I’m not sure there is ever a good time to have nipple holes in your shirt, but I’d like to think if there was, I’d be a little more impressed with your nipple. What you’re doing is like putting a kids finger painting in The Louvre.
Ride that pony to Jealoustown bitches.
What exactly would you say that bright & fancy belt is doing? Clearly not its job so I’m just curious.
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Couple of wild animals here. So who do you guys think wears their spirit animal better?
Honestly, I hope that electronics employee never sees this picture. His brain might not be able to properly process how close he was to real life boobies and explode. Although maybe I’m wrong, maybe he’ll see this and be able to brag to his friends that he got closer to titties than they ever have.
Normally I worry about non-service animals in Walmart, but this dog is on another level of chill. His give a shit on causing a ruckus is at an all time low.
In this current political climate, LT. Deez Nuts got my support. #VoteScrote69
It’s unbeweavable when people come hair and sprinkle their pubes all over the floor. I’m wigging
You’re tossing some really mixed signals out there partner. I can’t tell if you love life or hate it. Get your story straight.
I didn’t realize how many different types of camo there were. And surprisingly, it’s easy to see they’re all awful.
I need so much more explanation right now. Preferably the back story on why this was needed.
You know what would be gnarly bro? If you totally dropped in off of those Hot Pockets. That would be totally chill bro. Cowabunga dude.
Further confirming what I already assumed – that everyone shopping at Walmart is a little mad.
You think it’s authentic or a knock off? I’m guessing he got it from a guy in an alley in New York City for like half price.
Oh she is definitely butt-dialing someone…probably for a booty call.
Look at him staring at those cases of Corona like he wants to build a wall of Budweiser around them…
I don’t know exactly what this is, but I know I need it in my life more than I’ve ever needed anything ever.
Hey Crockett! Be a real man and hunt for your own pickles in the wild!!!
You look like Odell Beckham if he was a weed dealer instead of a wide receiver.
Somewhere in the world his soul mate is buying a cart full of Lucky Charms.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Only two weeks into the Trump administration and people in Walmart have already stopped shitting their pants. #MAGA
I just can’t think of how someone could use that many gallons of milk. Any ideas?
To make pudding for pudding wrestling?
I guess you never saw Obama’s buddy bathing in cereal, she took sips of it as she bathed.
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Dairy Queen no doubt. I’ve delivered as many there before.
Churros were always a cheap treat outside the Cine Eden in Juarez. Since the theater showed nothing but sucky movies one notch above reality TV (Honey Booboo, The Kardashians), the movies themselves came to be labelled churros.
But this is America, the land where the cheapest beer in Mexico becomes a status drink – Corona.
And churros sell at Universal Studios for $5 each. What a country!
Ec- That kneegrow has asparagus spears coming out his nappy head, is that something new? Carmen Miranda wore fruit on her head but never green vegetables. I always liked old Carmen Miranda, she would have been Walmart chic in her day.
He wanted to make them look like MJ buds, but he looks like Sideshow Bob.