I’m going to keep this very brief because my nutter conspiracy friends can’t grasp complex ideas, long sentences, or words with more than three syllables. The twenty thousand word treatise on this subject, replete with references, will appear in the next quarterly issue of Smithsonian.
Quite simply, to prove the Holocaust never happened, all one has to do is prove that Jews don’t exist. Let us examine the evidence.
Evidence #1. There is much historical evidence of the Jews … by the Jews.
The existence of Jews, some argue, is based on historical records … especially the origin of Jews as documented in the Old Testament, which is thousands of years old. However, only one question needs to be asked here; who wrote these records?? Yup, da Jews!! There’s most obviously a “self-serving” aspect to this self-proclamation. Therefore, all such historical records must be summarily dismissed.
Evidence #2. There is much historical evidence of the Jews … by non-Jews.
Of course there is! These non-Jews are part of the conspiracy! No self-respecting non-Jew would ever say – “Hey, looky here. I found me a Jew.” unless, of course, there was an interest in Big Money which the Jews, if they existed, would have plenty of. Once again, non-Jew proclamations of Jewry must be dismissed.
Evidence #3. Gefilte Fish
The secret ingredient in gefilte fish;
Humans can’t eat that shit and not die within weeks, if not days. This is a supposed staple of the (non-existent) Jew diet. So, even if there was a Jew … a long long time ago … they would have quickly died off from some flesh destroying bacteria.
Evidence #4. Jew Culture
People are often heard to admire the cultural and scientific accomplishments of the Jew which is most often attributed to “the Jewish way of life”. Red Herring! Straw Dog! We are not interested in examining the Jew way of life. No! We are looking for Jew people. These are two separate questions. Just because you examine the way of life of the Loopy Indian tribe in Oklahoma, doesn’t mean that Loopies actually exist.
Evidence #5: Eyewitnesses who claim to have seen a Jew
First, eyewitness testimony is notoriously inaccurate. Ask ten people who witnessed an accident “what happened?” , and the result will be ten different answers. Second, one cannot discount that these eyewitnesses were bought off by The Great Jew Conspiracy. Lastly, I have spoken to many of these eyewitnesses. One said Jews have big noses and olive colored skin. Another said they have fair skin like Northern Europeans. One Jew said they believe in just one God. Another Jew said He WAS God! One eyewitness said they were filthy rich. Another said they lived in great poverty, and everyone picked on them. The variations in these descriptions are so diverse that one must conclude they are nothing more than Fanciful Tales. Eyewitness testimony is as worthless as tits on a boar hog.
Evidence #6: There are people who claim to be …. Jew!
An insidious lie from the pits of hell. A master stroke designed by Satan’s Department Of Jew Myths. Of course they claim to exist! What else did you expect?
Conclusion: Jews don’t exist, therefore there was no Holocaust.
I have provided more proof that the Jew does not exist, than the supposed proof that there was no Moon Landing.
The only question that remains is whether or not the Moonie Leader (hardscrabble farmer) and his Hall Of Dunces minions (Bea Lever, flash, Back in Pa Mike, mesomorph, Aravan, Rise Up, Gryffyn, razzle, and a host of regulars too chickshit cowardly to participate) will remain consistent by adopting the view presented here. Or, will they be hypocrites and buy into the lie of the existence of The Jew?
I got lost in your brilliant logic someplace as usual but please include me with hardscrabble farmer, Bea Lever, flash, Back in Pa Mike, mesomorph, Aravan, Rise Up, Gryffyn, razzle, etc. Yom Tov.
I thought it was only Musloids believe the Holocaust never happened.
Since this isn’t the Onion, I’m thinking you are serious that there are commenters on TBP that believe the same as Muzzies. Can’t be – even stupidity would be laughing.
Mr. Stucky
This is proof that you are nuts!
@Stuck
or you are trying to compete with the resident comedy
man (former) that told us about his experience.
Either way, you are nuts.
WTF is this shit??
