PHILLY #1 AGAIN

When I saw the title of the article and heard Philly had the most vermin, I thought it was a story about Philly politicians. Even though Democrat politicians in Philly are vermin, we finished #1 for most rats and mice per household. We are beaming with pride. We are a little pissed that we only finished 13th in cockroaches. We was robbed.

So if you like high wage taxes, high real estate taxes, horrible schools, plenty of violent crime, decaying infrastructure, exploding water pipes under your streets, corrupt politicians, lazy union government workers, filthy streets, 8% sales taxes, 50% beverage taxes, and being overrun by rodents, then Philly is the place for you. We’ve got a decaying hovel with your name on it.

The Most Vermin-Infested American Cities

By Patrick Clark

The household critters that lurk behind radiators and under shower drains are a nuisance for lay people, and an impossible math problem for public health researchers and pest control companies: How many rats live in New York? Cockroaches in New Orleans? Since the U.S. Census can’t talk to the creatures to get a head count, the government does the next best thing: It asks homeowners and renters.

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Every two years, the government statistical agency conducts the American Housing Survey (AHS) to paint a picture of the country’s residential stock. The online survey asks respondents about the homes they live in—how homeowners financed their abodes, the public subsidies renters enjoy, and an array of other information, including whether they think their neighborhood is safe, or whether their home is musty.

Also, whether they have seen evidence of cockroaches, rats, and mice.

Forty-one percent of New Orleans households reported roaches in 2015, according to Bloomberg’s compilation of AHS data, the highest of the 25 metropolitan areas broken out in this year’s survey. Philadelphians had the most rats and mice, with 18 percent of households reporting rodents. New York was the double-fisted king of creepy critters, with 16 percent of households reporting roaches and 15 percent reporting rodents—the only city to reach double-digits for both types of vermin. (To fully appreciate the size of the Big Apple’s pest population, it’s necessary to consider the numbers in aggregate: Some 1.1 million households saw evidence of cockroaches in 2015; 1.1 million saw mice or rats.)

Pest control was one of the early achievements of human civilization, said John Kane, an entomologist at Orkin, an Atlanta-based pest control company, but the long-term success of the project has been mixed. There was that time in the 14th century when the bubonic plague—transmitted by fleas that traveled on the backs of rats—wiped out a third of Europe’s human population. In modern times, Kane said, rodents are responsible for a huge amount of food waste, while the saliva, feces, and shed body parts of common cockroaches can trigger asthma and allergies.

Better data on pest populations can help exterminators launch targeted strikes, said Kane, limiting the amount of poison they release into the environment, and reducing the risk that the vermin build up resistance.

Roaches, as suggested by the charts above, are more common in warmer, wetter climates; rodents seem more likely to darken doors in older cities and colder ones. The data show that Miami was 6 percent more roach-infested in 2015 than in 2013 and that rodent sightings in Washington fell by 20 percent. (In that town, the rats have a way of finding their way back.)

The AHS doesn’t break out data for the same cities every year, but repeated nine cities in 2015. Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Seattle, and Washington showed declining incidences for roaches and rodents; Chicago, Detroit, and Miami reported mixed results. Houston had 11 percent more roaches and 12 percent more mice and rats.

That leaves plenty of work for the pest control industry, which supported 24,000 U.S. pest control businesses and generated $12.3 billion in revenue last year, according to the research firm IBISWorld. (Two publicly traded companies—Rollins, which owns Orkin, and the ServiceMaster Company, based in Memphis, Tenn.—combine for 22 percent of sales.)

Vermin, meanwhile, appear to be the great economic equalizer. In Atlanta and New Orleans, households earning more than $120,000 a year were more likely to report cockroaches than less affluent households were. And in nine out of 25 cities included in the survey, those wealthier houses were more likely to report rats and mice.

“It’s not just the neighborhoods with broken windows,” said Kane. “I’ve been in mansions that were filled with rodent droppings in the attic.”

 

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rhs jr
rhs jr
January 18, 2017 4:26 pm

My Rat Terrier eliminated all the mice for a mile around my house.

CCRider
CCRider
January 18, 2017 4:34 pm

Philly only 13th? I demand a recount.

My guess is that they under counted the rats in that they’re the size of dogs so easy to confuse.

Old Guy
Old Guy
January 18, 2017 4:38 pm

“The cockaroaches is eatin’ my food stamps an’ my wife, she be sleepin’ wit da Beeees”.
Had a piece of property in Darby. Took me a couple of years to unload it….at a loss.
Sometimes you just have to eat it and “move on” (pun intended).

nkit
nkit
January 18, 2017 5:06 pm

Odd that only one Florida city (Miami) made the Roach Parade. I would have expected more. Florida has its share of roaches – some big enough to drag you out of bed in the middle of the night. Also odd that Miami was also the only Florida city to make the Rat Race. Must be our large snake population that is keeping the rat population at bay, Biscayne Bay that is.

Why would a rat choose to live in the freezing cold of Philly, Boston or New York City when he could live in sunny Florida? Must have heard about the snakes.

RiNS
RiNS
  nkit
January 18, 2017 5:53 pm

I just had to google it. You made me laugh with that one nkit.

As seen below.

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unit472
unit472
January 18, 2017 5:10 pm

Rather have a rat scurrying behind the wall than a hoodrat scurrying out on the street.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
January 18, 2017 5:13 pm

Philadelphia contains so many rats because misery loves company. The politicians hate it because they can’t stand competition.

BB
BB
January 18, 2017 5:29 pm

I call bullshit : Every one who is anyone knows bed bug’s always take the # 1 position when it comes to pest management.You ever been in a hotel room infested with bed bugs? Those little creatures will put the fear of God in you.You will be begging for mercy in no time.

Dave
Dave
January 18, 2017 5:31 pm

I’ve been living in the East Valley outside Phoenix for 5 years now. I do my own pest control inside and out, and I have yet to see a cockroach, scorpion, rat, mouse, snake or anything other than an occasional mole cricket or earwig. The lizards eat the insects and the roadrunners eat the lizards, and mice if there are any. I, in return, feed the roadrunners hamburg to keep them around. I wonder why the author didn’t include illegal immigrants in the study? Probably because we’re not allowed to spray them.
I will admit that we did have a bedbug problem a couple of years ago, but that was caused by an infested headboard we bought 4 years ago. I did a thorough mitigation and haven’t seen one in over two years now.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 18, 2017 6:36 pm

It’s hard to beat Texas in the roach department. Big suckers too.

Wip
Wip
January 18, 2017 9:54 pm

That is one fucked up shithole.

“We was robbed”. Classic.

I’m sure that’s the line you’ll hear all day during the inauguration.

SSS
SSS
January 18, 2017 11:16 pm

Scorpions and rattlesnakes usually avoid places where people live in Arizona. So I had to think hard about pests. Then it hit me in a flash of brilliance. It’s golfers. Heh.

Dave
Dave
  SSS
January 19, 2017 10:57 am

Not scorpions. My daughter has them in her house constantly.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 19, 2017 2:50 am

Washington, D.C. leads the country in ‘bats in the belfry’.

Vic
Vic
January 19, 2017 5:20 am

Time to invest in cats. Not only will they take care of rats and mice, but they’ll take care of snakes as well. Always have one (a female) in your house. A couple outside is good investment as well.