Stucky QOTD: Trumpty Dumpty

“President Trump should win the Nobel Peace Prize. What we need is only peace.” —— South Korean leader Moon Jae-in

Q1:  Should Trump get the NPP?  Why, or why not?

Q2:  YOU are allowed to present Trump with one prize, any prize, of your own choosing.  What is it?  [Note: Winner will get my XXX  copy of ‘Donald Dicks Daniels]

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Me?

Q1:  Yes.  Donald is a warmonger, just like the last POTUS, so fair is fair.

Q2:  The Art Of Bullshitting Award. (No one, not even Obama, does it better.)

Author: Stucky

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Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
April 30, 2018 2:21 pm

If it wasn’t for Trump pounding his fist on the table with NK, we’d still be listening to news about the latest missile Kim fired. Plus, if Obama got the damn thing for just showing up, Trump should get it for actually causing peace among the axis of evil.

For his award I think a 50 foot tall statue of a golden middle finger in some conspicuous location in DC would be appropriate.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Trapped in Portlandia
April 30, 2018 2:42 pm

Results count…Unlike many other Peace Prize winners, Trump has gotten a fantastic result. Of course he deserves the Prize, but won’t get it. The Gay Kenyan will keep his too….

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Trapped in Portlandia
April 30, 2018 4:42 pm

When asked about the NPP re: NK, Trump is rumored (I haven’t looked for or seen a quote.) to have said on his way to board Marine One, “Peace is the prize.”

That might be his politically correct way of telling the NPP committee to go fuck themselves.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  IndenturedServant
April 30, 2018 6:14 pm

I can’t find any proof that Trump said that. As much as I would like it that he said it….nothing showing up to confirm it. Zip, zilch, nada.

Sorry IS. Not calling you out as I was going to post a meme about it then thought, ‘Hmm, I wonder if he really said that.’ The meme that’s going around with that faux quote even spells Nobel as ‘Noble’.

T4C

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Anonymous
April 30, 2018 11:28 pm

So what, T4C, poetic license was created so that authors could note things as they should have been instead of as they were. If not for poetic license, She walks in beauty would have been written as She walks in a an alcoholic stupor. Lord knows Trump could use some editing and even a ghostwriter. Heck, Uncle Ronnie’s best line came from the poem High Flight.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Trapped in Portlandia
April 30, 2018 11:55 pm

Otherwise known as” The Fickle Finger of Fate” from “Laugh-in”.

Dutchman
Dutchman
April 30, 2018 2:23 pm

All the dictatorship’s are allow to have crazies running the show. Well now – we have our very own crazy. And he has been very effective communicating with the other crazies.

So yes – he should win the NPP – actually take away Barry Obama’s and give it to Trump.

He is our “Supreme Bullshiter In Charge” – SBIC – It’s bullshit – but effective bullshit. He’s not going to get corn-holed like Barry and that horse face Kerry.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dutchman
April 30, 2018 3:29 pm

Chorus:
You down with NPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who’s down with NPP (Every last brony)
You down with NPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who’s down with NPP (All the bronies)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 30, 2018 4:39 pm

I could have used crony instead of brony but that carries a risk of pissing off the Trumpeteers who have gotten control of the site. I don’t know how much longer I can continue to piss them off. Is there a threshold, a max tolerance, a no-go zone?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Anonymous
April 30, 2018 11:16 pm

I know the no-go zone is Melania. I would never go there. Stormy is wide open, though.

Steve C
Steve C
  EL Coyote
May 1, 2018 8:22 am

“…Stormy is wide open, though…”

As are her legs apparently…

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Anonymous
April 30, 2018 11:21 pm

“…Trumpeteers who have gotten control of the site.”

Oh bullshit, fuckin’ crybaby.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
April 30, 2018 11:37 pm

It’s just an observation, asshole, I couldn’t care less. Ask me if I care, see, I don’t. Heck, who would I pick on if there were no Trumpeteers here? I mean, I get tired of picking on YoBo and Kokodada is no fun, he’s old and can’t fight back unless it’s a cloud he’s battling. I can’t pick on Dutchman too much because, like me, he ain’t getting any.