Just when I gained a whole new respect for you, Stucky, for giving the ‘beat down’ on the moon landing deniers, you put your name on this kind of shit??
If the next topic here is Bigfoot/Sasquatch then let me say ‘goodbye’ in advance.
It’s his way of admitting he lost the moon landing intervention, abeit a very psychotic way.
Sticky stirring shit again. This time not so entertaining. Sometimes he does some nutty stuff.
C’mon! Agree or disagree with his latest effort … you absolutely have to admit that Mr. Stucky is in a realm of his own when it comes to stirrin’ the pot. I know my own b.p. jumped several notches attempting to dissect his stream of consciousness or whatever you might care to call it. I bet he’s sitting in his comfy chair l right now, aughing his arse off at all the retorts.
I honestly find this to be in poor taste. And I am not even Jewish. And I don’t even like Elie Weasel. Maybe worse than the infamous 50 shades of horsey post from way back…
I am still wading through the very entertaining pseudo science book in pdf that somebody linked to yesterday on the moon’s creation. Lord help us all, what sort of link somebody out there is going to post today in response to _this_ topic.
Perhaps OT, perhaps not … doesn’t “Schickelgruber” sound a lot like “Shekel grabber”?
I know they exist because I’ve met quite a few and who would make movies and TV, establish general relativity, and run central banks, if not for bnai Israel?
Hi Olde Virginian, which link is that re: the moon book? I am behind on my reading of posts! Sounds like an entertaining book!
Stucky – Not that this affects your brilliant logic but my understanding is that most “Holocaust. Deniers” do not completely deny it simply state that is was exaggerated and that a host of other “undesirables” were treated the same way but coverage of their plight in the event is virtually non-existent compared to the Jews. Thoughts?
Mahtomedi says: WTF is this shit??
I got three thumbs down on the Comedy article. Proof that these mongrels do not read the English. HSF was being honest about comedy, he was not being funny. I decide to be honest and agree with HSF that comedy sucks and these bozos give me thumbs down. Don’t pay any attention to these negative Nancies. Fuck them. Man, you veer one iota from their knee-jerk belief system and they go haywire.
Jew is a voluntary designation much as ‘White’ is. You can call yourself either and it is up to another to dispute that but they can’t disprove it unless they are willing to perform a DNA test on your black ass and then they find you have 99.9% white DNA. So it is all based on outward appearance and a few bad grades you got in high school when you were deep into Nirvana and dreamed of starting your own garage band.
OK Didius… I feel like I am forwarding 9 copies of a chain letter, but here’s that link again
https://contraeducacao.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/who-built-the-moon_-knight-christopher.pdf
“If the next topic here is Bigfoot/Sasquatch then let me say ‘goodbye’ in advance.”
I’ve seen big foot. I’ve got pics but they are pretty grainy. It’s hard to shoot and take photos on your blackberry at the same time.
Here is the sob looking back at me after the first round. Never got another shot off – he just melted quickly away into the woods. True story. I swear.
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OV, somebody else provided that link a couple of years ago. But what the hell, even the illustrious Stuck has posted a video I pasted earlier. This after he complained that flash (me, really) was pasting the entire youtube library.
Francis, we saw the same pic back in the 70’s. The big guy never ages. It must be his avoidance of the modern diet and women.
Stuck, while your busy looking into the background of El Weasel, could you also look up Mahtomedi? I believe BW took on another persona in an effort to discredit me. Think of it, Mahotmedi does not sound like a typical Native American appellation. So when you finish uncovering the Weasel (looking forward to it) you can move on to uncovering another weasel.
EC,
Ya not sure what’s up with that? Maybe this is the son of big foot? Who knows?? I’ll admit though – the resemblance is uncanny.
On a side note these discussions remind me of the one’s my wife wants to have with me from time to time. You know – the one’s where she jokingly asks if something were to happen to her would you stay single the rest of your life till the day you died?
