WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2301

I’m not sure there is ever a good time to have nipple holes in your shirt, but I’d like to think if there was, I’d be a little more impressed with your nipple. What you’re doing is like putting a kids finger painting in The Louvre.

2302

Ride that pony to Jealoustown bitches.

2300

What exactly would you say that bright & fancy belt is doing? Clearly not its job so I’m just curious.

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2303

Couple of wild animals here. So who do you guys think wears their spirit animal better?

2296

Honestly, I hope that electronics employee never sees this picture. His brain might not be able to properly process how close he was to real life boobies and explode. Although maybe I’m wrong, maybe he’ll see this and be able to brag to his friends that he got closer to titties than they ever have.

2298

Normally I worry about non-service animals in Walmart, but this dog is on another level of chill. His give a shit on causing a ruckus is at an all time low.

2297

In this current political climate, LT. Deez Nuts got my support. #VoteScrote69

2299

It’s unbeweavable when people come hair and sprinkle their pubes all over the floor. I’m wigging

2295

You’re tossing some really mixed signals out there partner. I can’t tell if you love life or hate it. Get your story straight.

2293

I didn’t realize how many different types of camo there were. And surprisingly, it’s easy to see they’re all awful.

2292

I need so much more explanation right now. Preferably the back story on why this was needed.

2294

You know what would be gnarly bro? If you totally dropped in off of those Hot Pockets. That would be totally chill bro. Cowabunga dude.

2289

Further confirming what I already assumed – that everyone shopping at Walmart is a little mad.

2290

You think it’s authentic or a knock off? I’m guessing he got it from a guy in an alley in New York City for like half price.

2288

Oh she is definitely butt-dialing someone…probably for a booty call.

2291

Look at him staring at those cases of Corona like he wants to build a wall of Budweiser around them…

2285

I don’t know exactly what this is, but I know I need it in my life more than I’ve ever needed anything ever.

2286

Hey Crockett! Be a real man and hunt for your own pickles in the wild!!!

2287

You look like Odell Beckham if he was a weed dealer instead of a wide receiver.

2284

Somewhere in the world his soul mate is buying a cart full of Lucky Charms.

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 4, 2017 10:42 am

Only two weeks into the Trump administration and people in Walmart have already stopped shitting their pants. #MAGA

BSHJ
BSHJ
February 4, 2017 12:13 pm

I just can’t think of how someone could use that many gallons of milk. Any ideas?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  BSHJ
February 4, 2017 4:28 pm

To make pudding for pudding wrestling?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  BSHJ
February 4, 2017 10:57 pm

I guess you never saw Obama’s buddy bathing in cereal, she took sips of it as she bathed.

https://youtu.be/VWHzdAOqesg

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BSHJ
February 5, 2017 5:50 am

Dairy Queen no doubt. I’ve delivered as many there before.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 4, 2017 11:04 pm

Churros were always a cheap treat outside the Cine Eden in Juarez. Since the theater showed nothing but sucky movies one notch above reality TV (Honey Booboo, The Kardashians), the movies themselves came to be labelled churros.

But this is America, the land where the cheapest beer in Mexico becomes a status drink – Corona.
And churros sell at Universal Studios for $5 each. What a country!

B LEVER
B LEVER
February 4, 2017 11:14 pm

Ec- That kneegrow has asparagus spears coming out his nappy head, is that something new? Carmen Miranda wore fruit on her head but never green vegetables. I always liked old Carmen Miranda, she would have been Walmart chic in her day.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  B LEVER
February 4, 2017 11:52 pm

He wanted to make them look like MJ buds, but he looks like Sideshow Bob.