Today’s Opening Bell …. these motherfuckers cheering and clapping. Why?
Best Caption winner will receive my entire stock portfolio when we meet this October 10th in NYC …. assuming NYC is still there.
Yeah, fuckers …. caption this!
CAPTION THIS HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY Pic !!!
Either I Cheer or Lose My Job
“Sold to you, suckers!”
Drop you SOB so we can buy it all low with our printed cash!
Hey look everybody, we’re on TV!
Clap and smile so stoopid sheeple buy into the market or I’ll be jumping from my office window…
“Bailout, Bailout, Bailout…” (in sync with the clapping)
Commscope…the only thing Bill Gates allows up his butt .
Jim…we should meet in Charleston,S.C…..friendliest place in America .
“YEAH, woo-hoo, suck this all you pathetic muppets!”
Kicking off the day with a Janet Yellen strip tease
#StockBrokerLivesMatter clap,clap,clap-clap-clap
Been too busy to be here every day… what’s going on October 10th?
Thinker
So far about 10 of us are meeting at a bar in NYC for the 1st annual TBP shitfest reunion. We expect some uninvited guests like the NSA and FBI.
Smile for dear leader, Kim Janet Yell-un!
“You deserve a hand. Thank you for making our lives so wonderful”.
“Hey Everybody…we’re all gonna get laid.”
Thinker
You can read the details by clicking the link below.
http://www.theburningplatform.com/2015/08/03/announcement-1st-annual-tbp-outing-nyc/
Admin, I’m hoping Howard surprises us.
“Cheering at the Gates of Hell”
(clap,clap,clap) Hoorah, we all shorted this bloodbath weeks ago(clap,clap,clap) We’re going to be richer than anybody on Earf (clap,clap,clap) The stupid sheep’s money will vaporize and we don’t give a shit.(clap,clap,clap).
Clap, Clap, Clap … Good thing I sold all my stock holdings and purchased physical gold, ammo and food months ago. Hope my hideout is stocked in New Zealand.
***** Gates is thinking this could be better that when we insiders shorted the airline stocks before 9/11.
Just look at that shit-eatting grin on his face……….yep.
Look at all that WHITE PRIVILEGE. Don’t you wish you had some?
If you’re crooked and you know it clap your hands!
If you’re crooked and you know it clap your hands!
If you’re crooked and you know it, don’t be afraid to show it
If you’re crooked and you know it clap your hands!
World’s Richest People (pictured above at NYSE shortly before chaos broke out) Celebrate Combined $182 Billion LOSS In A Single Week After Mistakenly Believing That They Had EARNED $182 Billion In A Single Week.
Cool; thanks Admin and Stucky. Very tempting; I found flights from $200, but hotels are the killer.
I’ll have to sit this one out, though it’s really tempting to think about jawboning over 4T theory and where things go from here.
Thank G-d for goyim who buy at the top!
Assign the speech bubbles where you please =-)
“I’m glad we got we got our shorts in before the market opened!”
“I hope the suckers don’t find out”
“I’m going to buy another congress man!”
“How do they not realise the game is rigged”
“perfect timing, we got gold and silver low ready to buy”
Death to America! Death to America!