CNN Anchors Speechless After Guest Goes On Long, Coherent Thought

NEW YORK—CNN Anchors Brooke Baldwin and Dana Bash reportedly sat speechless Thursday after their guest Dr. Gina Jimenez went on a long, coherent thought, unleashing a tirade of articulate points completely relevant to the topic at hand.

“Dr. Jimenez, if I could just quickly interrupt you for a moment—could you please go back and rephrase that last remark as a bit more of a muddled, unhinged rant?” said Bash, breaking the moment of stunned silence that resulted after the Stanford constitutional law professor laid out a clear thesis backed up by logically consistent supporting arguments, all while maintaining a calm and pleasant demeanor throughout.

“We’ll remind you that this is live television, Dr. Jimenez, and that there are people watching at home. As such, we just ask that you find a way to communicate your ideas in a less civilized, more exciting way.” At press time, Baldwin and Bash were exasperatedly repeating their requests for Jimenez to please start raising her voice.

Via The Onion

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Stucky
Stucky
July 20, 2018 1:10 pm

Dana “Horseface” Bash

[img]https://i.chzbgr.com/full/1268762880/h1DCCCA2A/[/img]

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
July 20, 2018 2:51 pm

Knowing your predilection for horses, you’d hit that.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
July 20, 2018 3:01 pm

For me it depends. Is that a male horse or a female? Would it be gay bestiality or normal bestiality?

Neuday
Neuday
  Anonymous
July 20, 2018 3:46 pm

The girl on the right has nicer hair and a more feminine demeanor than the horse on the left. Would pet, maybe ride.

Stucky
Stucky
July 20, 2018 1:14 pm

Yesterday. Whoopi “Monkeyface” Goldberg goes absolutely batshit unhinged with Fox’s Jeanine Pirro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5HQ-5aQKW8

RiNS
RiNS
  Stucky
July 20, 2018 1:31 pm

But but but ole Monkeyface doesn’t have TDS!

Yeah riiiight! I watched it and thought spectacle was awesome. Pirro would be awesome at my Wife’s Office Christmas Party. She works at local University and I suspect that those folks if confronted with cognitive dissonance would be even moar unhinged than Whoopi.

I’d luv to see it!

RiNS
RiNS
July 20, 2018 1:28 pm

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AC
AC
July 20, 2018 2:54 pm

Just a refresher about CNN, and what it really is.

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Mike
Mike
July 20, 2018 4:13 pm

Via The Onion ?!?!?
I thought that was outabiz. I guess if it stays this insipid, it will probably be gone soon.

Bilco
Bilco
July 20, 2018 4:19 pm

First time I ever seen Dana Bash. Won’t lie at my age I would hit it. Might have a problem getting that horse out of my head though. As for Jeanine Pirro. It makes one wonder why such an intelligent women or anyone who disagrees with the Liberal/Progressive agenda would even go on that shit for brains show the View. They were aggressive towards her right from the jump,and that baboon was just sitting there waiting to pounce. Of course the audience was all in for that monkey as well. F**k the View and those fat liberal nags.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bilco
July 20, 2018 9:49 pm

Ted Danson most likely regrets tappin’ her (WG)

Thunderbird
Thunderbird
July 20, 2018 7:03 pm

Words of truth do have power.