Shitstain McCain and Graham Cracker Truly Are TRAITORS

McCain is obviously demented. A careful reading of this lunatic´s history explains it all. The arrogant, pampered son of a senior admiral, he breezed through the Naval Academy and was sent to flight school over more qualified candidates. He proceeded to wreck 4-5 expensive aircraft. He is alleged to have performed the truly amazing feat of almost sinking one of our own aircraft carriers, the USS Forrestal, when he was playing a practical joke on one of his fellow pilots. He reportedly was transferred to another ship to prevent his lynching by the surviving sailors. He was shot down over North Vietnam and severely injured in the ejection from his aircraft. Things get hazy after that. He claims to have been tortured by the Communists, etc. Maybe. The Commies vehemently deny it, saying he was given special treatment for political reasons (his dad was now commanding the Pacific Fleet and perhaps they were hoping he wouldn´t bomb the living shit out of them if they treated his son reasonably well). There are credible reports that he made numerous propaganda broadcasts for the Reds; McCain moved to have all of this classified and thus unavailable to the public as soon as he had the power to do so. In any case, he dumped his former beauty queen wife as soon as he was released from the POW camp – she had been disfigured in an automobile accident. He then married the daughter of a Mafia thug, a creature who did five years in Federal prison after he took the fall for a Las Vegas hoodlum. The darling daughter brought with her quite a dowry, a major beer distributorship in Arizona. Thus McCain´s fortune was made. McCain moved on to politics on the strength of his “hero” status. His treatment of the families of POW´s and MIA´s desperate to discover what happened to their loved ones is one of the most despicable stories in the history of Congress, and that is quite a distinction. McCain himself was desperate to close the book on these guys, for reasons best imagined than explained. This tormented nut then went on to demand that we bomb every shithole on the planet. It is rumored that he spends his vacations lodged in Bibi Netanyahu´s anus.
As for the loathsome Lindsey “Sweet Bunghole” Graham, he is a familiar Southern type. In the 19th century he would have hid in a corncrib to avoid service in the Civil War, sodomized his male slaves and sold out to the Yankee carpetbaggers to keep his wealth. A little later he would have been seen hanging out in an opium den in New Orleans. He was probably a cheerleader in college, in a skirt. A snobbish queer, he was probably compromised by the Israelis decades ago. A decadent, amoral, glory hole gymnast, this POS is literally capable of anything.

Stand by for more horror stories from these two.