Actual and true pics of Germany’s coach. The one where her scratches his balls and sniffs, and the one where he picks his ass, finds something to roll, and sniffs all took place in this year’s games in France.
https://youtu.be/-3JBRD9AjXk
Now, I’m calling for some brutal honestly from you folks. We’re all friends … it’s OK. Friends don’t judge friends. So ….
—1a) … If you’re a guy, do you scratch your nuts and then relish the sweetness?
—1b) … If you’re a gal, do you scratch your hootchie, and basque in its odor?
—2) … Do you scratch your ass looking for shit to roll, and sniff?
—3) … Do you eat your own boogers and, if so, what flavor are yours?
Thank you participating in this effort to get to know each other better!
P.S. Feel free to divulge other habits you have which we all might find interesting.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I worked with a guy in the concrete biz who did something a bit odd though. We were all waiting for our mud truck to arrive and the guy in question disappeared. As a group we were wandering around this neighborhood looking for him. As we round a corner we saw him digging in his ass (pants up) like there was treasure in there or something. A few seconds later he looks in every direction possible except ours and then starts sniffing his fingers. Someone finally yelled “WTF are you doing” and he just about jumped out of his skin. That became topic of the day for the next week as we ridiculed him relentlessly about it.
ONLY on TBP would there be a survey on ball and hootchie scratching and sniffing. 🙂
Doesn’t look like this is gonna get to 100.
Doesn’t really matter though. EVERYBODY loves the smell of their own shit, smelling their own b,o., and everyone has eaten snot at least once.
Better stick to masturbation Stucky, that always draws a lot of comments.
Bea
Good idea. Except, that topic has been pounded to death.
Heh!
I knew a gal in high school that would sniff her fingers after sticking them in her armpits. They had a character on SNL that did the same thing and it got a lot of laughs. I’m at a loss as to how that could possibly be funny.
News Flash****************
From the Drudge Report:
Kenyan Judge Upholds Anal probes To Determine Sexuality.
(Oreo better say the hell out of Kenya)
Holy bacteria Batman! I couldn’t watch the (w)hole thing. Disfuckinggusting.
Stuck, you’ve reached the end of the internets. Congrats!
https://youtu.be/mRLtjr0Jixs?t=7
Full Retard
Just when you think every subject has been explored, leave it to Stuck to open up a new topic for discussion. One hundred years from now people will read this and say, WTF?
Christ that guy makes the muzzie invading rapists look positively civilized by comparison.
PS, I don’t do any of that smelling shit, but I piss all over my back yard and masturbate 8-9 times a day.
Confession time………
I actually had to stop eating my buggers because my head was starting to cave in.
Iska Warren liked to piss in his yard
And spank his monkey quite hard
His neighbors were shocked
Behind bars he was locked
These urges he must learn to retard
What’s the big deal? How else can one tell when it’s time to shower?
I am a serial nose picker which reminds me of this little saying……
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Stucky says: Bea, Good idea. Except, that topic has been pounded to death.
Nevertheless, Iska went with it. Hey, Iska, your beating a dead horse.
Stucky oh my dear heavens! And my husband thinks some of these redneck yahoos around these hills are about as disgusting as it can possibly get. They literally don’t got shit on you when it comes to crude!
Maggie, were guys, crude is a compliment. My old boss used to sing a short ditty and toot like Popeye at the end.
We’d hear jokes where the punch line was..now clap..see, tight. or, help me find my jeep and we’ll drive out of here…
Remember the one that ended something like…even had lunch, the last guy threw up.
Sadly, I do.
There was this manly man kind of radar tech who liked to tell me raunchy jokes when I was giving him check-rides. (I was Stan/Eval, of course.) I would “save” up good raunchy jokes just for his annual evaluation flight to see if I could gross him out or vice versa. If you are very, very nice to me, I might tell you the punchline to this joke that eventually won the respect of the guy and ended the silly “whose is bigger?” game.
Maggie’s ultimate “one of the boys” jokes.
