QUOTES OF THE DAY

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

George Carlin

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

George Carlin

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

George Carlin

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”

George Carlin

“We’re so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody’s going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven’t learned how to care for one another. We’re gonna save the fuckin’ planet? . . . And, by the way, there’s nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin’ great. It’s been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn’t goin’ anywhere, folks. We are! We’re goin’ away. Pack your shit, we’re goin’ away. And we won’t leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we’ll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”

George Carlin

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

George Carlin

“I don’t have pet peeves – I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”

George Carlin