However, my ex-Gf was hot, https://youtu.be/9fwLPC6PljU

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
April 30, 2018 11:46 pm

Your powers of observation fucking suck, asshole.

A majority here are not Trumpeteers.

Keep whining though, pussy.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
April 30, 2018 11:57 pm

Oh, you should tell Admin that. He actually took the time to castigate the Trumpeteers. Maybe he didn’t notice they are a small coterie, vagina lips.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Rdawg
May 1, 2018 12:03 am

Not a majority is not the same as a “small coterie” you stupid fuck.

Keep whining pussy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rdawg
May 1, 2018 12:23 pm

Raydawg, you would have loved KB. He could turn your tail around and question why you even have it. Although KB was a gentleman, so it might have been Stucky playing KB.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Anonymous
May 1, 2018 1:48 pm

I’m a member of the “Clothespin On the Nose To Vote Never Hilary ” gang. Between WW3 and the Yellowstone Caldera, don’t matter much anyway.

Robert (QSLV)

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 30, 2018 2:45 pm

Cheap toilet paper for White House.

bluestem
bluestem
  overthecliff
April 30, 2018 2:48 pm

Rocket Man had to do what he is doing because his nuclear mountain caved. But, hey, give Trump the medal anyway

daddysteve
daddysteve
April 30, 2018 2:48 pm

Give him an award for best Mussolini imitation.

Bubbah
Bubbah
April 30, 2018 3:08 pm

Sure why not Yasar got one, Obama got one for um, nada. So sure give out a meaningless Nobel, its been devalued so much now its just a joke. NK probably got a talking to by China, that they best quit irradiating moutains near China and join the club. IF this happens its a win for everyone, perhaps even the starving peasants will eventually get to eat more as well if there is some economic development. Trump will say some crazy funny shit if he wins, just for the sake of humor Trump is worth listening to.

Trump gets the award for making regressive commie’s go apeshit publicly. He’s not even that conservative which makes it even funnier.

ursel doran
ursel doran
April 30, 2018 3:43 pm

The war to take Trump out. Why this guy has not been suicided is perplexing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7woh9gPPf7k

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 30, 2018 3:58 pm

1) No. Because I should get the peace prize for having the patience and grace not to kick all the dolts I meet right in the fuck. That is easily worth the peace prize.

2) He should get the first annual Hillary Clinton Liar Liar Pants on Fiire Award for the monumental lie he told when taking the oath of office about upholding the Constitution.

Nice to see you, Stuck.

Crimson avenger
Crimson avenger
April 30, 2018 4:10 pm

1) no. Call me when he stops supporting the Saudis in Yemen and rattling sabers against iran.

2) he gets the “silenced harpy” award for keeping Hillary out of the white house.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
April 30, 2018 4:21 pm

1) Sure, why not: we aren’t irradiated to termination (yet), which the Harpy surely would have accomplished by this point in her (thankfully hypothetical) term.

2) Probably the Strange Victory award; most real gains accomplished without any media publicity worth mentioning (such as all the pedophiles in jail, escape from the TPP (so far), escape from NAFTA (in progress), new conservative (?) SCOTUS pick, NK nuclear / peace talks with SK, and so on.

TC
TC
April 30, 2018 4:35 pm

1. why the hell not? They give those things out like candy.
2. bone head award for ever sticking his schlong in Stormy Daniels. Why bang the big beak, ridiculous fake boobs, chicken-headed mossad agent gutter tramp when you can have sex with women like Karen McDougal? What were you thinking, bro?

22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
April 30, 2018 5:31 pm

N.P.Prize

That girl has been passed around the neighborhood like a $5 hoe.

warren
warren
April 30, 2018 5:36 pm

Fickle Finger of Fate Award

Suds
Suds
April 30, 2018 6:35 pm

NPP: give him one, just to make the Progtards, Dems, and Neocons wail and gnash their teef.