Sounds like an entertaining little hypothetical talk until you get into it a little bit then you realize nobody thinks it’s as funny as you do when you give what is apparently the wrong answer (in jest I would add) at which point things just sort of escalate from there because no one knows when to call it quits.
It’s funny how this place resembles that situation periodically….
My theory on all this shit is simply (going back to the moon thing) this – it’s a strange world and a lot of shit happens that I can’t control (like almost all of it). I don’t need to get wrapped up in the weird shit I can’t control or prove because all it is is a distraction from the real problems which are often stranger than fiction and larger that wether or not we actually made it to the moon.
So – in short – I’d just like to say to the asswipes that down arrowed me on the moon post for my “fools rush in comment” – blow me. HSF warned you that looking into this shit is time you will never get back – it’s a lesson well learned and one I took in long ago. Besides – now that I’ve seen big foot I’ve seen it all.
Stucky , wasn’t JESUS Jewish ?The apostle Paul , John and Peter.
The Central European so called Jews are the ones that biologically never existed before the 8th century when their King may the whole kingdom convert to Judaism.No connection to the holy land until 1948.
You are right about the holocaust. Never happened the way it’s been told in the western world.
Since I was not there, I’d have to know the height of the chimney and know what was used for fuel before running my mouth about flames or the lack thereof.
Me, I’m a little fed up with Holocaust deniers. I heard some from my father, in on liberation, and while in the Army in the 1950s served with “lifers” who had been in on liberations from camps.
And the newsreels of the 1940s didn’t have Photoshop to fake the walking skeletons freed by our troops.
As far as I’m concerned, Holocaust deniers are right in there with Stormfront, the KKK, Aryan Nation and the skinheads. Sorry trash, all of them. Just more folks for whom a twelve-gauge enema would be brain surgery.
Mahtomedi, where’s your manners? I would refer you to Francis Marion to see how a gentleman responds.
“I bet he’s [Stucky] sitting in his comfy chair l right now, aughing his arse off at all the retorts.”
——————————– motley3
You got that right! You have no idea.
Look, I think people who think the moon landing was a hoax have lost their marbles. As in CRAZY. Soooo, using much of their Crazy Logic I wrote a crazy piece. Fighting foolishness with even moar foolishness ….. and having fun doing it.
But, HOLY SHIT …… there are posters here who ACTUALLY BELIEVE that I believe that … that … that … JEWS DON’T EXIST???? Holy fuckmedead!!!!! WTF is wrong wif you peeple???
And you think I’m nuts???
Take a look in the mirror, then say these magic words — “That fucken Stucky, I’ve been had!!!”
The real Jew and the real holocaust……. The Jewish ethnic cleansing of Europeans The Ukrainian famines of 1921-23 , 1932-33 , 1946-47.Or the Holodomor. Mass starvation of Ukrainians.
Trotsky and several hundred other predominant Jews among the top Bolsheviks murderers were trained and born in New York city. I believe these are the real Jews you’re looking for.
You people need to take an online class to figure out when Stuck is writing with tongue firmly in cheeks. Heh.
See you curs late tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Ms Freud and I will be making a TWO HOUR drive up into NY state. I found a virtually brand new (less than a year old) wheelchair for my mom. The guy said he bought it for his mom, and then she died shortly thereafter, and he just wants to get rid of it. Said it’s “hospital grade” … whatever that means … and he paid $800 for it, receipt will be supplied. He wants just $99. I’d say that’s worth the 5 hour round trip, and $20 in gas!
It’s my mom’s birthday today. I told her that we would finally take her to the indoor Amish Farmers Market in Flemington. something she’s wanted to do for quite some while now. She said she’d love to go, but just can’t because it’s so hard for her to walk. Sooo, we’re gonna go over there on Sunday, force her to come with us, and then when we get there ….. VOILLA!!! …. we’re gonna roll out the beautiful wheelchair from the trunk. It’s gonna be awesome. Can’t wait to see her response. I hope she doesn’t cry. I hate that shit.
