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New rules on misgendering and pronoun policing dropped pic.twitter.com/a3WAOVnkxQ
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 24, 2022
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New rules on misgendering and pronoun policing dropped pic.twitter.com/a3WAOVnkxQ
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 24, 2022
CNN’s @DonLemon tells royal commentator Hilary Fordwich the royal family should pay reparations — immediately regrets it pic.twitter.com/LotCfBoAym
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 20, 2022
HONOLULU, HI—CNN and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on a “tragic, completely accidental” boating accident at Pearl Harbor. As details still come in, CNN is urging people to not rush to judgment or assign blame until the story goes away in a few days.
“Such a tragic and completely accidental boating accident,” said one news anchor. “The thing that’s so sad about it is the tragic, totally random accidentalness of it. Our hearts are with the victims and whatever. Anyway, in other news…”
Continue reading “CNN Reports On ‘Deadly Boat Accident’ At Pearl Harbor”
“Healthy”. pic.twitter.com/C6secUas4s
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) August 26, 2021
Oh
My
GodThey are using your children as pawns. These people have no shame. Disgusting https://t.co/twBjIA4gKt
— Mommar (@MisterCommodity) August 4, 2021
ATLANTA, GA—Everyone was really happy that the Allied forces stopped Hitler. Everyone, that is, except CNN, who published a retrospective on the war this week, zeroing in on the real issue of Operation Overlord: no gay female trans POCs in any of the units.
While most people were really grateful that Hitler was defeated, despite the U.S. military’s wider segregation issues at the time, most people are not as woke as CNN, who condemned the entire operation as racist and xenophobic.
Continue reading “CNN Condemns D-Day Soldiers For Lack Of Diversity”
PLEASE RT! Here’s what @CNN thinks of Trump voters. Make your voice heard by going to https://t.co/2PvjbWN7bz pic.twitter.com/A9vAqvrbtS
— Devin Nunes (@DevinNunes) January 28, 2020
WORLD—Airports around the world are reporting record revenues after introducing a long-awaited feature: the ability to turn off CNN on television sets in their terminals.
For just one quarter, you can turn off CNN for a full fifteen minutes while you’re waiting for your flight, leaving you with the “far superior” experience of just staring at a blank screen.
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Wonderful! CNN seems like a logical step before prison. pic.twitter.com/Gx7UUkUY8q
— thebradfordfile™ (@thebradfordfile) August 23, 2019
NEW YORK—CNN Anchors Brooke Baldwin and Dana Bash reportedly sat speechless Thursday after their guest Dr. Gina Jimenez went on a long, coherent thought, unleashing a tirade of articulate points completely relevant to the topic at hand.
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Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
“Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary beings who refuse to be forced into one or more specific genders,” began CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker, employing the network’s prescribed group salutation. “I have gathered you all today here in the CNN newsroom to discuss this Anthony Scaramucci Russia story we retracted and how it has had a negative impact on our network’s sterling reputation for journalistic integrity and objectivity. Hey, pay attention! Stop laughing!”
The room quieted down. Even Don Lemon looked up from the bar, where he was mixing a cosmopolitan.
“Listen, people….,” Zucker began.
“I identify as an otherkin and that’s humanocentric!” shouted a producer dressed in a bright blue fox costume. The network was rightfully proud of its “a-furry-mative action” outreach to the marginalized furry and brony communities.
Continue reading “CNN Tries To Move Forward After Its Latest Humiliation”