MILLENNIAL SURVIVAL SKILLS

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Not Sure
Not Sure
November 29, 2016 7:39 am

Was the title of this video “See, we are not snowflakes”?

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 29, 2016 8:15 am

Please tell me that is not real and staged!!!!! There is no hope for that generation if that was real.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Diogenes
November 29, 2016 11:37 am

It is not real and is staged.

An Anonymous 27-year-old
An Anonymous 27-year-old
  Diogenes
November 29, 2016 3:01 pm

Ugh. You know, I keep hearing about how my generation is f****d.

Now, I get where older people are coming from, but I just LOVE hearing about how I’m obsessed with selfies and Snapchat, when I haven’t taken a “selfie” since MySpace was still a thriving website. I’ve never even used Snapchat.

Guys, seriously, I’m 27. We are not adolescents anymore. We have jobs, we pay rent, and many of us are married or in stable, loving long term relationships. Some of us even have kids. (I do not have children.)

And yes, we know how to use a can opener.

Please, please, would the media stop infantilizing us? I’m so sick of being lumped in with college kids who haven’t developed life skills yet.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 29, 2016 8:19 am

OMG………..We don’t own an electric can opener at the Lever households. All we have are old school hand crank openers and these maroons can’t handle a simple task like opening a can of Spaghetti-O’s.

We’re doomed…….doomed I tell ya !!!

NO WONDER BIG CORPORATIONS ARE KISSING UP ON BOOMERS TO STAY IN THE WORKFORCE.

javelin
javelin
November 29, 2016 8:19 am

Wow, just wow. Our culture has degraded so far that this is considered “art”?
I thought it was supposed to be wrong to get entertainment and enjoyment from watching idiots struggle with simple things?

PS: I did find the compilation by the Youtube producer to be pretty funny-“Millenial Survival Skills” is priceless.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 29, 2016 8:30 am

I forgot to add that the cat had more talent in two paws than the whole room of stupid humans conducting the can opening seminar.

Still humming that catchy little tune the cat was playing. Too bad Ed Sullivan is not around to make him a star.

Walt
Walt
November 29, 2016 8:35 am

3 minutes with a can opener?!! FFS, I cant even..
Let’s see an example of a bloke doing it without a can opener in literally a few seconds:
(This one has a cat too):

underfire
underfire
  Walt
November 29, 2016 11:58 am

This looks far to dangerous for a snowflake

P
P
November 29, 2016 9:06 am

I own a can opener that bad. Like five years old. Replaced with forty year old garage sale opener that works like a charm. I could do a vid like this of trying to get gas out of my brand new mandated safety no spill gas can piece of shit. Old gas cans with a simple nozzle and a breather sell for over a hundred bucks if you can even find one. Stupid people using stupid tools mandated by other stupid people is never pretty.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 29, 2016 9:12 am

Meanwhile, Obama is expanding the H-1B program.

I think I understand why.

TJF
TJF
November 29, 2016 9:16 am

I’m really hoping for all of our sake that the video is an awesome piece of trolling.

Suzanna
Suzanna
November 29, 2016 9:29 am

Thanks Walt,
I love those Russian #hacker tips

TPC
TPC
November 29, 2016 10:13 am

Man I do not miss college! People always applauding for no good goddamned reason, circle-jerking over how awesome everybody was. Stupid.

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 29, 2016 12:46 pm

Right on P! God Damn I fucking hate the new gas cans, You practically need three hands to pour the gas and after they wear you end up wearing gas.

Drake
Drake
November 29, 2016 1:38 pm

Clearly staged . Not nearly enough of them on their phones and snapping selfies.

harry p.
harry p.
November 29, 2016 4:10 pm

Way more impressive than the video with the line of Russian teens tearing down and re-assmbling an AK-47 for time.
Fucking hell….

ed_209
ed_209
November 30, 2016 12:30 am

LeTs GeT TaKe ouT !