“Do you know how to make your wife scream twice?”
Maggie
Decorum left the building. The German coach started it.
Does anyone here remember where the word (shit) comes from?
Maggie at 1:26 am. Is the answer “Fuck her up the ass then wipe your dick off on her new curtains.”?
It is indeed, Stubb!
Don’t worry, EC… I got another crude joke or two around here somewhere.
“Does anyone here remember where the word (shit) comes from?” —– Bea Lever
bb’s keyboard?
A lot of people think they know where shit comes from. (It’s possible this whole article was devised just so I could write that opening sentence.) But the origins of the word “shit” have long been clouded by urban legend. Granted, the urban legend is a good one, and people can’t resist a good story. The story goes that back in the 1800s, cow pies were collected from the prairie to be used as fuel on ships during long voyages — because they weighed less than various forms of liquid fuel (many of which hadn’t been discovered/invented yet, in the case of gasoline). Of course, if the patties got wet they not only weighed more, but the process of fermentation began, methane would build up below decks, and, eventually, BOOM! So to avoid the boxes of cow pies getting wet and exploding, they had to be kept high up on the ship, away from the lower holds. Thus, they were stamped SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT, which was eventually just shortened to SHIT.
This is a great story. Unfortunately, it’s not true. Snopes calls it a “sorry piece of codswallop” (a word which could itself use an etymological dissection), and cites the story’s origins as a 2002 post on usenet discussion list rec.humor. No, our friend “shit” has been with us, in written form at least, since at least the 14th century, and is derived from Old English, which had the noun scite (meaning dung) and scitte (diarrhea) and bescitan, which now ranks among my favorite Old English words, if not among my favorite words generally, and means “to cover with excrement.” Also, scholars are fairly certain that it was used by preliterate Germanic tribes in the time of the Roman empire, meaning that the word “shit” is, quite literally, barbaric.
Tune in next week when we take a close look at crap!
http://mentalfloss.com/article/26955/intriguing-origins-indelicate-words-shit
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BTW … German swearing basically revolves around three things; shit, the asshole, and the penis. Seriously.
You’re Welcome.
Stucky, Master Shit-stirrer
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Goddammit, Maggie. I don’t shit on your posts …. please don’t shit on mine. I’m providing a valuable free service here. Normally, I charge $50 for this kind of edumacation.
A guy was on the telly asking for a divorce from his new bride because her cootchie smells. As witnesses, he drug (heh, this subject calls for hillbilly terminology) up her two ex-boyfriends.
Yeppers, the cootchie indeed stank so bad, they left her without further ado. She never knew until then, why her future was lots of cats.
Stucky- First of all Snopes is a joo operation that is about as trustworthy as bb paying his healthcare premiums.
You have the story correct and it is interesting to find the origins of many word, even the word shit. Maggie does not appreciate all the hard work you do by bring subjects (even crude ones) to the table for an intelligent discussion which evolves into education and understanding.
Everyone has taken a shit, everyone at some time says shit……..it is a word that is widely used by many cultures. It can even be holy.
Hang in there Maggie, Stucky has a lot more shit to dump in this thread, he’s just getting started. Never doubt that he knows his shit.
Full Retard
This thread has gone to shit, stinky cootchies lost out. Either talk some shit or move to another thread.
Actually, Bea, he doesn’t. T4C had to post a shit identification chart for him one time (in the Wendy’s tale) because he can’t tell shit from shinola. This post might be subtitled: Queen of Cluck meets King of Shart.
T4C- Could you do a repost of this shit chart just to clear the air.
Ha, too late for that. It only goes downhill from here. Or as Sarah Palin said, I can smell Stucky’s ass from my backyard.
All right, that’s IT! Unless you want to see my chicken monarch image again [or worse] you will leave me out of this shitty mess.
Maggie – Could you post a pictorial collection of different shit from around your farm for the city people who have never had the opportunity to see some real shit. Example; rabbit, chicken etc.
Bea, you heard the Mother Clucker, leave her out of this shitty thread