Guest Post by Michelle Malkin
How thirsty does Variety look begging readers to join it in doing high V cheerleading moves for Chelsea Clinton?
Thirstier than an ultra-marathoner lost in Death Valley in mid-July.
Hyping the entertainment magazine’s latest cover, Co-Editor-in-Chief Claudia Eller gushed this week, “How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?”
Welcome to the liberal media’s manufacturing of “cool.” Leather jacket? Check. Overzealous airbrushing? Check. Humanizing grin? Check. Democratic establishment pedigree? Checkity-check-check.
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This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing. The same liberal lunatics in the press who rage about the Trump children’s nepotistic privileges champion the “refreshingly outspoken” daughter of the Clinton dynasty—who, at 37 years old, will receive a “Lifetime Impact” award from Variety on Friday for her “humanitarian work.”
The honor comes during the same week that the Clinton Global Initiative cash machine officially shut down. Among the generous “humanitarian” projects of CGI’s parent, the Clinton Foundation: chipping in a reported $3 million for Chelsea’s wedding to another heir of Democratic corruptocrats, Marc Mezvinsky—the newly jobless former hedge fund manager and son of convicted fraudster Edward Mezvinsky, a former Democratic congressman from Iowa.
Remember: The Clintons’ own inner circle lambasted Chelsea’s hubby for exploiting the Clinton Foundation and CGI to prop up his now-defunct hedge fund. The duo also siphoned off charitable donations to pay for “taxes on money from her parents” and expenses racked up to subsidize her “life for a decade,” according to longtime Clinton aide Doug Band.
But I digress from the Cult of Chelsea Coolness. Shake those pompoms, propaganda media:
The New York Times lauded “Chelsea Clinton, Unbound,” applauded her “confrontational tweeting” against President Trump and interviewed her about books for a series featuring successful authors—after her most recent ghostwritten opus on global health care flopped like those famous Filipino divers on YouTube.
BuzzFeed and The Hill cover Chelsea as if she were a Kardashian. Politico also cooed over Chelsea’s new “spicy, sarcastic online personality” on Twitter. Then the Beltway publication hailed her upcoming children’s book, which opportunistically cribs left-wing feminist Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s cri de coeur, “She Persisted.”
The Huffington Post breathlessly reported on Chelsea’s brave thoughts about breast-feeding and menstruation. She boldly asserted in a wellness article that we all need to “support” breast-feeding women and menstruating girls “by talking candidly” about them. OK then. Prepare the Nobel Prize nomination, stat!
Insipid platitudes deserve eye rolls, not gala celebrations. What independent “power of women” has Chelsea Clinton exercised, other than inheriting her father’s name and what’s left of her two-time-losing mother’s political cache?
“Lifetime achievement”? She skated through college and pulled family strings to secure her short-lived, high-priced jobs in management consulting and media.
Those who know Chelsea Clinton best see her for what she is: a “spoiled brat,” to quote Doug Band.
She is Bill Clinton without the charm, Hillary Clinton without the ruthlessness and full Billary in her bottomless well of inflated entitlement and ideological hackery.
The ineluctable drive to prop up Chelsea Clinton is textbook fake news. The only constituency rooting for her to run for political office is the Hollywood-media complex, which is desperately trying to squeeze blood from a rotten turnip.
How uncool is that?
There are a lot of horrifically ugly people, so Chelsea Hubbell may have a built-in base.
WOW. HILLARY FUCKED CARL HUBBELL!!! COOL!
Christ guys. That was a good line. 2 lousy ups and one (asshole) down. Hubbell pitched against The Babe. Have some respect. And look at that mug. He couldn’t get laid driving a truck load of lobsters thru Somalia.
Cheap bastards.
Muslims don’t eat lobsters. How about “he couldn’t get laid if he was handing out camel hump kebabs…”
Who couldn’t get laid-Mr Ed,Hubbell,or Billaryspawn?
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I suspect that Hillary may have slipped some roofies into Hubbell’s drink.
How many techies, working under the instructions of MaryKay’s best and brightest, do you suppose it took to make hideous out of the real thing? My dog’s asshole, which he is VERY proud of, is eerily similar to the massive photo shopped image of that…..thing.
She is horse-faced no doubt. Even 100’s of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery and they still couldn’t make that face attractive…someone needs to start making a list of all of her ill deeds because the establishment is grooming her to try and succeed where Hillary failed–count on it.
Heh… grooming will take a lot more than a brush & a comb.
No amount of airbrushing, photoshop, etc. will cure this ugly.
Yeah….that shot took 20 pounds of bondo, a serious buff out and and an Earl Scheib $29.95 spray to attain that Power of Women “look”……
Oh, man… This may ruin a fly-rodding trip next week. I’m afraid I will recall that picture every time I go to pop a fly out a fish’s mouth.
Dang!
Da P
I understand that politics is show biz for ugly people, but Chelsea abuses the privilege.
She’s so ugly because her father was Janet Reno.
This is the same bullshit as Caroline Kennedy.
No. I don’t recall Caroline Kennedy parading around her pedigree at all. For the most part, neither did her brother. I don’t agree with her politics, but I would never say that she isn’t decent human being.
not so Zara-she started getting active and made such a fool of herself that she went back to wherever rich snooty dems go to avoid us common folk–
If that ugly ass chipmunk-looking Chelsea is the best they can scrape up out of the Demo shit bucket then they are beyond hard up. Maybe the Clinton Foundation can pay for a few million dollars worth of cosmetic surgery for the girl or else provide the public with free eye bleach.
