VOWS? WHAT VOWS?

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 14, 2016 6:42 am

I think Ann has taken to calling him the anti-Christ.

I’m not a big fan of store bought boobies but that’s got to look better than the hairy asses of the Catholic clergy so I guess you can’t blame him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2016 8:13 am

The eyes of the Pope they did roam

Big boobies could make any man moan

His vows he did fail

That rack could land him in jail

The Cardinals are starting to moan

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 14, 2016 8:14 am

Anon was I.

Ed
Ed
June 14, 2016 8:23 am

The pic illustrates the old Cheech and Chong routine about the Pope;

“And she musta have Big Tits, OK?”

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 14, 2016 8:27 am

Ed

I should not post early in the morning, I can’t even write my own material down correctly. The last line of my limerick should have read – The Cardinals are starting to groan.

David
David
June 14, 2016 9:20 am

Hey, he’s not dead after all.

Peaknic
Peaknic
June 14, 2016 9:35 am

WORST. PHOTOSHOP. EVER.

susanna
susanna
June 14, 2016 10:24 am

men will be men…even the bi guys

Persnickety
Persnickety
June 14, 2016 11:08 am

Gay test, level 80.

Stucky
Stucky
June 14, 2016 11:23 am

Ummm, a slight change in the lyrics seems appropriate

CHORUS:
I saw her tit, I saw her tit
No more young boys, no more shit
Now I’m so happy, I got me a clit
Praise the Lord, I saw her tit

I pounded my chicken, life filled with sin
I wouldn’t touch a sweet woman’s skin
Then She came and her blouse had a big slit
Praise the Lord, I saw her tit

Chorus

Just like a Queer Pope I wandered along
Assholes and dicks I claimed for my own
Then like the Queer Pope who said “Thanks God, I quit!”
Praise the Lord, I saw her tit

Chorus

I was a fool to suck off the boys
Now that I’m straight big tits are my joys
Now I have traded the wrong for the right
Praise the Lord, I saw the light

Chorus

diogenes
diogenes
June 14, 2016 1:50 pm

Somebody doctored the photo and took out the minor aged boy.