Eh, Stuck. My ex moved into a retirement community for those over 55. The rent was low. She observed that folks kind of had a habit of dying less than two months after arrival. Within a few weeks she was dying, she had some sort of pulmonary emergency and had to go to the hospital for treatment. She stayed at that place and kept feeling ill. I asked if it wasn’t a community thing. She said no, that a woman she had befriended had her mom there. I said, maybe it’s the particular apartment you’re in.
She left that retirement community, I say she’s lucky she escaped with her life. Old people pass around germs they would never be exposed to at home. That’s my theory, ok, wild ass guess.
Used wheelchair, only used a few weeks? Ugh.
Hey Meathead , you Mr Rat …..Have you ever examined the evidence ?I used to believe the media accounts of the holocaust until I started to notice what some Jews were saying about it.Even denying it ever happened. These were Jews not Aryans. The deeper you investigate the more the holocaust narrative falls apart.
One more time Mr Rat : have you ever really examined the evidence ?Have you read the Soviet reports that were released in the late 90s ? Do your research Desert rat….you will know although I was blind ,now I see….John 9: 25
I have met Elie. Was he an honest man? I do not know. But he had a story to tell of a terrible time in history.
But for sure and certain the Holocaust occurred. Was the number killed six million? I do not know. But it was a vast number. I have met many survivors. Their stories are of despair and suffering and loss.
Well, Stucky, as far as logic goes this is right up there with the certain proof that Stevie Wonder is God, to wit:
– God is Love
– Love is blind
– Stevie Wonder is blind
therefore …”God is Stevie Wonder”. FMTT
I don’t get by here much but, dude, you have an erratic behavioral sine wave between “cultured person” and “whacked out dumbass”. (You are never as bad as the 13 yr old who programs the bot for the “bb” character but, just sometimes you seem to aim for it.)
Oh, yeah – – I’ll call your “Blow me!” and raise you a “Go choke on a bag of donkey dicks!”
Back in a few months, maybe…don’t bother to keep my seat warm. Got thick skin and real work to do that keeps me on the move. I’ll give you respect for taking care of your folks but I won’t give you license for abuse of dissenting commenters. Been there, done that myself with the elders…not expecting any medals nor would I want one…it is how we are supposed to behave.
DaP
When Llpoh speaks, I listen.
So should you.
Jews exist cause I watched Sienfeld
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Of course the Holocaust occurred. Most who question it, question the number of people murdered. But to me the number doesn’t matter. What matters is how a supposedly enlightened Europe let this happen in the first place.
Stuck, first I’ll admit I didn’t read your click bat tripe, but I did scroll down to see my handle included amongst a group that you pigeon holed for what?Please, do tell.
Second could your surmise WTF it is you’re going on about without trying to be the funniest shit flinger in the room. Forcing something that isn’t natural is unbecoming of you..just sayin’/
And , of which mass murder amongst the thousands recorded in the annals of history do you refer?
hol·o·caust
ˈhäləˌkôst,ˈhōləˌkôst/
noun
noun: holocaust; plural noun: holocausts
1.
destruction or slaughter on a mass scale, especially caused by fire or nuclear war.
“a nuclear holocaust”
synonyms: cataclysm, disaster, catastrophe; More
destruction, devastation, annihilation;
massacre, slaughter, mass murder, extermination, extirpation, carnage, butchery;
genocide, ethnic cleansing, pogrom
“fears of a nuclear holocaust”
the mass murder of Jews under the German Nazi regime during the period 1941–45. More than 6 million European Jews, as well as members of other persecuted groups, such as gypsies and homosexuals, were murdered at concentration camps such as Auschwitz.
singular proper noun: Holocaust; noun: the Holocaust
2.
historical
a Jewish sacrificial offering that is burned completely on an altar.
Stick to your guns Stucky.
“Well, Stucky, as far as logic goes this is right up there with the certain proof that Stevie Wonder is God,” ———– Da Perfessor
Exactly.
I took the most RIDICULOUS premise I could think of —- Jews don’t exist!!! —- and then added the most convoluted logic ever to back up the ridiculous premise.
