WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Just because you’re wearing camo doesn’t mean Mr. Booty Shorts can’t see you. Where do you even blend in with a pink camo hat besides the teen pregnancy meeting at the local fire hall? Anyway, sick chicken thighs buddy, keep doing you.

Now that’s an extra helping of bottom biscuits. Carbing up for the weekend.

C’mon now! This is an arrestable offense these days? Who hasn’t pissed all over themselves in public while shoving trout in their pants? This is still America last time I checked.

“CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville man was arrested Wednesday after he urinated in Wal-Mart while trying to put a package of trout in his trousers and then told a police officer that he wasn’t concerned because his crimes were only “misdemeanors,” according to an arrest warrant.

Clarksville Police were called to the store at 2315 Madison St., at 1:33 p.m. Wednesday, the warrant stated.

A worker told an officer that the suspect, David Wylie, was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put a package of trout in his pants and he then attempted to leave the store without paying, the warrant stated.”

Just keepin’ it real hood with Mickey Mouse. I’m sure Walt Disney would be proud to know someone finally paired his beloved character with camo cargo shorts and pajama pants.

Just in case you needed photographic evidence that you’re a complete moron, we have it.

Serves you right. I hope your entire life is covered in bird shit. Inconsiderate prick.

Target, you got a lot of nerve! You’ve got your target audience and Walmart has theirs. Stop breaking the treaty that’s in place or you will open yourself to a rain of fire you can’t handle.

Sorry every person that likes to wear yellow shirts under their overalls. It doesn’t matter if you did it first, the Minions now have that look trademarked. Yeah it’s probably not fair but life isn’t fair. I’m sure there were tons of people that liked rocking their red leather jacket before MJ came along and took that away, but you don’t hear them bitching now do you?

I don’t know how things work in Canada, but in America you can’t just have your cock out in a Walmart parking lot buddy.

If it’s not enough that he is in a bikini top, you had to add sexual assault on top if it?

The over/under for how many cats she has is currently set at 32. I’m putting big money on the over and I’m taking a prop bet on the fact that she has at least 6 cats named Whiskers.

It says a lot when you’re so focused on the weird fairy unicorn that you overlook the dude with his pajama bottoms tucked into his American Flag boots. Too much Ying and not enough Yang in this relationship if you ask me.

Sweet haircut. I can’t tell if you’re a Broncos fan or just lost a bet. Wowzers that looks awful.

Okay, not quite sure I’m totally on board with this, but at least Yosemite Sam is the man. I just can’t bring myself to hate on the rootin’, tootin’, six gun shootin’, varmit-huntin’ wild man of the west! Maybe our pals at WTFtattoos.com can be a little harder on this guy than I can.

LLPOH BUYING GLASSES

Who knew there was a market for all gold moccasins?

Freaking Cookie Monster is about to get an eating disorder.

Yeah you may judge that dude wearing a bra on the mesh express, but he has at least $70 there, so who’s laughing now?

This is what happened to all of my clothes this morning after stuffing my fat face for 7 hours during last night’s Super Stinker.

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