What do you call a 300 pound woman in the South? Svelte.
iconoclast421
July 29, 2016 2:28 pm
Aliens are here, but you’re not going to see any spacecraft. That is just a distraction and a serious misunderstanding of the types of lifeforms that are possible or how they might travel. I suspect there are forms of life that can travel instantaneously across spacetime, and have no corporeal form at all.
icono, do you mean ‘space’? Time is an earthling concept. I have read that yesterday and tomorrow do not exist. We are in the eternal now plane and cannot transcend time to go back or forward at will.
Angels are, by definition, messengers. There would be no reason for them to come here and be invisible and silent. The fallen angels were chained and put into eternal darkness, so bam! your wrong twice in one sentence – a new record.
Dutchman
July 29, 2016 2:29 pm
Yeah, the fucking Clinton’s and Kennedy’s – no wait all the fucking liberals, and the niggers, and the Muslims, and the Puerto Rican’s, and the SPICS, and… and … and…
If aliens are here I’ve got to figure they’re stranded. If they ever get their ship repaired let them know I’m looking to book one way passage off this rock regardless of their destination.
You can make a serviceable space helmet with a clear plastic bag and some gorilla tape to seal out the fumes. Don your new helmet just before going to bed and the space aliens will be by later to pick you up and take you to Arcturus.
IS,
You may care to read a specific book 1st: “To Serve Man”.
monger
July 29, 2016 3:18 pm
Go read Keel’s books https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keel
I suspect there are more than one type of extra/ultra terrestrial, aliens from the farthest reaches of space, non corporeal beings/spirits/not bound by the physical laws of our universe however you would quantify it, and quite possible a super advanced civilization beneath our feet.
Hey, monger, were you the other person who rented the Mothman Prophecies?
Westcoaster
July 29, 2016 3:21 pm
Yes, “something” has been visiting Earth and they have some sorta eugenics/dna program that has been in progress since at least the early 60’s when Betty and Barney Hill were abducted. This isn’t a joke, it’s real as a heart attack. Read “Secret Life” by David Jacobs, PhD. And any of Rich Dolan’s books can give you a backgrounder on UFO’s and the government coverup. http://www.richarddolanpress.com
The UFO topic is more highly classified than the H bomb. Our attempts to retro-engineer crashed spacecraft from “elsewhere” is probably where the missing $2.3 Trillion dollars Rumsfeld mentioned on 9/10/01 went in “black projects”.
My Wife & I have seen 3 UFO’s and I’ve seen several in addition.
West I saw a couple of ufos too, but they turned out to be weather balloons full of swampgas reflecting the light of Uranus. I know because some nice guys in black suits had this flashy thang and they splained it all to me.
No, you heard that. You insist on proof of a supreme being but you readily believe that a streaking light across the sky is a Chinese rocket without further proof. The proverb about swallowing a camel and choking on a gnat applies here.
Maggie, considering I-S’ personal history, I do not kid about certain things. He always wishes me a good life after he rips my heart out so he’s not all that bad. Plus, I tend to agree with his outlook anyway.
Intergalactic quantine sounds interesting, is it legal?
IndenturedServant
July 29, 2016 3:42 pm
I’ve always wondered why professional and amateur astronomers never or almost never see or report UFO’s. There have got to be millions of them out there with 10,000 or more observing the sky from locations around the globe every night. Despite this I’ve never read a single UFO report from an astronomer, pro or amateur.
Think about it, they have their sights focused on objects millions of miles out. UFO’s appear up close and personal.
Filomeno Reyes
July 29, 2016 5:41 pm
There was a cartoon where a guy is asleep at the SETI console when aliens attempt to communicate. There is no answer, they say, we shall try again in a thousand years.
My cartoon idea (attention Mags) is the SETI program decides that the Cisco Call Manager theme would make for a great loop to transmit. Aliens on the other end wonder when they will be able to get off hold.
Your AF pic reminded me of a WAF I met once. She looked at me and said, they told me I shouldn’t look directly into a guy’s eyes cause it means your interested.
