This is why you sleep together BEFORE taking possession of the herd of goats from her parents.
TE
September 25, 2015 10:35 am
Now that woman knows how to apply makeup.
I’m such a novice, and prefer a much less high maintenance existence.
Any man that falls for a highly spackled lady, then is *shocked* with the human underneath, gets what he signs up for.
Everyone of my rough and tumble high school friends whom fell in love with a Barbie grew to resent her fake, made up, materialistic ways. But the guys whom were the same, minus spackling, usually get along.
People crack me up, it’s not like he couldn’t see the difference in skin color between face and hands, nor could the makeup be called “subtle” or “natural.”
I am very glad to see that admitting you are an idiot, on court record, and to the world, is not confined just to America.”
Lysander
September 25, 2015 11:08 am
Look at the schnoz on that clam! You can’t see that and know she’s not a two-bagger?
Full disclosure: I’ve banged a lot of homely, fat and dumb broads, but I didn’t for one second think of marrying ’em. As the old saying goes; I’ve left the bar with plenty of beautiful women and woke up to a lot of ugly ones.
Dutchman
September 25, 2015 12:13 pm
They all look the same when you turn them upside down.
cantbaretowatch
September 25, 2015 2:09 pm
Well they don’t call them makeup artists fer nut’n.
Peaceout
September 25, 2015 2:10 pm
I bet the dude wins the suit. That woman has some serious bondo on that face, good gawd!
David
September 25, 2015 3:53 pm
That before and after is more frightening than the bunny on the stove scene.
Jimmybubba
September 25, 2015 6:47 pm
Lucky she wasn’t stoned to death.
Pirate Jo
September 25, 2015 7:16 pm
Well why didn’t she just … put the make-up back on?
You get what you pay for?
This is why you sleep together BEFORE taking possession of the herd of goats from her parents.
Now that woman knows how to apply makeup.
I’m such a novice, and prefer a much less high maintenance existence.
Any man that falls for a highly spackled lady, then is *shocked* with the human underneath, gets what he signs up for.
Everyone of my rough and tumble high school friends whom fell in love with a Barbie grew to resent her fake, made up, materialistic ways. But the guys whom were the same, minus spackling, usually get along.
People crack me up, it’s not like he couldn’t see the difference in skin color between face and hands, nor could the makeup be called “subtle” or “natural.”
I am very glad to see that admitting you are an idiot, on court record, and to the world, is not confined just to America.”
Look at the schnoz on that clam! You can’t see that and know she’s not a two-bagger?
Full disclosure: I’ve banged a lot of homely, fat and dumb broads, but I didn’t for one second think of marrying ’em. As the old saying goes; I’ve left the bar with plenty of beautiful women and woke up to a lot of ugly ones.
They all look the same when you turn them upside down.
Well they don’t call them makeup artists fer nut’n.
I bet the dude wins the suit. That woman has some serious bondo on that face, good gawd!
That before and after is more frightening than the bunny on the stove scene.
Lucky she wasn’t stoned to death.
Well why didn’t she just … put the make-up back on?