www.sbcgold.com/blog/the-earths-gold-supply-is-vanishing-fast/

OTHER METALS: Diamonds and zinc will be enough for 20 years of extraction. The explored reserves of platinum, copper and nickel will last for 40 years. Teach your grandkids how to till a field with a wooden plow and a horse.

A Forecast Of When We'll Run Out of Each Metal

http://www.visualcapitalist.com/forecast-when-well-run-out-of-each-metal/

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I would like to end this somewhat depressing article on a Positive Note …. about something we will NEVER run out of.

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Author: Stucky

I'm right, you're wrong. Deal with it.

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Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
August 8, 2015 10:01 am

El Coyote,

Billah’s wife is half the reason I keep coming back to TBP. I don’t care if she is a troll – she is hilarious!

I write down half of what she says, just so I can remember it for future use. Right now, I am calculating how soon I can call someone a “no good lying sack uh donkey dicks.” I might need to attend a GOP debate first.

Aheinousanus
Aheinousanus
August 8, 2015 6:51 pm

>>>Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

No it can’t. A Canadian Maple is .9999 pure gold. Good luck with molding it.

I suppose that if you take a hammer and pound it out to a thin sheet you could.

fjord
fjord
August 8, 2015 7:02 pm

There’s been no mention of the zombie apocalypse so here goes.
Not the present zombie apocalypse. ..the braindead voting for career fascists, signing petition s to repeal the BOR…
No. Has anyone thought about what they are doing with all that fetal tissue they are “experimenting” with?
Yeah. Thatwill take care of that ‘over population’ problem.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 8, 2015 7:16 pm

PJ, agreed, and I’d like to know who is that despicable black hearted genius.

BW also took the words out of my mouth about Billy having brilliant ideas. Getting an asteroid into a geo-stationary orbit and hopefully not too far above the surface that it costs too much in fuel and we could have us an Armageddon movie scenario where space cowboys make mining trips on a revived space shuttle program, I mean, they shut it down for lack of a mission but this could do it.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 8, 2015 7:17 pm

Billy, thanks for the train mention, do you have a link for those tunnels?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 8, 2015 7:20 pm

Pirate Jo says: Right now, I am calculating how soon I can call someone a “no good lying sack uh donkey dicks.” I might need to attend a GOP debate first.

The First Annual TBP Oktober Shitfest might be a good opportunity.

starfcker
starfcker
August 8, 2015 9:12 pm

Hey bea, found a little video of the toyota mirai being put through it’s paces. I’m not sold. Doesn’t look that great to me.

DRUD
DRUD
August 8, 2015 9:16 pm

People seem to be confusing hydrogen fusion with hydrogen fuel cells. These are Radically different processes. Fuel cells have been in use for decades and are different only in method from internal combustion engines…they rely up CHEMICAL reactions not NUCLEAR reactions. FUSION reactions are what occur inside of stars…based upon the STRONG force. FISSION reactions occur occur all over the world and are based on the WEAK force. Chemical reactions (including combustion and fuel cells) also occur all over the world and are based on the ELECTROSTATIC force.

Someday I may even finish my physics/consmology/spirituality essay…

I AM still working one it (specifically to T4C and Stucky) but last 3 months have been both hell and busy.

Gil
Gil
August 8, 2015 10:47 pm

The humorous part of the article is the presumption that “scientists will figure things out.” Actually why? You got yourself in a mess and assume someone will magically fix thing for you? This article points out the warnings of unsustainable behaviour and most people have the “we’ll keep doing what we’re doing and cross that bridge when it finally arrives.”

geo3
geo3
August 10, 2015 8:19 pm

Slot machines that pay off in coins. A climate change in the casinos that all ignore

Bea Leaver
Bea Leaver
August 11, 2015 11:55 am

Thank you DRUD, that is what I have been saying. Fuel cell vehicles are here now and that is a fact, NO MATTER what Starfcker wants to think.

Just last night on one of our PBS channels I saw where many of the larger gasoline retailers were already offering LNG at the pump RIGHT ALONG SIDE of the gasoline and ethanol.

So I stand on my post that clean energy will be in our future(for us and our grandchildren).

DRUD
DRUD
August 11, 2015 12:08 pm

Not the point of my post at all Bea…yes hydrogen fuel cell cars exist and have for some time…but they do not produce any energy….they only convert energy from one form to another. And like ALL energy conversion processes there is a net loss of energy…This is the essence of the second law of thermodynamics. Hydrogen could conceivably alleviate some pollution issues from burning hydrocarbons… But they do Nothing to solve energy/fossil fuel depletion problems.

Bea Leaver
Bea Leaver
August 11, 2015 12:08 pm

Star- per your 9:12pm post…..

I don’t give a rats ass if you or anyone else likes the looks of the Toyota Marai, I really don’t think it is any uglier than the new Fords or Audis with those wierd front grills. The Hyundai SUV hydro vehicle is better looking than the Toyota but that was not my point. My point is that things will be changing big time in the not too distant future. Our grandchildren will have wondrous things that we never dreamed possible.

You will be buying a fuel cell for your house and connecting to natural gas to produce the electricity for your own household, there will be 5000btu heaters that look like sculptures that can heat your room all day on a half gallon of water. I could go on forever about this but try to open your mind to new ideas, I have been researching this for 15 years, I didn’t just pull it out of my ass.

Bea Leaver
Bea Leaver
August 11, 2015 12:12 pm

DRUD- My point was CLEAN energy, please see my original post in this thread. Stucky mentions clean energy in his intro.

Besides, the USA!USA!USA! and Russia are silly with natural gas, so sit back and relax.

TE
TE
August 11, 2015 12:52 pm

@Bea, your absolute belief that society and technology are linear is a sight to behold.

I wish I didn’t know what I know about history and man so that I could believe you, but sadly, I can’t.

Those things you foresee rely on the next few years not sending man back a few decades, or centuries, in our development.

More than once wondrous scientific and engineering feats became commonplace for a time, then were lost to antiquity. Some cultures, cultures much older than us Westerners, believe that incredibly advanced societies DID exist long, long, ago but have been erased by natural calamity/God if you will, and man was forced to start over.

Anyway, just, well, thanks. Your blind optimism gives me some hope.

Bea Leaver
Bea Leaver
August 11, 2015 1:20 pm

TE- My goodness, did I say there would be no tribulation? What comes after that famous fourth turning? The new beginning for those who will be here, the time of major changes just as there was in the dawning of industrial age.

My knowledge of history tells me that when one age ends a new one begins, linear thought process or not. Perhaps you are in need of hope for your own future dear TE. Hugs

Bea Leaver
Bea Leaver
August 11, 2015 3:44 pm

TE- My last comment was meant in the sweetest, kindest way. I don’t know who is downing everybody but I hope you took it in the way it was meant.

BTRUTH
BTRUTH
August 13, 2015 8:00 pm

That’s all well & good except the “GOLD” myth! There is an absurd abundance of gold in the world not including all of the hidden stockpiles in China. Also, the Powers That Be, can make ANY ELEMENT IN ABUNDANCE, DUE TO SUPPRESSED SUPER TECH! So do some more research! Shalom