WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Oddly enough, with what I’ve seen at Walmart, there is a good chance Little Bo Peep’s sheep are actually there somewhere.

I hope this is just how you slowly train to work your way up to walking on stilts, because if not I’m openly rooting for you to bite it and fall into a canned goods display.

I must be the only one left on the planet that still feels like a total dildo taking a selfie of myself. Grown ass man with no chill. Ya look foolish.

Our government sucks…but so does he ladies. Good luck resisting a man that hearts vagina but doesn’t heart the man!

What’s all this monkey business going on here? I feel like a broken record on the issue of dirty ass monkeys all up in my public domain.

Bud, don’t waste your money on jewelry. You’re so far deep into your mining anyway I’d bet you come out with some sort of decent diamond.

The family that hides together, stays together.

Just another Public Service Announcement to remind everyone to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

I know Motley Crue did a ton of partying back in the day, but I was unaware that one of them impregnated Bruce Wayne’s mother.

When you buy the cutest pair of panties but have nobody to show them off to…

Dear Canada, we know you’re the nicest people in the world already. You don’t have to prove it with trust hugs, eh?

With a power-stache like that, I don’t think this cowboy fell into the category of funny little “no shave Movember” hipster stache. In fact, he thinks you’re less of a man…because you are.

See, not all employees at Walmart are horrible, angry people. This gentleman is clearly an angel here to help in anyway possible.

Looks like Granny has hopped on the mesh express. Can’t say I’m a fan.

I can’t seem to find the vomit emoji anywhere.

That’s a poor attempt of covering up your panties. Works about as well as a 3 year old that hides behind see-through drapes during Hide-N-Seek.

At what point is it no longer showing some plumber’s crack and it just turns out to you being one big asshole?

This dude’s love for Walmart is literally bursting from his mind!

He needs some flexibility in case ISIS invades the shitter and he has to roundhouse kick a punk ass.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart