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Virginia congressional candidate Mike Webb’s Facebook page has been swarmed with trolls ever since he shared a screen grab with open tabs to pages “LAYLA RIVERA TIGHT BOOTY” and “IVONE SEXY AMATEUR.”

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This idiotic rescue attempt took place at Yellowstone National Park. Yellowstone visitors are asked to stay at least 25 yards away from large animals and are not allowed to approach wildlife, however, this father-son duo wasn’t about to let silly rules stop their heroic rescue attempt.

Law enforcement rangers were called when the father-and-son approached the station “seriously worried that the calf was freezing and dying.” The calf was returned to its fam, and the family was ticketed.

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JIMSKI
JIMSKI
May 20, 2016 2:41 pm

Birds are assholes…….

Thinker
Thinker
May 20, 2016 3:05 pm

About that base jumper…

This video seems out of a Chuck Jones cartoon of the Roadrunner and the Coyote, but it’s real. It happened in Konakova, Russia. A BASE jumper jumps off the top of a 400-foot (120 meter) electric tower, but his parachute fails. Miraculously, he survived the fall thanks to the powdered snow below. He broke his legs, pelvis, and some vertebrae. Fortunately, he was walking again only three months later, proving once again that Russians are made of iron.

harry p.
harry p.
May 20, 2016 3:08 pm
Tim
Tim
May 20, 2016 5:20 pm

The mom in that last video: What a fucking cunt!

Her son is terrified of the birds. No matter if it’s logical or not to the adult mind, it terrifies him. Rather than being a source of comfort to the little boy, she’s a source of antagonism.

What a douche bag.

Persnickety
Persnickety
May 20, 2016 5:49 pm

By the way, the bison calf story is much sadder than reported above. They tried to return the calf to its herd, but it was rejected. It was then found wandering parking lots and was euthanized to avoid having it become a large nuisance / road hazard later on. The idiots who abducted it were ticketed with a minor criminal something or other.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 20, 2016 6:37 pm

It’s funny now but we might as well get used to women putting their lady bits in our beloved urinals now that the commies are commandeering their commodes for the sake of the beloved trannies.

Be sure to check your male privilege and put a knot in it, the rule is still ladies first and the end of the line is over there.

Rise Up
Rise Up
May 20, 2016 8:27 pm

Guess that moron wanted to shoot his own hand. One of the cardinal rules is never point a loaded (or even unloaded) gun at something you don’t intend to shoot. Major rule violation!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 20, 2016 10:09 pm

You read any Cosmopolitan teaser titles on ‘What I did for love’ and you never hear that somebody bought a turtle with tank and aerator. That will never get you out of the friend zone, ever. Even Billy knows if you give her a jug of moonshine and a stack of squirrels, your in like Flynn.