BABY PLANES:
The little boy had been looking out of Southwest Airlines plane window on flight from Orlando to JFK when he turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother couldn’t think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight attendant.
The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?”
The boy replied, “Yes, she did.”
“Well”, said the flight attendant, “you tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.”
rhs jr
February 4, 2018 11:36 am
A Dopes money is as good as the sober citizens money.
say no to girl scout cookies
February 4, 2018 11:54 am
don’t buy the green-costume-clad femi-nazi treat
it supports the cult of multicultural political correctness
Mountain Farmer Woman
February 4, 2018 1:51 pm
I’m sure by now the Girl Scouts have been thoroughly propagandized with Cultural Marxism.
I am 63. I was a Girl Scout. I loved it. I went to Girl Scout camp every summer for a month. It was the best time of my life. I still look fondly on it.
I sold Girl Scout cookies to my neighbors. They were always generous with their purchases.
Maybe we need new conservative Girl and Boy Scouts under a new name. I believe the tide is turning. It might work out.
Boys only need apply
February 4, 2018 3:23 pm
There is, for boys, Trail Life USA. No girls, no homos, no sexually confused.
Make America Christian Again
Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of a NOT S**Hole Nation
February 4, 2018 4:08 pm
There is no substitute for “Thin Mints” when you have the munchies after smoking a few doobies.
I am sure their Boomer parents had some insight into this brilliant marketing move.
I gather from movie marketing (It’s Complicated) that folks don’t smoke a few doobies. One hit of the stinkweed is enough.
Hope@ZeroKelvin -Proud Deplorable
February 4, 2018 7:09 pm
@FullRetard: The weed these days is much much more potent than in my day. Or so I am told since I do not partake – for all you spooks monitoring this site.
Smart girls.
GS and BS have been ruined by ACLU, so……..
BABY PLANES:
The little boy had been looking out of Southwest Airlines plane window on flight from Orlando to JFK when he turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother couldn’t think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight attendant.
The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?”
The boy replied, “Yes, she did.”
“Well”, said the flight attendant, “you tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.”
A Dopes money is as good as the sober citizens money.
don’t buy the green-costume-clad femi-nazi treat
it supports the cult of multicultural political correctness
I’m sure by now the Girl Scouts have been thoroughly propagandized with Cultural Marxism.
I am 63. I was a Girl Scout. I loved it. I went to Girl Scout camp every summer for a month. It was the best time of my life. I still look fondly on it.
I sold Girl Scout cookies to my neighbors. They were always generous with their purchases.
Maybe we need new conservative Girl and Boy Scouts under a new name. I believe the tide is turning. It might work out.
There is, for boys, Trail Life USA. No girls, no homos, no sexually confused.
Make America Christian Again
There is no substitute for “Thin Mints” when you have the munchies after smoking a few doobies.
I am sure their Boomer parents had some insight into this brilliant marketing move.
(Don’t ask me how I know this.)
(Don’t ask me how I know this.)
Did you forget?
I gather from movie marketing (It’s Complicated) that folks don’t smoke a few doobies. One hit of the stinkweed is enough.
@FullRetard: The weed these days is much much more potent than in my day. Or so I am told since I do not partake – for all you spooks monitoring this site.
It’s hindu kush strain of pot