She’s just big boned with a slow metabolism. She’s still beautiful with her dozens of hideous tattoos as she gorges herself on triple cheeseburgers, super sized fries and a diet Coke.
MAKEUP WON’T HELP
She’s just big boned with a slow metabolism. She’s still beautiful with her dozens of hideous tattoos as she gorges herself on triple cheeseburgers, super sized fries and a diet Coke.
Z, apparently you are not a fat fuck! Well done! What do you think about my comment a fit body is the first sign of intelligence. If you’re fat you’re fucking stupid by definition.
I’m pushing iron right now between comments, being in shape is a choice, it’s all about a strong intelligent mind! Laziness is easy, it’s the way of dullards and dolts!!
Being in shape is all about surviving the coming collapse. Being in top physical shape is the number one thing a real prepper does. Just like a Navy Seal, all the knowledge in the world does you no, zero, fucking good in a life and death environment if you are not in top physical shape, you will die a smart man at the hands of a dumbass thug! But don’t worry, this Fourth Turning is really not going to be that bad!! Buy you some gold and all will be well with you!! This mountain of debt and the 100 million welfare recipients will have zero impact on current events and or you immediate vicinity. Lol
sensetti says:
Z, apparently you are not a fat fuck! Well done! What do you think about my comment a fit body is the first sign of intelligence. If you’re fat you’re fucking stupid by definition
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I am serious. Do they use a bidet? It is not physically possible for obese people to have proper anal hygiene, as advocated by Russia is Strong, without some assistance. Maybe it is a rag that is washed after doing what they can with toilet paper. I really don’t know, but am curious.
Z, Stucky is the only one on this blog that I can think of that can answer your questions. He’s made Food, Food preparation, an obesity a way of life! His personal hygiene calisthenics are something you’ll have to take up with him, but it appears to me that you have a very legitimate question that Stucky should be willing to answer! Inquiring minds want to know!!?
To whom it may concern, I’m going to the Lake House in the morning, off to da bed for me!!! See ya!!! Oh, if Stucky try’s to bitch slap my ass in the AM feel free to defend my honor.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
All of the above goes for fat men, as well. I don’t want to have sex with somebody who A) weighs 4X as much as I do, B) is too fat to clean himself properly, C) Can’t get a decent erection, and D) looks like hell.
And men who jiggle when they walk don’t exactly embody the Male Principle.
Then you don’t really love her. You love the IDEA of what she should be. You have expectations, and if they are not met …. SEE YA LATER! Is that what love is about? After all, aside from the weight, isn’t she still basically the SAME person inside?
If she gained 200 lbs, would she still basically be the same person inside?
No, she wouldn’t. Being a fat fuck is a conscious choice – if she CHOSE to be a fat fuck, that would represent a radical shift in her personality, ie: WHO SHE IS. If you knew her, you’d know she would never, ever let herself get that way.
Of course I have expectations. We all do. But you can knock off the bullshit armchair psychoanalysis there Freud… as far as you’ve let us know, you’re not a fucking psychologist/psychiatrist – your wife is.
Yes, she’s put up with my ass all these years, but you have no idea what I’ve put up with. She’s not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I’ve already had to deal with one radical shift so far (that none of you fuckers know about because I’ve never spoken of it and probably won’t, past this once) that damn near ended our marriage. If she started wolfing down the Ho-Ho’s and Twinkies until she blimped out, well
1) I would get her professional help, since something is driving that destructive behavior, which would be really abnormal for her. As her husband, it’s my fucking JOB to recognize things like that and put a stop to them.
2) I’d call in her friends and family – I’m not above leveraging her emotionally to correct poor, destructive behavior.
3) Threats. Threaten to leave if she didn’t correct the destructive behavior, because she’s basically issuing an ultimatum. Fine. Challenge Accepted. I’m not above threats to correct destructive behavior, either. It’s important to follow through on a threat – if you say you’ll do some shit and you don’t, then people know you were just running your mouth and they can get away with anything…
4) If, after all the above, she still insisted on being a fuckin blimp, would I leave? Yep. But you fuckers think that means “Permanently” – if I would leave because she turned into a fat fuck, the inverse is understood to be true – that if she made the effort to lose it all and go back to her old weight, would I take her back? Of course.
Stucky, if you think I don’t love my wife, then fuck you, you gangly motherfucker… that’s fuckin low, even for you.
Billy
I was expecting FAR MORE retribution. “Gangly motherfucker” ….. I can live with that.
Went to B&N yesterday. One of the books I perused was titled “Happier Than God”. Most of us would call it a psychobabble book. Nevertheless, it some interesting ideas and, of course, various “secrets”.