But, yes, I agree, the way they’re given, it doesn’t carry all that much preztige, IMO.

Ever see those formed plastic sacks w/ dos huevos dangling off the bumper of a large pick up truck owned typically by some beard-sportin’ bad-ass wannabe?
That’d be more appropriate, since he has a set, enough at least to brashly call a spade a spade.
Wouldn’t those, dangling off the back of the Prez limo below the rear bumper be a goot look?
We could call that the SCROTUS award.

Undebatable
Undebatable
April 30, 2018 7:46 pm

Q1: Yes. Because he likely deserves it for North Korea, screw Obama, and the overall shock and awe against the never trumpers would be fun

Q2: Hottest FLOTUS Ever Award (along with a thank you note)

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
April 30, 2018 7:47 pm

Why not? But only if it has a bigely gold chain (like in the photo) so he can wear it with his new rap buddy Kenye……..’dragon energy’!!

His prize ought to be for the Best Trained lap dog for the Most Worshipful Master Nut-n-yahoo ! And they should throw in a Most Honorable Mention prize to Nut-n-Yahoo for his extraordinary artwork in the recent show and tell portion of the dog and pony show !

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Stucky
April 30, 2018 11:12 pm

Stuck, I went to see Spiderman 3 with my grandkid a long time ago. At some point in time, Saturday morning cartoons, DC and Marvel comics begin to sound corny. I can’t understand watching a moving comic book. In fact, my best insult to a person’s intelligence is – I read you like a book, in your case (not you, Stuck), a comic book.

The fact that Hollywood is putting out such lame crap is evidence of a mechanized robotic art world where machines have replaced people. The results are on display as two dimensional characters eat up valuable film. The same shit happened to Mexican cinema. From the 60’s on down, their fare was crappy comedy and shoot’em ups. Gone were the classics that gave us songs like Maria Bonita and Cuando Calienta El Sol. But I digress.

Sex used to sell film. Today, a youth culture saturated by sex is more interested in fantasizing about My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite. We grew up with GI Joe, while today’s youth grew up with 2 bros and a ho.

You dream of writing the perfect informative article with just the right amount of levity. Kids today dream of posting the perfect selfie of their ass or other attributes. You wrack your brain to complete an essay in 666 words, Kanye whips out 6 words and the world calls it a gem of a tweet. The nigger spent the entire day tweeting the equivalent of an Iravani article and then rested like he’d actually done something.

This is a world where Ann Coulter is considered a thinker, where any news about Trump brings out the macho basement dwellers grunting Oorah, like trained seals. It’s all downhill from here, buddy. Maybe if we add a quarter mile stick pony race to the TBP picnic, we can get the lurkers to come out next time.

Two, if by sea. Three if from within,thee
Two, if by sea. Three if from within,thee
April 30, 2018 8:40 pm

1) NO
China called this one.
Pass the Great Loser onto the stupid Americans and their Global corporations. Enslave the entirety of N.K. to build iJunk at cut throat prices , reaping whirlwind profits to bolster Uncle Sam’s potemkin villages
(Won’t be long before you start seeing stories of how the Dear Leader of N.K. wasn’t such a bad guy after all)
2)Make him guess at the prize. Give him double if he guesses correctly
(That should keep Trump busy)

Rdawg
Rdawg
April 30, 2018 8:56 pm

Don’t offer prizes with which you are not willing to part.

Steve C
Steve C
April 30, 2018 9:46 pm

This appeared after Obozo got his NPP, so maybe if ‘The Donald’ brings in his presidential limo he can get one too…

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rhs jr
rhs jr
May 1, 2018 1:28 am

Q1: Yes, Trump > Obama+Gore+Mandela+King Q2: The Pulitzer for his erudite tweets.