Drink THE FIRST TIME and the FIRST TIME only:
1. A candidate invokes the memory of Saint Reagan.
2. A candidate mentions Hillary’s emails.
Drink EVERY TIME:
3. Hugh Hewitt hurls a douchey gotcha question at Trump.
4. Trump – or any of the other candidates – insults or threatens one of the moderators. Beer chaser if it’s Tapper or Bash, and the candidate rips liberal-ass CNN in the process.
5. Trump brags about his wealth or his poll numbers, or mocks the low poll numbers of an opponent.
6. A candidate pledges to stand with Israel.
7. Carly Fiorina makes a joke about her own face.
8. A candidate claims a positive relationship with a minority. We’re keeping this rule in every debate. (So far we’re one-for-one: Kasich said he had a gay friend in the first debate.)
9. Anyone mentions Kim Davis or the “War on Christians.”
10. A candidate says he’ll stand up to Putin.
11. Trump derides someone for being a “lightweight” or having “low energy” or “low enthusiasm.”
12. Anyone mentions Tom Brady or Deflategate.
13. Anyone calls Black Lives Matter a “hate group,” argues that BLM or Barack Obama have endangered the lives of police, or pulls a “What about black-on-black crime?” line.
14. A candidate mentions the founders. Double shot if it’s Rand Paul.
15. Carson invokes the Bible as an authority for something that has nothing to do with the Bible, like tax policy.
16. A candidate says, “I’m the only person on this stage who…” Double shot if it’s Carson saying something like, “I’m the only candidate who’s had his hands inside a human thorax.”
17. Anyone mentions Hitler, Nazis or Neville Chamberlain. Includes related imagery, e.g. “ovens.”
18. A candidate stumbles over what to call ISIS/ISIL, or mispronounces the name of a world leader.
19. Anyone mentions the Governator or makes a Terminator-themed joke, e.g. “To illegal immigrants, I say, Hasta La Vista.”
Drink EVERY TIME you hear:
20. “Anchor babies.”
21. “Thug.”
22. “Leading from behind.”
23. “All lives matter.”
24. “Apologize for America.”
25. “Eye-ran.”
Take a shot of JAGERMEISTER if:
26. Anyone compares Kim Davis to Rosa Parks.
27. Any candidate is seen wearing a Blue Lives Matter bracelet.
28. A candidate offers an insincere paean to departed Rick Perry. Double shot if someone references his “smart glasses.”
Pretty funny.
Looks like most of us would be slap crazy drunk 10 minutes in.
Also makes you realize what a total fuckin’ waste of time this scripted “debate” will be.
Where is Hope?
I’ll set up a Hope commentary thread if she is up for it.
This is going to be one hilarious night no matter what happens. If Jeb “The Doofus” Bush tries to prove he is not low energy, Trump may well cold cock him and then take a dump on his head. He may violate Rand Paul on stage or sell Carly to the Arabs. Sky is the limit.
Eye-ran made me laugh. Made me think of admin’s post on Iran/Tehran many months ago. Pretty sure kokoda believes the streets are teeming with rabid clerics. Why are we so isolated/ill-informed here?
I would rather smash my foot with a hammer than watch some bullshit debate
@admin: Am at my son’s Open House. Will be ready for the Dem debate for sure.
Slinging words at each other doesn’t get the job needing done done (esp during Sept-Jan). Take the four loser Democrats running (or almost running) and pick four of the Republican candidates; then charge $100 a ticket (for the favorite charity of the Republican winners) to watch two quarters of Party Primary Football. The losers get benched and have to shut up for the rest of the season. Even better, swords and pistols at the OK Corral so Biden, Hillary, Sanders and Warren all get eliminated for good (or for the good).
Think I have alcohol poisioning….next up Hillarity, in a Dem debate, will send my junk into permament tortoise mode.
Clown cars are not funny.
It’s almost over. Very impressive debate. Maybe the best ever. Invisible moderators, real questions, great answers with very little talking points. Lots and lots of back and forth between candidates. CNN hit it out of the park. Hats off to bash, hewitt, tapper
Trade policy and the TPP noticeably off the table.
I’m a little disappointed that the TBP had to fall back to bullshit rolling stone for this drinking game………we should come up with our own…God knows rolling stone is full of faaaagggggggs & haters that are not funny at all………..TBP is full of haters & fags that know funny when it comes to gay-azz elephants…………so let’s do this thing right for the next debate and come up with our own drinking game…….my suggestion you get points every time you have to take a drink……..and you remove points for every time you take a piss / vomit / gag – the winner is the one who can basically “stomach” the debate……ha, get it?
the ingredients:
Miller Light
a tequila
a sweet wine
Whole MILK — oh, you are in trouble now
a beer with 6.5% or more alcohol
a beer with 10% or more alcohol
a traditional Vodka
a traditional whiskey
maybe this is a little more complex than what the ingredients should be……..but the more nuanced the challenge, the more dangerous the drink (God, I couldn’t dream of drinking milk then whiskey.)
This is a challenge to be creative and come up with a frame work……….so bring it you fagggggggggssssssss.