PlatoPlubius is a funny dude. He says The Rock will be our next President.
Who do you think would be best to guide us through the horrible picture that is continuing to be drawn in Admin’s excellent “What Keeps Them Up At Night” article and in the comment section of said article?
“…PlatoPlubius is a funny dude. He says The Rock will be our next President…”
If he means Rock as in Rocket J. Squirrel, I’m good with that.
Rocky and Bullwinkle in 2020…
What could go wrong?
bigfootmm
September 18, 2018 7:08 am
Rosanne Barr with Ariana as VP.
Women would vote heavily for a woman and the men would vote for Ariana. Around here Ariana would get pretty much every vote by the look of the directed ads. Rosanne might be better even than Trump for stirring shit up making it more difficult for D.C. to bother the rest of us.
Or McCain again. Put his head on a pole and let the legions of his lovers dance around it and then vote him in. Palin as VP would run things. She could campaign on bringing back the swimsuit competition in the Miss America pageant.
Commacho likes to fire machine guns inside the Capitol building. That might change some things.
Commacho for president.
Bubbah
September 18, 2018 9:11 am
Sadly in some respects, hopefully Trump, because if its not him, its going to be a hellavu lot worse. The real commies will be using a paper shredder on what little is left of the bill of rights and trying to take whatever is left of private thought, speech, or property as we quicken the pace down the debt fueled toilet.
Sometimes we elect people and then discover they are idiots. In this case we already know she’s an idiot. Since she is in a heavily foreign born Latino area and Latin political culture is degenerate AND they have a history of voting for quasi commie kleptocrat bitches and ho’s ( the two wives of Juan Peron, Kristina Kerchner,etc), she is the perfect candidate. So in answer to your last question, quite a lot!
lgr
September 18, 2018 9:15 am
Wonder if this gal has any such aspirations. I’d give her a nod. She was in cheetoh’s inner circle for a while.
Interesting viewpoint, ‘yote. So I went searching, and came up empty.
Some wimenz refuse to be foto’d sans the cosmetics.
When I see a lady with natural beauty, very little facial paint, you know, the girl-next-door look, I know what I’m getting; or, what I’m appreciating and complimenting. Even if from afar.
I’ve seen some mongrels without make-up, the morning after, and whew! No thanks.
Remember these lyrics?
“He’s got a girl named Jane, with no last name.
Kinda homely and plain, but he loves her just the same.
Cuz she kindles his flame, and it drives him insane.
And when he hears her sing, she really does her thing. Come on,
Sing one, Jane.”
If you look at the people who have made a preliminary announcement, it seems they want to say, if Trump can get elected, anybody can get elected. Having Kanye, the Rock, Golden Boy and Comacho as potential candidates only lowers the voter’s expectations enough so that Biden can be considered a serious choice. The excuse will be, at least he’s not Kanye.
Unless he’s murdered (physically) Trump will run and win in 2020. If a dem gets in we’re cooked.
MrLiberty
September 18, 2018 9:48 am
Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich…….same as always.
pyrrhus
September 18, 2018 10:29 am
Unless America’s deadly feminized, racialized version of communism is defeated, it won’t matter….
PlatoPlubius
September 18, 2018 10:33 am
With the CITIZENS UNITED vs. UNITED STATES supreme court ruling…it is a free for all for public perception and cultivation of narratives needed to entrench the next “made man” or “woman” into the office of Comandeer and Thief.
We should ask ourselves who will have the most compelling narrative to be peddled to us?
I only have jokingly mentioned the Rock Johnson because he has even admitted it might be a possibility…
Of course we have Kanye who has also mentioned his interest and has rubbed elbows with Trump and his lady Kim has been to the oval office at least 2 more times than the Pope…
But I have always thought Oprah, a fellow billionaire and in the club, would be a shoe in,….imsgine her and Chelsea Clinton as V.P.
The woman card and the black card at once!!!
When the woman card gets played us men will be fucked….
It won’t be long before the ladies are castrating us and using us as servants just like in the cult classic Ice Pirates
Or Abbott and Costello go to Mars. I knew you mentioned the Rock jokingly. It got me to ask the question and am hoping for more class A funny stuff from commentors.
TampaRed
September 18, 2018 5:56 pm
if you guys would elect me dictator,i’d have the country straightened out in a couple of days & the world in a week–
tampa red for american prez–
“…PlatoPlubius is a funny dude. He says The Rock will be our next President…”
If he means Rock as in Rocket J. Squirrel, I’m good with that.