When will this shitshow ever end???
….free eye bleach
Good one Bea!
As far as the shitshow. It is just getting started. Ann Coulter is going to Berkeley next week. Expect lead instead of rocks. The Cops will be there to bag and tag. The Politicians in Sacramento and Demos in DC will then hit the airwaves blaming it all on the alt-right.
There is no air-brush fix to her kind of ugly. She’s a permanent $99 Earl Scheib paint job.
To paraphrase the quote from Mean Girls: Stop trying to make Chelsea Clinton happen! It’s not going to happen!
Chelsie openly wears upside down cross.This is a foreboding of openly pure evil intentions. Upside down cross is totally symbolic of the Satanic Cabalists.Chelsie is said to have used Clinton Foundation Funds for her wedding.Bad Karma from those Haitian souls looted by Clintons
The deep state trying to recover some of their sunk cost in the Clinton syndicate.
The fact that the Clintons are still strolling around in society rather than being locked up or strung up amazes me. It can only be the result of one of the most successful propaganda/brainwashing programs against the American populace for the last 30+ years. Even a cursory look at Bill, Hillary, and now little Chelsea will reveal that they have never done anything positive in their life and nearly everything they’ve been involved with since at least the 70s is tainted with lies, scandal, bribery, corruption, and murder. And yet a large portion of the populace continues to think this family is just wonderful. I love it when anyone supporting the Clintons is asked to name their accomplishments and to noone’s surprise they can’t name a single genuinely positive/important thing that has come from that lowlife crime syndicate of a family. I’ll just finish by saying that Bill and Hillary really need to start drinking a lot of water each day because they’re getting old and in poor health. They’re going to want to be really, really, really well hydrated considering where they’re going after they take that last gulp of air.
“It can only be the result of one of the most successful propaganda/brainwashing programs against the American populace for the last 30+ years. ”
Nah, it’s the result of Trump deciding that their behavior is OK, even laudable. His comments about Hillary after he won the election are very revealing. He flipped from “you’d be in jail” to “they’re nice people”.
It’s entertaining to watch both political parties throw all manner of manure against the wall just to see which sticks there the longest.
Pull a name out of a phonebook for Christ’s sake. Quit trying to get us to vote for worthless assholes and cu..ts. Of course after being betrayed by tRump, I am not voting anymore, so I guess I don’t care if bullfrog face Chelsea Hubble decides to run.
Boy oh boy, these people are something else, eh? The Aristrocacy of the 21st Century is alive and doing quite well for themselves. The very people who whine and moan about the “priviledges” of people such as Jefferson and Madison make Marie Antoinette look like a pauper. The only thing missing from Chelsea’s picture is a piece of cake…and maybe an obscene gesture to us serfs, though I’m sure she is thinking it. These are the same people who rail against the 1% (you know, those evil Doctors, engineers and small business owners), yet they themselves live the life of the .01% (you know, those fine, “Honorable” swamp creatures of Wall Street and political riff-raff of D.C.).
Chelsea Clinton, like her parents, Boy George Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama and countless others in the nobility/political arena, have had the skids greased for them. In her case, from birth. They’ve never worked an honest days work, never earned anything, had the best, went to the best schools, and were told all their lives, by family, friends and even strangers, how wonderful they are. To the point that they actually believe it.
I notice Chelsea isn’t smiling in that mug shot. She’s laughing. She wakes up every morning laughing, because even SHE can’t believe what a con job her life is and what ignorant, hapless fools the Sheeple are.
I think she wakes up depressed every morning, knowing deep down she is a loser (apparently her spouse is too) and an unattractive one at that. Chelsea should study her peer Tulsi Gabbard to confirm she is never going to be electible, even for dogcatcher.
Like Yo, I am faced with the truth: I must not comment on a Clinton related article lest I start spewing venomous nonsense. Self-control comes through practice.
This is step one.
Hang in there Mags, it’s a 12 step process.
As a child of Hillary and Bill (Webb), raised in Democratic circles with their values, educated in Ivy League college and GIVEN everything she has ever accomplished, this child had NO chance whatsoever of a normal life, normal values, normal ANYTHING.
That being said, NO WAY IN HELL would I ever vote for her or anyone who has endorsed her. We cannot reward EVIL in any fashion, even if it has a (mildly) ordinary face and husband, nor reward elitist descendants of EVIL elitists who think they are entitled to rule us.
Let the tumbrils roll, let the guillotines sing. We have put up with this nonsense far too long.
UUUUUGleeee, CHECK and check again, along with dumb as her daddy.
doug,i’m not sure if you are kidding or serious about the dumb as daddy part but if you are it is a good example of how we on the right underestimate the left–
I would like to ask everyone to stop using offensive language when describing any of the Clinton’s or their friends, but it’s impossible. There just aren’t any other words foul enough to describe them.
Here is what she really looks like. To call her butt-ugly does injustice to butts everywhere.
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She has been beat by an ugly stick, for absolute certain.
The ugly fruit does not fall far from the tree.
Photoshop. That’s all she’s got. Rich princess funded by corruption.
I would like to know exactly what percentage of the electorate is going to fall for this con job. Small, very small.
Gayle, it doesn’t matter. It ain’t like the votes actually get counted and the one with the most votes win.
Willllllllbuuuuurrrrrrrr. Are we sure John Elway isn’t her daddy.
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I think they missed a few letters and words. It should read Crummy Cunts not Cults!
My dad use to have a word for that kind of ugly…..yogly. She’d have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the family dog to play with her.