Yet, people took it seriously.
That’s not on me. It may, or may not have been terribly funny — (I thought it was, and Ms Freud laughed her ass off) — but the massive gullibility falls on the fooled. I was actually toying with the idea of writing a similar piece titled –“Proof The Moon Doesn’t Exist”. Not that it would have mattered as it seems that would have been taken seriously also. LMFAO.
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“I won’t give you license for abuse of dissenting commenters …” ——– Da Perfessor
Yes, at this point, please do take up your suggestion of sucking on a bag of donkey dicks. Listen, pinhead, TBP is built on ABUSING COMMENTERS. Been that way since day 1. Who the fuck are you to try to change that? Not to mention that I get as much abuse here as anybody. Nobody loves me, yet I persist. While sucking on donkey dicks, try to grow some balls.
flash
You’re in the Hall Of Dunces because you’re a Moon Landing denier.
Admin
lol lol lol at that Seinfeld wheelchair. I thought the same thing!! But, really … WTF can go wrong with a virtually brand new wheelchair?? We’re leaving in a few minutes at 9:15AM.
On another note … this is amazing. My dad’s driver’s license was revoked after he had that accident. They (the state) made him get an eye test. Passed. They made him get a full physical. Passed. And then they made him take the written test … on a computer …. which he failed three times.
OK, so he tells me he’s going to write a letter to the state to complain … and to make a case that he’s a great driver … and he passed all the physicals ….. and he’s never had ANY tickets in 60+ years of driving, go ahead and check your records”. I didn’t discourage him, but I thought to myself “good luck with THAT!!!”
Well, I’m driving him around doing errands a couple days ago. We’re sitting in the car. He hands me a letter from the NJ DMV. The state WAIVED the written exam!!! All he has to do is report for the actual driving test in a couple weeks. Yeah … the state changed their mind. Un-fucking-believable. Really. Anyway, I’ve never seen him so happy …. that he has the independence again (if he passes, and I believe he will) to buy a gallon of milk without having to ask someone for a ride.
Stuck
Do you think he can pass the driver’s test? Hopefully, he gets a nice trooper. Maybe you can pull some strings and have the test in Chatham.
@Stucky: Thanks a lot for this thread, I just really like my Chai Latte going through my nose from laughing so early in the morning!
Good luck with that WC. Mr. HZK bought a used shower chair for me to use several ago when I had my hysterectomy. He put me in the shower, turned on the water and left.
It did not hold up to the “strain” and I was flat on my back, stark naked, covered with soap and practically drowning from the water going up my nose. Mr. HZK could not hear me hollering for help as he had one of his (interminable) hunting shows at high volume.
(He did the same thing with a garden plastic chair when I had my ankle surgery last summer. Hmm, I am sensing a pattern here.)
Why doesn’t her doctor write an rx for the WC? Medicare will pick up 80% of the monthly rental and if she has a secondary insurance, that picks up the rest. I fill out those forms all the time.
au contraire mon cher Stuck, I never denied whether it happened or not. I merely postulated that a cover up of a false even was possible.
Take various wars the US has waged with various peoples and Empries thoughout it 200+ year of history.
Every engagement sowing death and destruction was entered into under false pretenses, yet of all the hundred of thousands involved, brothers, sisters , mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, cousins, grandmas and grandpas, all entered into these grand conspiracies freely and built monuments to the so called leaders of these exploits of war for profit.
Over the last two centuries,hundreds of thousands of separate conspiracies entwined and coagulate to create one mass Bernayesque national mind fuck wherein masses of heroes, mostly young men, get to prove their value to the One Nation and proudly sacrifice their God -given life, for opaque reasons that cannot be articulated other than ‘Murica and you think a government that can pull this shit off for ages can’t fake a moon landing?
I remember not so terribly long ago when you used to get furious over any comment that disparaged the Republican party or your then heroes, Lincoln and Bush. How was the truth hidden from you so long? Surely millions knew and none told? How could they?
flash
OK. I’m sorry. I hereby issue a decree removing your name from the Dunces list!