Glamorous chicks are a dime a dozen, it’s the girl next door types that will break your heart. It’s the only reason I let you steal my ideas.
How’s THIS for girl next door! With the heat index shot past dangerous to ridiculous, I’ve been keeping the bunnies in the shade and keeping myself inside going through a lot of old photos.
This picture was taken of me in a washtub with my five-year-old nephew at a family get together at the farm the DAY BEFORE I left for the US Air Force basic training. My nephew has a five-year-old daughter himself NOW!
washtub? that was a bath tub back then. you guys must’ve been rich.
reminds me of an old cartoon: a guy brings his bride home to an old shack with old junk cars and parts strewn on the front yard and she says, wow, when you told me you were rich, I never imagined you were this rich.
I modified it and made up these two:
1. Guy decides to get a foreign bride because they are not spoiled like American women. Picking her up at the airport, he decides to show her around town and heads for Beverly Hills, impressed, she asks, which one is ours?
2. Guy decides to get a foreign bride because American girls can’t cook they are horrible homemakers. Picking her up at the airport, she wants to know, how many maids will we have?
Odd question, I don’t do skanks. I had a GF once, she might qualify but hey, I was out of my mind.
Ed
July 29, 2016 6:03 pm
Visited? Nah. They’ve immigrated and are colonizing. Watch where you step when you walk in the desert in AZ, ‘specially on the Big Rez. Alien shit is everywhere and it will eat holes in your shoes.
There.
Axel
July 29, 2016 8:22 pm
Nah. If they had, upon observation of the batshit crazy humans inhabiting this blue orb, they surely would’ve nuked us from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Kill Bill
July 29, 2016 8:30 pm
I can prove that Aliens exist.
1: Texas Border Crossings.
2: People of Walmart (deposed from home world for being unintelligent)
3: Transistors. Look at leaps and bounds in technology to keep the above entertained.
4: Toilets that are so low as to be only fit for 3′ being to use without the feeling of falling backward.
5: Simians that can both type and fling banana laden feces over internet tubes.
KB, are you making fun of my height? I’m a 4’9″ raging bull on the internet.
ASIG
July 29, 2016 9:22 pm
That’s just man made space junk/satellite or whatever disintegrating as it reenters earths atmosphere.
In the first video the camera is at right angles to the trajectory of the ‘space junk’ so it is seen moving left to right.
The second video the camera is perfectly aligned with the trajectory of the ‘space junk’. In other words the camera is located at the ‘Bulls eye’ that the ‘space junk’ is headed towards and therefore from the viewpoint of the camera there is no movement left or right or up or down because it is coming straight at the camera but it completely disintegrates long before it reaches the camera.
I don’t know, some sort of transporter app on his apple watch I guess.
rhs jr
July 29, 2016 10:54 pm
Westy, you and me this time. I’ve seen 3 different UFOs within 100 ft; they are real other world flying machines. I reported the last one to MUFON; thousands of other people have UFOs too. Note that sometimes people are reporting the same UFO although minutes and hundreds of miles apart. I believe France, Russia, Mexico etc report openly but TPTB tightly control UFO info/technology in the USA.
Filomeno Reyes
July 30, 2016 2:23 am
Bob, which one is it – either white people invented all the technology we have today or aliens did.
Why not both? Many people consider God’s Kingdom and UFOs nuts but I have experienced enough of both to think they are as real as the nose on my face. I believe ancient people got some elementary info from aliens and we did on LASERs, Transistors, integrated circuits, anti-gravity, health & genetics, mind control, religion etc. It goes beyond technology. I think some or maybe even all aliens are demons; some have influence over TPTB (and our government), the Vatican, and probably most all Protestant Headquarters. Our Prophets warned us about deceivers. I don’t want any NWO religion any more than I want Islam.
Hell, yes. There is one squatting in the White House with his sheboon wife.
Wondered how long that would take?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in the South? Svelte.
