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kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
December 6, 2016 4:33 pm

Maff is tuff for the MENA guys, but the Koran is memorized. Should be good foe a cup of coffee at Shitbucks.

Racist
Racist
  kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
December 6, 2016 5:46 pm

You realize mathematics was developed and brought to the Europeans by the Muslims in the Golden Age of Islam (9th and 10th centuries).

You also know that algebra us a Muslim term, right?

kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
  Racist
December 6, 2016 6:00 pm

Yes, now that you mention it. BUT, that doesn’t change the fact that starting at age 7/8, they give religious training (schooling) to the young guys so they can recite the Koran backwards. Not so much in the three R’s.
I’m sure the rich kids get the real education.

Racist
Racist
  kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
December 6, 2016 7:04 pm

The Koran, as far as I know, has a deeply mathematical basis.

Legion
Legion
  Racist
December 6, 2016 9:21 pm

Yes, as far as you know. You’re an imbecile.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Racist
December 6, 2016 6:17 pm

Mathematics existed long before Islam.

How you suppose all those great buildings and such were produced by the Greeks, Romans, Egyptians and so on?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_mathematics

Racist
Racist
  Anonymous
December 6, 2016 7:03 pm

Didn’t say it didn’t exist. You missed one of the ‘r’s’, huh?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Racist
December 6, 2016 7:11 pm

You said “mathematics was developed and brought to the Europeans by the Muslims”.

Obviously wrong, you seem to be the one that missed something.

Racist
Racist
  Anonymous
December 6, 2016 8:46 pm

What does “developed” mean to you? Isn’t it different from “originated” “discovered” or “invented”?

Twit!

Waycis
Waycis
  Racist
December 6, 2016 9:23 pm

I see that CTR has some spare shills for stupid shit. You’ll be in the unemployment lines by Christmas though.

Waycis
Waycis
  Racist
December 6, 2016 9:29 pm

Fucking moron. Math was developed independently in most civilizations around the world. Arabs made a few minor contributions. So-called “arabic numerals” are simply one adaptation of numerals developed by Hindu societies in India.

I’ll bet you believe that ancient Egyptians had space ships too.

Racist
Racist
  Waycis
December 6, 2016 10:12 pm

Algebra, I suppose, is minor? Arabic numerals?

Math midget!

Tsigantes
Tsigantes
  Racist
December 7, 2016 5:32 am

Thank you Racist. Along with astronomy and musical notation and Greek philosophy and literature. Without the golden age of Arab civilisation the works of Aristotle and Socrates would not have reached the School of Paris in 1200 and thus the Renaissance and Enlightenment would not have happened when and as they did.

Racist
Racist
  Administrator
December 7, 2016 7:30 am

I thought that was “the Golden Age of the Americans?”

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Racist
December 7, 2016 8:19 am

Racist the douchebag said:
“You also know that algebra us a Muslim term, right?”

Nigger please! You know the Arabs? They came before Islam.

The Arabs were quite intelligent. Most of the brightest stars in the sky were cataloged and named by Arabs. They made major contributions to, astronomy, agriculture, architecture, medicine and many other things. Then, one of them introduced islam (pig shit be upon it) and decided to fuck a camel creating the second muslim (pig shit be upon him) and then they started multiple centuries of inbreeding which led to a douchebag calling himself Racist (morning Doogie Pecker) that loves to tout the brain damage that is modern islam (pig shit be upon it) and muslims (pig shit be upon all of them) as the greatest thing since hemorrhoids.

From the moment islam (pig shit be upon it) was introduced, muslims (pig shit be upon them) haven’t created or done anything useful for anyone or anything on this planet.

Goldorack
Goldorack
  Racist
December 7, 2016 3:43 pm

And you realize that muslims wouldn’t have developed maths without reverse engineering of stolen Archimede’s astronomical machines (Anthicyteria machine, the first computer) , or without the compilation of his math works in Archimedes Palimpsest (5th century) found, again, in Istanbul.

