THE RUSSIANS & CHINESE ARE QUIVERING

New Navy slogan: Be the Best Drag Queen You Can Be

Via NBC News

Navy drag queen ‘Harpy Daniels’ is serving looks — and the country

Yeoman 3rd Class Joshua J. Kelley, from Berwick, Pennsylvania, performs during the Morale, Welfare and Recreation (MWR) Lip Sync Battle

Joshua Kelley, otherwise known by his drag name “Harpy Daniels,” is serving looks while serving the country. Stationed on a ship in Yokosuka, Japan, the 24-year-old performs for his fellow Navy sailors while also fulfilling the role of his squadron’s administrative supervisor by day.

“My biggest performances here are the lip sync competitions we hold to build up morale,” Kelley told NBC News.

Yeoman 3rd Class Joshua J. Kelley, from Berwick, Pennsylvania, on the Navy's forward-deployed aircraft carrier USS Ronald Reagan (CVN 76) on May 29, 2018.
Yeoman 3rd Class Joshua J. Kelley, from Berwick, Pennsylvania, on the Navy’s forward-deployed aircraft carrier USS Ronald Reagan (CVN 76) on May 29, 2018.Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Tyler D. John / U.S. Navy

The Navy’s Morale, Welfare and Recreation (MWR) department puts on these events to entertain sailors and hold friendly competitions. But as Harpy Daniels, Kelley comes to “slay.”

“Once I made it into the (lip sync competition’s) finals, I asked to perform every night,” he said, noting second place in the competition earned him a $1,000 Navy Exchange gift card.

Kelley said the urge to entertain has always been in his blood, even before he joined the Navy two years ago and prior to his first taste of drag in April 2013, when his then-boyfriend took him to an event at Bloomsburg University in Pennsylvania and urged him to perform.

“I walked out of my mom doing death drops and splits,” Daniels said of his larger-than-life personality. “In high school, I painted my toenails and tried makeup but was told I couldn’t do it. That’s what society told me. But then I joined the drama club and the color guard.”

It was in the color guard, a uniformed group activity that involves presenting an institution’s flag, that Kelley got his first taste of performing choreography in front of a crowd. It was a thrill, he said, that he’s been chasing ever since. But the road from Joshua Kelley to Harpy Daniels wasn’t always a smooth one.

“I was raised in Berwick, Pennsylvania, and I have a twin brother who does drag. I started a year earlier,” he said. “When I told my parents about me doing drag, they were worried. They were like, ‘Why are you going around dressing as a woman?’”

The situation changed, however, when Kelley’s dad got to see Harpy Daniels in action as a hostess at a Bloomsburg University event.

“He cried and said, ‘I didn’t know what this was,’” Kelley recalled. “’I didn’t know it was all this joy.’ My mother has a hard time understanding it, but she wants me to be happy.”

Image: Navy officer/drag queen Joshua Kelly, as "Harpy Daniels"
Navy officer/drag queen Joshua Kelly, as “Harpy Daniels.”Courtesy of Joshua Kelly

 

Aesthetically, Kelley says Harpy draws influences from the queens of “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” the popular VH1 competition show that first enamored him (and countless others) with drag. Kelley saw his first episode when he was just 16 years old.

“I was never into fashion, even though I was a typical fruit cup,” he said. “But then I looked into Manila Luzon (a contestant from season three of ‘Drag Race’), and I loved her looks. My favorite queen right now is Tatianna, hands down.”

When Kelley joined the Navy, just like his father had, he said he was hoping to get out of his small town and challenge himself. He said he was a bit nervous about meeting all the new people, and he knew not everyone would be as colorful and flamboyant as he is. He was pleased, however, when he found acceptance.

“I have many LGBT friends here, and if you can stand at attention properly and speak with proper etiquette, that’s what it comes down to in the Navy,” he said. “No one tells me I’m too feminine. I’ve not once had a bad experience as a gay man in the military.”

