QOTD – June 9 Sexist Week continues

Is there a sex for chores rule or something similar in your abode?



Author: Back in PA Mike

Crotchety middle aged man with a hot younger wife dead set on saving this Country.

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WIP
WIP
June 9, 2017 7:21 am

The first pic is dead on correct.

Diogenes
Diogenes
June 9, 2017 8:47 am

Wife works two jobs. I do ALL the cooking, and cleaning and also have a fulltime job. Don’t mind the cleaning, just crank up the stereo. Agree that women would get more done if they offered positive rewards (Sex) instead of wearing a guy out with nagging.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
June 9, 2017 10:08 am

Everyone in our house, including the kids, does chores. Even the dog has a job; bark at anyone who comes to the door. Nobody lives here for free.

TC
TC
June 9, 2017 10:31 am

No. I maintain the house and yard because I don’t want my family to live in a run-down shithole. She washes and cleans because she has pride in ownership. Like Francis, there are no slackers in this house. Except maybe the cat.

Regular reader who chooses anonymity on this particular post, because I'm such a fucking pig that I chose to reveal personal details about our intimate relationship online
Regular reader who chooses anonymity on this particular post, because I'm such a fucking pig that I chose to reveal personal details about our intimate relationship online
June 9, 2017 10:47 am

Been married 23 years. Blowjobs still a regular occurrence in the household. Probably 2-3 times per week. Got one just this morning in the shower. Intercourse less frequent. Because we’re tired, we have less time, we have 3 kids, etc, etc

Everyone pitches in on housework. I’m the strong arm of the law, the heavy who makes the kids do the chores. I tend to think like Fred Flintstone, that my role in the house is to work 7:00 AM – 5:30 PM and take care of the outside and the honey-do’s. My wife thinks I need to help more with laundry and dishes. I think she and the kids should do them.

I try and recognize my faulty thinking, and help with the domestic chores. I fall short most of the time. I don’t mind doing the dishes, though. I don’t like folding laundry.

Our intimate time and bargaining for housework aren’t linearly connected.

RiNS
RiNS

That has to be the funniest thing I have read all week. Secret agent man, I was having a shitty day until you made me laugh!

Thanks
RiNS

Zarathustra
Zarathustra

You should learn to fuck her while she’s asleep. Once she gets used to it, she won’t mind at all.

TC
TC

Lots of blowjobs in your house. Usually while you’re away at work, right? LOL… sorry, but you threw the softball pitch!

Card802
Card802
June 9, 2017 12:20 pm

My wife’s biggest fantasy is two men.

One to cook.

One to clean.

suzanna
suzanna
June 9, 2017 3:36 pm

we take turns on chores, Mr. does most of the outside,
I do most of the inside…I cook, he often offers to do the
few dishes/it isn’t mandatory. Sex is sex. Smoke em’
while you got them.

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 9, 2017 4:22 pm

Feminist don’t do housework, care for husbands and care little for kids but they do care about other women because they are all so Special.

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
June 9, 2017 9:09 pm

My first ‘chore’ of the day is sex.
What can I say, she likes to be woken up with a cup of coffee and a good shag.
After that, she cleans the house and does the laundry while I walk the dogs.
Sometimes I feel like just walking the dogs but, chores are chores. Everybody pulls their weight here.
I also take out the garbage and cook the hot meals.
My wife is feminine and loves the patriarchy.
I also buy her cute little outfits to do the cleaning in.