Aliens are here, but you’re not going to see any spacecraft. That is just a distraction and a serious misunderstanding of the types of lifeforms that are possible or how they might travel. I suspect there are forms of life that can travel instantaneously across spacetime, and have no corporeal form at all.
Those would be the Angels, particularly the fallen ones that live among us.
icono, do you mean ‘space’? Time is an earthling concept. I have read that yesterday and tomorrow do not exist. We are in the eternal now plane and cannot transcend time to go back or forward at will.
Angels are, by definition, messengers. There would be no reason for them to come here and be invisible and silent. The fallen angels were chained and put into eternal darkness, so bam! your wrong twice in one sentence – a new record.
Yeah, the fucking Clinton’s and Kennedy’s – no wait all the fucking liberals, and the niggers, and the Muslims, and the Puerto Rican’s, and the SPICS, and… and … and…
the Dutch?
Don’t even get me started on the Finns!!!
If aliens are here I’ve got to figure they’re stranded. If they ever get their ship repaired let them know I’m looking to book one way passage off this rock regardless of their destination.
You can make a serviceable space helmet with a clear plastic bag and some gorilla tape to seal out the fumes. Don your new helmet just before going to bed and the space aliens will be by later to pick you up and take you to Arcturus.
IS,
You may care to read a specific book 1st: “To Serve Man”.
Go read Keel’s books https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keel
I suspect there are more than one type of extra/ultra terrestrial, aliens from the farthest reaches of space, non corporeal beings/spirits/not bound by the physical laws of our universe however you would quantify it, and quite possible a super advanced civilization beneath our feet.
yeah there around
Hey, monger, were you the other person who rented the Mothman Prophecies?
Yes, “something” has been visiting Earth and they have some sorta eugenics/dna program that has been in progress since at least the early 60’s when Betty and Barney Hill were abducted. This isn’t a joke, it’s real as a heart attack. Read “Secret Life” by David Jacobs, PhD. And any of Rich Dolan’s books can give you a backgrounder on UFO’s and the government coverup. http://www.richarddolanpress.com
The UFO topic is more highly classified than the H bomb. Our attempts to retro-engineer crashed spacecraft from “elsewhere” is probably where the missing $2.3 Trillion dollars Rumsfeld mentioned on 9/10/01 went in “black projects”.
My Wife & I have seen 3 UFO’s and I’ve seen several in addition.
West I saw a couple of ufos too, but they turned out to be weather balloons full of swampgas reflecting the light of Uranus. I know because some nice guys in black suits had this flashy thang and they splained it all to me.
I would rather see my wife’s booty reflecting the moonlight, thank you very much.
Did you mean reverse-engineer? Retro would be like if we made it look like something out of Buck Rogers.
Yes, aliens have visited the Earth.
When they saw how batshit crazy most of humanity is, they left and put the planet on intergalactic quantine.
Those lights were likely some space junk vs a meteor.
I believe they were spent stages of a Chinese rocket launch.
No, you heard that. You insist on proof of a supreme being but you readily believe that a streaking light across the sky is a Chinese rocket without further proof. The proverb about swallowing a camel and choking on a gnat applies here.
I think it was something like a splinter and a tree limb in an eye, wasn’t it?
Maggie, considering I-S’ personal history, I do not kid about certain things. He always wishes me a good life after he rips my heart out so he’s not all that bad. Plus, I tend to agree with his outlook anyway.
In spite of the stumble at “quantine” (typo for quarantine) I still laughed. Good one Hope.
Intergalactic quantine sounds interesting, is it legal?
I’ve always wondered why professional and amateur astronomers never or almost never see or report UFO’s. There have got to be millions of them out there with 10,000 or more observing the sky from locations around the globe every night. Despite this I’ve never read a single UFO report from an astronomer, pro or amateur.
Think about it, they have their sights focused on objects millions of miles out. UFO’s appear up close and personal.
There was a cartoon where a guy is asleep at the SETI console when aliens attempt to communicate. There is no answer, they say, we shall try again in a thousand years.