The very first “secret” to happiness was this … and I immediately thought about this thread (not just you), and it’s this: —– The World Is Not About You.
Yet, you answer above is all about you ….. with your wife as the subject matter regarding how she should be, or not be.
What ever happened to UNCONDITIONAL love??
It really doesn’t exist does it? Not for you …. not for others here in this thread … and not for me either because, yes, I also have “expectations”.
But, at least I admit it. MAYBE that’s the first step towards perfect love.
Love is patient
love is kind.
It does not envy
— it does not boast,
— it is not proud.
— It is not rude
— it is not self-seeking,
— it is not easily angered,
— it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
— but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects
— always trusts,
— always hopes
— always perseveres.
Love never fails
— unless your wife is a fatfuk.
The above is from 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 …. except the last sentence which, when inserted here, shows just how egregiously wrong our beliefs can be.
Healthy fat helps people survive famines but when obese people experience famine, they may die first because the toxins in their fat are rapidly released and they kill them. Also, how can a fat person work in a garden in the hot sun or hunt? Tell you what I’m going to do when I spot one wallowing in a mud hole to cool off, harpoon’em and render them down for the tallow, oils and large hides.
“Tell you what I’m going to do when I spot one wallowing in a mud hole to cool off, harpoon’em and render them down for the tallow, oils and large hides.” ———– robert h siddell jr
You call yourself a Christian, right? So, is there a Bible verse for that?
You dishonor the meaning of the word.
Sensetti, The comment about mom issues is directed to some but not all folks who have a violent reaction to fat or ugly or hairy women. I suspect they are just making excuses for hating women. Fat chicks don’t bother me,our Q said folks like different types of women so that they don’t fight over the last scrawney chick like the walking skeleton above (reminds me of my ex-GF). If you don’t like fat chicks, it is no problem, somebody does.
I look at fat or tall women as ‘not my type’ while at the same time, I can appreciate them for their being female, otherwise all I have to look at are ugly bastards, fuck that. I’m an ugly fucker, thank God. Still, I can’t understand how any man can find another man attractive. They are called queer-bait for a reason, because queers like them.
Stuck your last comment about love failing when the wife is a fatfuck is so unfair. You could have made a list of exceptions, except if she gets cancer (like the beautiful blonde did and her hubs divorced her) or if she gets that cat piss disease and becomes horribly deformed (like the wife of somebody I met, he was still with her, though she looked like an old hag). What if she just gets old? Turns into a bitch? Becomes paralyzed? Goes insane? Coma?
I just caught your reply Stucky… allow me to rebutt…
Yet, you answer above is all about you ….. with your wife as the subject matter regarding how she should be, or not be.
You pick up some unicorns and rainbows book about how a perfect world should be, and then you apply that shit to me? Dude, I don’t put any fucking faith in those for-shit books whatsoever. And neither should you. I thought you’d know better by now… maybe old age is making you senile.
As to the above bullshit… err… comment you made, you are willfully misinterpreting what I said in order to get some traction for your bullshit argument…
I said this —-> ” Being a fat fuck is a conscious choice – if she CHOSE to be a fat fuck, that would represent a radical shift in her personality, ie: WHO SHE IS. If you knew her, you’d know she would never, ever let herself get that way.”
That says fuck-all about “how she should be or not be” you dumb fuck.
Do you understand Eengerish? I said “WHO SHE IS”…. the key word being “IS”… even capitalized so you couldn’t miss it – which means you understood it just fine and then decided to change what I said to fit your bullshit. Fuckin FAIL old man…
And I fail to understand how speaking about her is in any way about ME…. you trying to make it sound like I’m only using my wife as an excuse to talk about myself? Fuck you, man… that’s some dishonest shit right there…
What ever happened to UNCONDITIONAL love??
It never fuckin existed. At least in humans. Dogs? Sure. You can be the biggest axe murderer in history… come home covered in blood and brains… your dog will be happy to see you. That motherfucker will be ecstatic!
It really doesn’t exist does it? Not for you …. not for others here in this thread … and not for me either because, yes, I also have “expectations”.
You must have taken a break and taken your meds… you’re starting to become cogent.
But, at least I admit it. MAYBE that’s the first step towards perfect love.
Meaning that I don’t?
Aaaaand, you fell back off the wagon…
Didja read this part? —> Of course I have expectations. We all do. – Me
If you did, and still wrote the above, then you’re being willfully dishonest or you’re fucking with me. After what you’ve written, I’m on the fence… maybe you want to see me lose my shit by making shit up and then attributing it to me, or maybe you’re really that fuckin dishonest…