Yeoman 3rd Class Joshua J. Kelley, from Berwick, Pennsylvania, performs during the Morale, Welfare and Recreation (MWR) Lip Sync Battle
Yeoman 3rd Class Joshua J. Kelley, from Berwick, Pennsylvania, performs during the Morale, Welfare and Recreation (MWR) Lip Sync Battle on the mess decks of the Navy’s forward-deployed aircraft carrier USS Ronald Reagan (CVN 76) on Nov. 29, 2017.Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Charles J. Scudella III / U.S. Navy

 

For now, Kelley is happy to continue performing for his squadron, VFA115, which is code-named “The Eagles.” A funny fact, Kelley said, is he chose the name “Harpy,” because the harpy eagle is his favorite animal. But Kelley also said he hopes to inspire people with his drag around the world, especially young people.

“I hope young people have the courage to do drag and not feel pressure from anybody else,” he said. “At the end of the day, it’s a reflection of who you are and what your creativity is. I want a young person to see me and think, ‘You’re serving your country, and still doing what you love.’”

“Take it and go with it, and don’t stop,” he added.

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Bilco
Bilco
August 30, 2018 12:52 pm

Thank You Obama!!!! I am happy that I am an old solider.

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 1:12 pm

J Edgar Hoover was doing this in his office 1950. Not groundbreaking.

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 10:15 pm

I’m so glad Jayworth is here to inform us on shit we already know. Thanks, Maggie.

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 1:22 pm

I was upset that the Navy gave him a $1000 gift card. If only tax dollars could be traced dollar for dollar. Which old lady in Peoria paid $1000 in taxes to give a tranny a gift card for “slaying it” on the dance floor?

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 4:02 pm

The money came from the MWR funds, not tax dollars, moran. You really need to get a boyfriend, you are always so tense.

Tim
Tim
  Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 4:48 pm

Where do the funds for MWR come from?

Funding for Morale, Welfare and Recreation programs and services is based on three categories: mission sustaining, community support and revenue generating. Each category supports military readiness by providing community, service member and family support services. Programs within these categories are funded by Congress through appropriated funds, nonappropriated funds or a combination of the two. [Emphasis mine. Funded by Congress means tax dollars, no?]

Understanding MWR funding categories

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  Tim
August 30, 2018 5:14 pm

Military Exchanges
Unlike commissaries, military exchanges do markup items, and a portion of profits go toward local and service-wide Moral, Welfare, and Recreation (MWR) projects; the rest is used by AAFES for other needs, such as facility renovation.

There are three separate exchange systems: The Army and Air Force Exchange Service (AAFES), The Navy Exchange Service (NEXCOM) and the Marine Corps Exchange. As with the commissaries, there is no sales tax charged at the exchanges, and this can add up to significant savings over time, or when you are buying expensive items.

The only congressionally appropriated money spent in the three exchange systems comes in the form of utilities and transportation of merchandise to overseas exchanges and for military salaries. A non-appropriated fund activity (NAF) of the Department of Defense, the exchange services fund 98% of their operating budgets (civilian employee salaries, inventory investments, utilities and capital investments for equipment, vehicles, and facilities) from the sale of merchandise, food, and services to customers.

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
  Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 5:42 pm

So are you a janitor there or something?

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 5:53 pm

Yes.

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 10:13 pm

You could have added bazinga! to your witty retort.

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
  Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 5:43 pm

I know a Moran. Good Irish guy at the bar down the street.

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 10:11 pm

“I know a Moran.”
Were you an only child? I would think you’d know several.

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 1:25 pm

Keep in mind that all these aircraft carriers are sitting ducks for hypersonic missiles, and can barely be defended with standard missiles. So if WW3 starts, all those people in the photograph will be at the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker.

Hollowpoint
Hollowpoint
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 2:40 pm

JR Wirth…Quite right. Any Carrier within range of Russian designed anti-ship missiles will become reef starter kits.

