Jonathan Cahn-We Are at a Dangerous Point

Ms. Freud and I are going to Barnes & Noble for the rest of the evening, so I gotta be brief.

Cahn’s beliefs fit under the category “Replacement Theology” … the concept being that Israel fucked up royally, which God punishes, and now all the promises to Israel will fall upon America. He didn’t invent that. Mormons have similar beliefs. Then there are those who believe the Lost Tribes are now England, and British Royalty are direct descendants. Complete bullshit, imho. But, hey, whatever floats your boat. It does not not mean Cahn’s novels are crap … they might very well be quite exciting … but, for fuksakes, don’t make you plans based in them!!

Enough of amateur theology. No one gives a shit anyway. Let’s talk about Biblical date-setting vs. logic.

I guess (have no time to research) Cahn has some idea of a specific date — 2015?, or whatever, it truly does not matter — whereby certain events take place. He, as all other date-setters, claim it’s BIBLICAL!!

Obviously, the sixty-four thousand dollar question is HOW did he get to that date?? It involves a lot off goofy assumptions, …. but he has to go backward in time at a very specific date , and from that date, count forward (using goofy and convoluted assumptions) to arrive at 2015.

Here’s Logic 101: If you START at the wrong past date, you have ZERO chance of ever arriving at the correct future date. (If that’s even disputable then you are either a moran, or named ‘bb’).

Here’s the problem: THERE IS NO “CORRECT” CALENDAR … anywhere in the world. All those events in Daniel? We simply do not know the exact dates when they happened. What date is the correct date to use when Israel was shipped to Babylon? Did in take place on one day, one week, one month, a year or more? No one knows? And, it is extremely critical to know exactly how long the Jews were in captivity, and their return — and since there is no God-calendar, the range given by scholars varies by about 200 friggen years.

Of course, Cahn, Hal Lindsey, et. al. will claim “WE KNOW THE DATES!!!” and go through excruciatingly painful twisting of logic and a bizarro world of scripture exegesis to prove their point. They are bold-faced liars one and all. And not because I say so. But, because no such calendar exists — show me one, otherwise.

If you’re one of those people who reads just the last paragraph in longer posts, well, here is the summary. It is literally impossible to come up with correct dates for future events based on Biblical “proofs” because …. a reliable/accurate calendar from ancient times simply does not exist. Therefore, EVERY date-setting ‘prophet’ and his/her dates are nothing but pure bullshit.

I’m done, I’m out, see ya tomorrow.