NYPD HERO

Those donuts aren’t gonna eat themselves.

Via Knuckledraggin


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Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 15, 2016 12:17 pm

Where are his legs or is he standing in a hole? WTF

Is it kosher to eat a box of donuts while directing traffic? NYC…..fubared.

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 15, 2016 12:18 pm

How is this even possible?

I think that’s a guy in a padded fat-suit.

I HOPE that’s a guy in a padded fat-suit.

Stucky
Stucky
April 15, 2016 12:26 pm

That’s exactly what Chatham copfuks look like.

Rdawg
Rdawg
April 15, 2016 1:46 pm

@T4C

The donuts will wreak havoc as well.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
April 15, 2016 2:25 pm

He sure is protectin’ and servin’. And waddlelin’.

Thinker
Thinker
April 15, 2016 4:29 pm

More for your viewing “pleasure:” http://izismile.com/2010/08/06/such_fat_cops_25_pics.html

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
April 15, 2016 4:58 pm

The best is the woman over his left shoulder that is as fat as him without the fat suit.

nkit
nkit
April 15, 2016 4:59 pm

Thinker, there are some disgustingly fat Pigs in those photos, and I mean pigs as in porcine, not the Pride Integrity and Guts bullshit. What I can never understand though is how a man like the featured NYPD hero can go from the picture that T4C posted to the disgusting fat hog in the most recent picture. WTF? Where is the self respect? How could a human do this to himself and not realize what he is doing? Are there no mirrors in his house? Fuck that, he doesn’t even need a fucking mirror, he knows he is a fat disgusting blob of protoplasm. For the life of me, I cannot understand how someone lets it go that far and seemingly doesn’t give a flying rat’s ass. I don’t know..I just don’t understand the mentality….The motherfucker should quit his job and go to work for the fucking circus…

Hollow man
Hollow man
April 15, 2016 5:00 pm

Anti terrorist blast absorbor. Special unit.

Stubb
Stubb
April 15, 2016 5:00 pm

Looks like a human fire hydrant.

Dick Jones
Dick Jones
April 15, 2016 8:09 pm

So here’s the thing. The herocop shows produced by corporate Hollywood portray this mythical stereotype of a 6’2″, 250 lb hulking beast that can stop bad guys with a single glare.

When in actuality, these guys are just like any other guys; they just carry a shiny badge on their costumes.

Went to pick up a relative at the airport today, and this reality was in full display. Saw multiple law enforcement officers from various agencies (city police, Homeland Security, private contractors) around the terminal. They were all a combination of obese and balding. I doubt any of them could have chased down a five-year old in a game of tag, much less an evil “terrorist.”