Admin
I think so. He really is a very good driver. Never speeds, and never drives like an old person … s-l-o-o-w. He literally has never gotten a driving citation in 60+ years. The only thing he can’t do well, and might be a problem, is driving in reverse … he can’t fully turn his head towards the rear windshield. And his parallel parking needs work. We’ll rent a car 5 days prior, and practice, practice, practice.
We’ll see what happens …..
Stuck, this explains the moon landing hoax as revealed in The Shining in great detail.I hope this clears the matter up for you and leads to the real reason humans were put here on this spinning artificially terraformed globe….reptilian food. sorry you hand to learn so publicly…there was no other way.There walk amongst US.
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Secrets of The Shining:
Or How Faking the Moon Landings Nearly Cost Stanley Kubrick his Marriage and his Life
By Jay Weidner
http://www.whale.to/c/secrets_of_the_shining.html
HZK
Good to see/hear from you! As always, give my regards to Mr. HZK.
As far as Medicare paying for it …. well, to be honest, neither my parents or I even thought of that option. My parents never think of the Free Shit route as a first option. Anyway, it’s only $99 and a done deal at this point.
Thanks. Take care, girl!
Stuck,I have no problem with being included on your list of so called”dunces.” I’ve never done the research into the moon landings , therefore I don’t have any intelligence with which to rebuke or sustain their beliefs and thus no reason to conclude they are dunces at all.
Remember when so called NASA expert( e.g. Carl Atherist Asshole Sagan) were calling Immanuel Velikovsky a dunce for claiming planet have collided with earth?Now crow is served..
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More Evidence That Early Earth Collided Head-On With Another Planet
http://www.popsci.com/more-evidence-that-early-earth-collided-head-on-with-another-planet
Soon after the Earth coalesced in the early solar system, it was hit by another planet, Theia. The collision formed the moon, but researchers are still trying to piece together exactly what happened, including what happened to Theia. For years, researchers have thought that Theia might have smashed into Earth at an angle, strong enough to obliterate Theia into little bits and create the moon. But that might not be the case. Instead, a recent study suggests that Earth might actually be a chimera of the two planets.
If you’re talking about his beliefs concerning the Holocaust, I must tell you … I am NOT a holocaust denier. I have some doubts about the 6 million number. But, so what. What if it was “only” a million. Is this not also a holocaust?
No, it is not the same.
And as the numbers dwindle more and more from the Big Lie, one must explain why it is. what caused any of those people to die?
Was it gas chambers that no one can show us?
The only “evidence” is that of witnesses like Elie Wiesel, Zisblatt, Defonseca, Rosenblatts, etc, etc, etc, which have all been proved to be outright liars.
I will openly say that there was NO intentional program to kill Jews or anyone else.
However, it can easily be proved that Jews and others intentionally murdered many millions of Germans.
But that is probably ok with a jew lover.
Me and my peeps at our weekly meeting.
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“WTF can go wrong with a virtually brand new wheelchair?? ”
I’ve got one word for you.
Sterilize.
“@Stucky: Thanks a lot for this thread, I just really like my Chai Latte going through my nose from laughing so early in the morning!”
HSF did that to me yesterday. It was decaf though so no big deal….
Fuck you Professor , PROVE me wrong ass wipe.Give me some proof the holocaust happened the way it is reported. You can’t and you refuse to do your research .I never said Jews didn’t suffer. I said the holocaust narrative as presented in the western media is false. It is a lie.You piss and moan about the innocent Jew well how about these real Jews.
US Army Intelligence Report…….384 commissars there were two negroes,13 Russians ,15 Chinaman ,22 Armenians and more then 300 Jews. Of the latter 264 had come to Russia from the United states. Most from New York City…….Seems like the real Jews were busy carrying out their own holocaust.
The Jews are not innocent victims….. PROFESSOR.