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From NBC Miami:

A West Palm Beach, Florida, man listed his occupation on an arrest report as “drug dealer,” police say.

Deputies say 25-year-old Robert Phillips was arrested Tuesday after he cut in front of an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff’s car and nearly caused a crash. A records check found that Phillips was driving a stolen car.

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 30, 2017 5:14 pm

I would respect the cookie monster over a clown in gown anyday.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  MrLiberty
June 30, 2017 5:22 pm

And bribes are down right reasonable.

El Beaner Boy
El Beaner Boy
June 30, 2017 6:36 pm

Worshiping at the altar of Mammon. Swipe card to speak directly to Jamie Dimon.
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nkit
nkit
  El Beaner Boy
June 30, 2017 6:56 pm

Damn, thanks for that link Mr. Girthy. That looks like a good site that I might just have to check out some time. Damn, it says that the despicable doctor killer of the Bronx was a(n) horrible, awful kneegrow.

Gee, the NYT reported that the killer was a “tall thin man wearing a blue shirt and white lab coat.” I wonder if all the first responders failed to mention his color also when they were trying to stop the killing. They’re probably not allowed to say what his color is when talking over their radios..his color wouldn’t help identify him anyway… Thanks for the site, though.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
July 2, 2017 10:42 pm
BL
BL
June 30, 2017 6:59 pm

I got a letter the other day that I could join for free as a senior to go to the gym……after seeing that dudes head up the ass of a girl in front, I am wondering WTF? They do shit different now days.

Wild Bob
Wild Bob
July 2, 2017 10:12 pm

That’s the Limousine of Couches.