THREE STAGES OF A MAN’S LIFE

SINGLE

MARRIED

DIVORCED

ANY QUESTIONS?

Hat tip Dan

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Steve C
Steve C
April 29, 2018 10:20 am

Got the third one wrong.

Divorced.

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John
John
  Steve C
April 29, 2018 11:24 am

You are absolutely right!
But perhaps the last picture was taken after paying alimony or after meeting the tax man.

kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
April 29, 2018 10:46 am

A wake up in the A.M.
The 3rd is a toss up; I agree with both

No. 2 is absolutely precious

TC
TC
April 29, 2018 11:35 am

lol

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
April 29, 2018 2:20 pm

No 1 is how she got you. No 2 is feminism destroying a marriage. No 3 is after what is called the final settlement hearing that was conducted by the lawyers and some SOB commie judge. The happy dog is years later after God has restored you like Job and she is an old maid in poverty.

Chente aka EL Coyote
Chente aka EL Coyote
  RHS Jr
April 29, 2018 3:55 pm

Bob, I like to think the witch is feeding cats like in nkit’s link on fri fail.

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
April 29, 2018 2:34 pm

Gentlemen, if you don’t want to look like stage 3, get a good divorce lawyer and a good mistress (or good hooker).

With good luck and determination you’ll be back to looking like the virile cat in stage 1 again.

RiNS
RiNS
April 29, 2018 2:44 pm

Good one Dan I laughed out loud.

Thanks Man!

Stucky
Stucky
April 29, 2018 2:49 pm

Stage 4:

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Dan
Dan
  Stucky
April 29, 2018 4:28 pm

Stuookmahn….perfect addition.
LMBO. Laughing , not licking my balls off.

starfcker
starfcker
  Stucky
April 29, 2018 6:32 pm

Funny Stuck. That has some history around here, Dan

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Stucky
April 29, 2018 7:58 pm

We can label that one married +25 years….

Stubb
Stubb
  Stucky
April 29, 2018 8:22 pm

Why is that lion doing that? Because it can.

Steve C
Steve C
April 29, 2018 2:59 pm

FIVE RULES FOR MEN:

1 It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women never meet.

IluvCO2
IluvCO2
  Steve C
April 29, 2018 4:15 pm

Guess I hit the jackpot, I have 1 through 4. And married 32 years at that.

Steve C
Steve C
  IluvCO2
April 29, 2018 4:44 pm

Good for you IluvCO2.

I could never trust mine.

How could I?

She tried to run away every time I untied her…

Stubb
Stubb
April 29, 2018 8:30 pm

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