Rocky and Bullwinkle in 2020…
What could go wrong?
Rosanne Barr with Ariana as VP.
Women would vote heavily for a woman and the men would vote for Ariana. Around here Ariana would get pretty much every vote by the look of the directed ads. Rosanne might be better even than Trump for stirring shit up making it more difficult for D.C. to bother the rest of us.
Or McCain again. Put his head on a pole and let the legions of his lovers dance around it and then vote him in. Palin as VP would run things. She could campaign on bringing back the swimsuit competition in the Miss America pageant.
If something dramatic doesn’t happen under Trump’s watch then we’re all fucked anyway… Chip
I’d vote for a Rosanne Barr and Candace Owens ticket.! Hell. Yeah!
Lets do this ‘president’ thing family style
The republicans and the democrats are already doing America “family style” or haven’t you noticed.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Doesn’t really matter, as the results will be the same.
Commacho likes to fire machine guns inside the Capitol building. That might change some things.
Commacho for president.
Sadly in some respects, hopefully Trump, because if its not him, its going to be a hellavu lot worse. The real commies will be using a paper shredder on what little is left of the bill of rights and trying to take whatever is left of private thought, speech, or property as we quicken the pace down the debt fueled toilet.
Wow !
A woman
Hispanic
Vampire teeth
What could possibly go wrong?
Sometimes we elect people and then discover they are idiots. In this case we already know she’s an idiot. Since she is in a heavily foreign born Latino area and Latin political culture is degenerate AND they have a history of voting for quasi commie kleptocrat bitches and ho’s ( the two wives of Juan Peron, Kristina Kerchner,etc), she is the perfect candidate. So in answer to your last question, quite a lot!
Wonder if this gal has any such aspirations. I’d give her a nod. She was in cheetoh’s inner circle for a while.
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She has got way too much eye paint, she looks like a raccoon. Wearing men’s clothing is so 1970’s.
Interesting viewpoint, ‘yote. So I went searching, and came up empty.
Some wimenz refuse to be foto’d sans the cosmetics.
When I see a lady with natural beauty, very little facial paint, you know, the girl-next-door look, I know what I’m getting; or, what I’m appreciating and complimenting. Even if from afar.
I’ve seen some mongrels without make-up, the morning after, and whew! No thanks.
Remember these lyrics?
“He’s got a girl named Jane, with no last name.
Kinda homely and plain, but he loves her just the same.
Cuz she kindles his flame, and it drives him insane.
And when he hears her sing, she really does her thing. Come on,
Sing one, Jane.”
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThT3awjSKAzAOQBwtbtccOeCNoAVlTltb6BIh_W711gN6i-foH
Who’s that?
If you look at the people who have made a preliminary announcement, it seems they want to say, if Trump can get elected, anybody can get elected. Having Kanye, the Rock, Golden Boy and Comacho as potential candidates only lowers the voter’s expectations enough so that Biden can be considered a serious choice. The excuse will be, at least he’s not Kanye.
Unless he’s murdered (physically) Trump will run and win in 2020. If a dem gets in we’re cooked.
Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich…….same as always.
Unless America’s deadly feminized, racialized version of communism is defeated, it won’t matter….
With the CITIZENS UNITED vs. UNITED STATES supreme court ruling…it is a free for all for public perception and cultivation of narratives needed to entrench the next “made man” or “woman” into the office of Comandeer and Thief.
We should ask ourselves who will have the most compelling narrative to be peddled to us?
I only have jokingly mentioned the Rock Johnson because he has even admitted it might be a possibility…
Of course we have Kanye who has also mentioned his interest and has rubbed elbows with Trump and his lady Kim has been to the oval office at least 2 more times than the Pope…
But I have always thought Oprah, a fellow billionaire and in the club, would be a shoe in,….imsgine her and Chelsea Clinton as V.P.
The woman card and the black card at once!!!
When the woman card gets played us men will be fucked….
It won’t be long before the ladies are castrating us and using us as servants just like in the cult classic Ice Pirates
Or Abbott and Costello go to Mars. I knew you mentioned the Rock jokingly. It got me to ask the question and am hoping for more class A funny stuff from commentors.
if you guys would elect me dictator,i’d have the country straightened out in a couple of days & the world in a week–
tampa red for american prez–
Dictators, like kings, are not elected.