My cartoon idea (attention Mags) is the SETI program decides that the Cisco Call Manager theme would make for a great loop to transmit. Aliens on the other end wonder when they will be able to get off hold.
https://youtu.be/6g4dkBF5anU?t=121
I hate that type of “hold” tune… Are you playing blog-tag with me?
Your AF pic reminded me of a WAF I met once. She looked at me and said, they told me I shouldn’t look directly into a guy’s eyes cause it means your interested.
Glamorous chicks are a dime a dozen, it’s the girl next door types that will break your heart. It’s the only reason I let you steal my ideas.
How’s THIS for girl next door! With the heat index shot past dangerous to ridiculous, I’ve been keeping the bunnies in the shade and keeping myself inside going through a lot of old photos.
This picture was taken of me in a washtub with my five-year-old nephew at a family get together at the farm the DAY BEFORE I left for the US Air Force basic training. My nephew has a five-year-old daughter himself NOW!
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washtub? that was a bath tub back then. you guys must’ve been rich.
reminds me of an old cartoon: a guy brings his bride home to an old shack with old junk cars and parts strewn on the front yard and she says, wow, when you told me you were rich, I never imagined you were this rich.
I modified it and made up these two:
1. Guy decides to get a foreign bride because they are not spoiled like American women. Picking her up at the airport, he decides to show her around town and heads for Beverly Hills, impressed, she asks, which one is ours?
2. Guy decides to get a foreign bride because American girls can’t cook they are horrible homemakers. Picking her up at the airport, she wants to know, how many maids will we have?
I’ve been around the world, remember? I know how spoiled we were, but that’s fixing to change isn’t it?
Are you dragging the TBP skank along this weekend?
Odd question, I don’t do skanks. I had a GF once, she might qualify but hey, I was out of my mind.
Visited? Nah. They’ve immigrated and are colonizing. Watch where you step when you walk in the desert in AZ, ‘specially on the Big Rez. Alien shit is everywhere and it will eat holes in your shoes.
There.
Nah. If they had, upon observation of the batshit crazy humans inhabiting this blue orb, they surely would’ve nuked us from orbit. Only way to be sure.
I can prove that Aliens exist.
1: Texas Border Crossings.
2: People of Walmart (deposed from home world for being unintelligent)
3: Transistors. Look at leaps and bounds in technology to keep the above entertained.
4: Toilets that are so low as to be only fit for 3′ being to use without the feeling of falling backward.
5: Simians that can both type and fling banana laden feces over internet tubes.
KB, are you making fun of my height? I’m a 4’9″ raging bull on the internet.
That’s just man made space junk/satellite or whatever disintegrating as it reenters earths atmosphere.
In the first video the camera is at right angles to the trajectory of the ‘space junk’ so it is seen moving left to right.
The second video the camera is perfectly aligned with the trajectory of the ‘space junk’. In other words the camera is located at the ‘Bulls eye’ that the ‘space junk’ is headed towards and therefore from the viewpoint of the camera there is no movement left or right or up or down because it is coming straight at the camera but it completely disintegrates long before it reaches the camera.
What about the third video?
I don’t know, some sort of transporter app on his apple watch I guess.
Westy, you and me this time. I’ve seen 3 different UFOs within 100 ft; they are real other world flying machines. I reported the last one to MUFON; thousands of other people have UFOs too. Note that sometimes people are reporting the same UFO although minutes and hundreds of miles apart. I believe France, Russia, Mexico etc report openly but TPTB tightly control UFO info/technology in the USA.
Bob, which one is it – either white people invented all the technology we have today or aliens did.
Why not both? Many people consider God’s Kingdom and UFOs nuts but I have experienced enough of both to think they are as real as the nose on my face. I believe ancient people got some elementary info from aliens and we did on LASERs, Transistors, integrated circuits, anti-gravity, health & genetics, mind control, religion etc. It goes beyond technology. I think some or maybe even all aliens are demons; some have influence over TPTB (and our government), the Vatican, and probably most all Protestant Headquarters. Our Prophets warned us about deceivers. I don’t want any NWO religion any more than I want Islam.