Laughed my arse off … can hardly wait for the season to start up here in Canada.
Stubb
April 4, 2016 4:40 pm
No matter how hard I try, I keep getting my golf and bowling scores mixed up.
SSS
April 4, 2016 7:39 pm
Shot an 84 today. Not bad for an old geezer with Alzheimer’s. Or was it a 94? Heh.
SSS
April 4, 2016 7:42 pm
“…… can hardly wait for the season to start up here in Canada.”
—-motley3
Most Canadian golfers are still in Arizona. Be patient. They’ll be home soon.
Stubb
April 4, 2016 7:56 pm
Also, to Ed & El Coyote. My understanding is that a lot of the women’s prisons are terminating conjugal visits due to terrorism’s worldwide. This means we will have to find other ways to get dates before we go bowling. Currently, I have a line on some Oprah book clubs that I think we can take advantage of. Am working on it now.
Francis Marion
April 4, 2016 8:10 pm
When I was a kid the acreage I grew up on bordered the local golf course. Our parents bought us clubs for Christmas one year so in the summers we’d work to play cleaning clubs etc. We’d make enough for a round and away we’d go.
When I was about 12 years old I was golfing with a buddy of mine. We were teeing off on the first hole and he was standing next to me as I was getting set up. I told him to step back. He said he was fine where he was so I shrugged my shoulders and teed off. I must have twisted the club when I swung and the ball came off the toe of the club straight sideways and nailed him in the knee cap at about 6 feet. He dropped like a sack of turds and all I could do was laugh my ass off. He’d be warned. Rest of the game found him about 10 feet directly behind me. We never golfed again after that. I have no idea why….
Unauthorized
April 4, 2016 9:29 pm
I was a fairly decent golfer in HS and college. But, a few of my college friends were exceptional and are now golf pros running golf courses today. We are all still friends today. One time, years ago, I was invited to tournament sponsored by my buddy. We were in a foursome. It was my turn to putt. I was squatting down lining up the shot and said: “This green should be read”. They all fell down laughing. It didn’t hurt that we all were “in the bag”, so to speak.
Ed
April 5, 2016 11:08 am
“Currently, I have a line on some Oprah book clubs that I think we can take advantage of.”
Hoo, yeah. Dumbass wimmins is jes so……easy. ahaha
Yancey Ward
April 5, 2016 11:25 am
It is hard to believe there are actually people that stupid.
Laughed my arse off … can hardly wait for the season to start up here in Canada.
No matter how hard I try, I keep getting my golf and bowling scores mixed up.
Shot an 84 today. Not bad for an old geezer with Alzheimer’s. Or was it a 94? Heh.
“…… can hardly wait for the season to start up here in Canada.”
—-motley3
Most Canadian golfers are still in Arizona. Be patient. They’ll be home soon.
Also, to Ed & El Coyote. My understanding is that a lot of the women’s prisons are terminating conjugal visits due to terrorism’s worldwide. This means we will have to find other ways to get dates before we go bowling. Currently, I have a line on some Oprah book clubs that I think we can take advantage of. Am working on it now.
When I was a kid the acreage I grew up on bordered the local golf course. Our parents bought us clubs for Christmas one year so in the summers we’d work to play cleaning clubs etc. We’d make enough for a round and away we’d go.
When I was about 12 years old I was golfing with a buddy of mine. We were teeing off on the first hole and he was standing next to me as I was getting set up. I told him to step back. He said he was fine where he was so I shrugged my shoulders and teed off. I must have twisted the club when I swung and the ball came off the toe of the club straight sideways and nailed him in the knee cap at about 6 feet. He dropped like a sack of turds and all I could do was laugh my ass off. He’d be warned. Rest of the game found him about 10 feet directly behind me. We never golfed again after that. I have no idea why….
I was a fairly decent golfer in HS and college. But, a few of my college friends were exceptional and are now golf pros running golf courses today. We are all still friends today. One time, years ago, I was invited to tournament sponsored by my buddy. We were in a foursome. It was my turn to putt. I was squatting down lining up the shot and said: “This green should be read”. They all fell down laughing. It didn’t hurt that we all were “in the bag”, so to speak.
“Currently, I have a line on some Oprah book clubs that I think we can take advantage of.”
Hoo, yeah. Dumbass wimmins is jes so……easy. ahaha
It is hard to believe there are actually people that stupid.