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The bowler is just about the best one ever. Didn’t know that could actually happen.
Fake.
Llpoh, doesn’t that guy with the crushed pineapple work for you?
How about the nutcracker suite, is that fake?
Wonder if transgenders will be playing pussy slap?
I was shaking my head at the “pussy slap” video when I suddenly realized, “I know what this is!” That is the feminist version of the TV series shown in the movie Idiocracy, the show named “Ow! My Balls!”
I’m so ashamed to be an east Tennessean. At least I never went to that school. Now UT will always be remembered everywhere as the “butt chugging” school. Brings a whole new meaning to when the marching band plays “rocky top.” Fucking hell.
Methinks the Craig protesteth too much.
We were hoping you’d give buttchugging lessons at the TBP reunion.
Back in college days, there were those (male & female) who did not like drinking alcohol, but liked getting a buzz / nearly drunk. Some enterprising individual noticed that one could soak a tampon in vodka, insert it rectally and obtain the desired result.
Gave a new meaning to “falling on your ass drunk”!
I don’t understand the watermelon/WMT one. When I got my WMT card I got a family-sized bag of doritos. Pretty good deal, but getting a watermelon would’ve been better.
I’ve just been watching the pussy slap video over and over.
If you ask me, people will do anything for attention on their phones not matter how stupid.
Iska, you going to the yoga class?
Who do you think started it?
Don’t go thinking you won with that clever comeback, Iska. It’ll take me a day or two to think of an equal rejoinder but when I do, it will destroy your line so totally that you will beg for mercy.
A TBP buck-nekkid yoga class (men only) should separate the men from the boys, one would hope.
It would certainly separate me from the rest of you!
So slapping pussies is alright, but grabbing them ain’t? I’m so confused.
You were born confused, moran. Pussy slapping isn’t ok. It’s like playing grab ass with your buddy.
Of which I’m sure you’re an expert at…fag!
Brian, that is not only the weakest, most limp-wristed riposte, it is an insult to our gay commentators here.
Sorry, I hurt your feelings. Now go fuck a fly, micro-dick.