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 4:07 pm

They’ll be in Davy Jones’ Locker, moran. Davy Jones’ Locker is an idiom for the bottom of the sea. You might say they will go to Davy Jones’ Locker. Have you tried ZH? You might be happier there.

RebPirate
RebPirate
  Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 5:26 pm

Will you please spell “m-o-r-o-n” correctly you MORON!
“M-o-r-a-n” was the last name of the actress who played Joanie on Happy Days.

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  RebPirate
August 30, 2018 5:58 pm

Who says I need to spell moran using all caps? Are you some kind of technical manual author proofreading for correct spacing?

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
  Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 5:35 pm

I don’t mind grammar corrections. But that’s a reach. The reach of a sad, stupid person.

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 5:55 pm

Did you know Butt Pirate served with gays in the Navy? Says he didn’t care.

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
  JR Wirth
August 30, 2018 6:21 pm

“The reach of a sad, stupid person.”
Project much, moran?

RusoPaisa
RusoPaisa
August 30, 2018 1:25 pm

I thought this would be posted in the Goodbye America section.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
August 30, 2018 1:49 pm

Title says the Russians and Chinese are quivering. More like they are rolling on the floor laughing their asses off as such crap in our navy. Jeez, this makes me want to puke!!!

Captain Willard
Captain Willard
August 30, 2018 3:48 pm

I’m told that Chinese hypersonic anti-ship missiles can be jammed by Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” sung by a drag queen at the correct frequency.

Wonka
Wonka
  Captain Willard
August 30, 2018 4:49 pm

hahaha, best internet comment of the day

Javelin
Javelin
  Captain Willard
August 31, 2018 8:41 am

True story.. I am n ot up on pop culture to say the least..one day flipping through channels there was a listing for a gaga-thon, I misread it as a gag- a- thon. Thought it was one of those shows where people have to eat worms and bugs and stuff…my wife was laughing so hard she could barely breathe..

Da Vulture
Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 4:08 pm

When I’m done with a woman, she just lays there quivering. – Old Pangloss

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Da Vulture
August 30, 2018 8:06 pm

Also known as “bleeding out”.

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  Rdawg
August 30, 2018 10:05 pm

Dude, you have no idea. The old dude looked like a swayback from way back, so that when he said that, we had similar thoughts. Another of his lines was, ‘all you need is this (pulls out his wallet) a pocketful of personality.

Tico Jesus Diablo Blanco
Tico Jesus Diablo Blanco
  Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
August 30, 2018 10:11 pm

It couldn’t hoit to have a a little scratch.

RebPirate
RebPirate
August 30, 2018 5:32 pm

I’m glad to have retired before all the overt faggotry became the norm. Yes, I served with gays. Yes, I knew they were gay. Yes, I didn’t care.
This “in your face” Kardasian style bull-shit IS detrimental to good morale and discipline. I’m sure that he’s a great drag queen, but a mediocre or poor performing sailor. The job/mission used to come FIRST!

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
August 30, 2018 5:52 pm

Back in the day, a blanket party would have been in order.

Sick fuck.

steve
steve
August 30, 2018 7:39 pm

“My biggest performances here are the lip sync competitions but my BEST performances occur a little later at night.” Wink, wink

Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
Celestino Flores Amezcua (EC)
  steve
August 30, 2018 10:07 pm

Steve, my buddy was a squid, he said a sailor will fuck anything.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
August 30, 2018 10:40 pm

No wonder the US Navy has ships ramming other shipping. Just saying….

KaD
KaD
August 30, 2018 11:17 pm

This garbage has no business in the military. This person should be summarily discharges for mental illness.

Hollow man
Hollow man
August 31, 2018 5:04 am

Starting to look like the Catholic Church

marty
marty
August 31, 2018 11:31 am

The only good thing about this freak show is the homos cannot get out of military service now the wanted their rights now they have em LOL.