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Chris Christie Being Considered To Replace Jeff Sessions As Attorney General

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Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
November 8, 2018 12:57 pm

Attorney General-HD

bob
bob
November 8, 2018 1:10 pm

Beached whale seems to be enjoying vacation!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 8, 2018 1:13 pm

The Hippo who is also a RINO.

Ruso Paisa
Ruso Paisa
  MrLiberty
November 9, 2018 11:04 am

That was brilliant.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
November 8, 2018 1:46 pm

Cause there are so many bridges that need closing and I have just the man to do it.

Bruce Livingston
Bruce Livingston
November 8, 2018 1:48 pm

How do you tell the difference between the mob and the gov

Old Krank
Old Krank
  Bruce Livingston
November 8, 2018 4:43 pm

The mob actually protects you if you pay up.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bruce Livingston
November 8, 2018 5:28 pm

Size.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bruce Livingston
November 8, 2018 6:29 pm

there is no difference Bruce.

Suds
Suds
November 8, 2018 1:57 pm

Thought balloons, over:

The female: “Hope the camera is set to landscape-wide lens”

CC: “What’s for lunch?”

CC’s lawn chair webbing: “Ooooowwwwch!” Won’t hold much longer!”

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 8, 2018 2:58 pm

Nice tits

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 8, 2018 4:04 pm

I suspect some low-level staff person in the Justice Department is calling Staples today to order a new chair for the AG. A much, much bigger chair.

Old Krank
Old Krank
November 8, 2018 4:45 pm

No way – I’m going to wait and ‘trust Sessions’. /s

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
November 8, 2018 4:58 pm

1987
The last time I saw my dick.

22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
November 8, 2018 5:12 pm

Please tell me this is a fucking joke.

Christie worked as Bernie Madoff’s goddamned lobbyist before he got into politics.

musket
musket
November 8, 2018 5:27 pm

Hi there! No, I am not Phil Swift but this chair is being held together by Flex Glue……

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 8, 2018 5:50 pm

Looks like he just swallowed Jeff Sessions.

Stucky
Stucky
November 8, 2018 6:10 pm

Chris: “Honey, NJ is the 4th smallest in the nation.”

Wife: “Huh! So is your dick!”

Ok, seriously …. shouldn’t his shorts show SOME kind of OUTLINE where his package should be? Look closely, … really, take a look …. there’s NOTHING there!! I wonder if Moochelle stole it ….

On The Beach
On The Beach
November 8, 2018 7:36 pm

Who’s the woman with the tits?

CA
CA
November 8, 2018 7:45 pm

Nice gunt you fat fuck!

doug
doug
November 8, 2018 8:49 pm

Gross

TC
TC
November 8, 2018 8:57 pm

The guy can’t even control himself around a bag of Doritos, so how well do you think he will resist the influence in DC?

wholy1
wholy1
November 9, 2018 4:25 am

I dare anybody to find it!

wholy1
wholy1
November 9, 2018 4:29 am

Continuing the 911 Cover-up by corpulence.

Todd H.
Todd H.
November 10, 2018 9:48 pm

“Ppppppeeeewwwww, flapppp flaaappp, freeeeeeeppppftttt, frippppeeee, poooooooooooottt, …..pffffftttt”

Mrs. Christie: “Goddammit Chris, curry and Mexican for lunch again?”