I see the point of your fucking muslim chimp science. you can suck my white dick

Dutchman
Dutchman
December 6, 2016 4:42 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos

Ghetto Math Test
——————————————————————————–
Inner City High School Math Proficiency Exam
NAME______________________________________________ ___
GANG/CREW NAME______________ Crib_________________
1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He
usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by
shooting.
How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to
reload? ________
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball
to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, What is the
street value of the rest of his hold? _________
3. DeShawn pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick.
How many tricks per day must each ho turn to support DeShawn’s $800 per
day crack habit?
________
4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought
for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make
to obtain the 20% profit? _______
5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for
stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4×4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3
4×4’s,
How many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900? _______
6. LeRoy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000
for the hit.
If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per
month,
How much money will be left when he gets out? __________
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square
feet and the average letter is 3 square feet.
How many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight
ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
________
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27
girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knockedup? ________
9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also
has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost
of $5 per rat. If
LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks
can she feed her snake on one week’s income? _________
10. Marvin steals Joe’s skateboard. As Marvin skates
away at 15 mph, Joe
loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to
load his piece, how
far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Dutchman
December 6, 2016 4:55 pm

Common law wife only spends $100 per month? She’s a keeper.
A ten speed can get up to 10 mph. I doubt a skateboard can go over 7 mph unless it’s motorized.

starfcker
starfcker
  Dutchman
December 7, 2016 7:37 am

Ditch, where is the answer key?

Stucky
Stucky
December 6, 2016 5:14 pm

“It depends on what the meaning of ‘plus’ is.”
—– Bill Clinton, 2nd grade test answer

platoplubius
platoplubius
December 6, 2016 5:23 pm

2 + 2 = 4

and if you add 1 more

[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbvyGuxvIPR8QhxcMdX68dOLvnaHx7cjRDKRtdxGfRvgMgYnGr7cY6Kg[/img]

You get a Bird!!!

QP
QP
December 6, 2016 5:49 pm

Gulf of Guinea has populations with some of the world’s lowest IQs and a huge amount of oil. Average IQ for the region is 68, similar to Somalia on the other side of the continent. An average IQ of 68, means that you can take someone from the dumbest 3% of South Korea, Japan, or Singapore, and they will be smarter than 75% of the local population.

Friend was a manager for an oil company in the region. They had to hire locals per their deal. Manager asks four locals to move a drill bit. They can’t get a good purchase on it and are thwarted. Manager suggests wheelbarrow. Locals acknowledge wheelbarrow, manage to load drill bit into wheelbarrow, then they each lift a corner of the wheelbarrow to move the drill bit.

Peaceout
Peaceout
December 6, 2016 6:39 pm

QP’s story reminds me of a millennial we recently had on the job working as a laborer. The crew had just spread out crushed rock over an area that was the base for a concrete slab pour. The foreman asked the millennial to compact the crushed rock and pointed him towards the jumping jack plate compactor and told him to use that tool to compact the rock. The millennial drug the plate compactor over to the crushed rock and proceeded to manually lift the compactor up and down pounding the crushed rock. The astonished crew doubled over laughing at this simpleton as he continued busting his ass lifting and dropping the tool on the ground. Finally one of the guys couldn’t take it anymore and walked over and showed the kid what the big gas engine on the compactor was for…….

What is obvious to some is a mystery to others.

Got to give the kid credit, the guys have been busting his balls continuously since but he is hanging in there and working hard.

Ouirphuqd
Ouirphuqd
December 6, 2016 7:07 pm

Ebonics is their vocabulary, here is how it goes: Travon was asked during his vocabulary lesson to use the word “before” in a sentence, his response: 2+2 before!

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
December 6, 2016 7:12 pm

Racist says:
December 6, 2016 at 5:46 pm
You realize mathematics was developed and brought to the Europeans by the Muslims in the Golden Age of Islam (9th and 10th centuries).

You also know that algebra us a Muslim term, right?
______________________________

The father of algebra is generally recognized as Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi, a Persian. That he wrote in arabic is mainly because he lived during a period when the Persian language was nearly extinct.

Fiatman60
Fiatman60
December 6, 2016 7:43 pm

OK I just got back from Canuckistan Tire after purchasing a windshield ice remover. It came to $2.33 in Canuckistan pesos. I gave the checkout girl who looked to be about 18yo 1 Toonie 3 dimes and a nickel. She stood there and stared at her hand which contained the money. No shit…. It was at least 5 seconds of staring at her hand, when she suddenly shrieked out “Oh!!… I get it!!”
I looked at the other customers in line and they were all smiling at me…
OK so my tax dollars funneled into the education system is working real well……..