Compassionate: This Democratic Representative Is So Opposed To Gun Violence That He’s Willing To Nuke The Entire Country To Stop It

Via The Babylon Bee

Wow. Compassionate and humane: Democratic representative Eric Swalwell is such a champion of peace that he just announced he would be willing to nuke the entire country to stop gun violence once and for all.

Amazing.

While gun owners have never offered to nuke the country to stop gun violence, Swalwell stepped up to the plate and vowed to do it himself. Once again, we see that progressives are the ones with values like compassion, kindness, and civility, while Republicans have failed to do anything to stop firearm abuse. Have you ever heard of a Republican suggesting they’d bathe the country in nuclear fire in order to prevent another mass shooting?

We didn’t think so.

Swalwell’s plan seems to hold water: should the entire country be covered in nuclear fallout, very few people would be able to use gun violence, because they would be dead. Studies have shown that in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, people would be forced to resort to cobbled-together weapons made out of pipes, or even melee weapons as they struggle for survival.

“I’d like to see people perform a mass shooting when there’s really only a few thousand people left,” Swalwell said in an interview Sunday. “School shootings and active shooter situations would be a thing of the past.”

“Sure, we’d have Super Mutants and stuff to deal with, but we’ll find a solution to them when the time comes,” he said, quickly adding, “Though I know what the solution probably is already: nukes.”

A brave champion of peace and justice! Great job, Rep. Swalwell. You give us hope for the green, glowy, radioactive future!

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Boat Guy
Boat Guy
November 21, 2018 5:34 pm

The NEW NAZI PARTY ready for action .
Prepare to defend yourselves !

musket
musket
November 21, 2018 5:58 pm

Ignorant horses ass……

gm
gm
November 21, 2018 8:43 pm

when I look at crime statistics , usa doesn’t have a gun problem , when you take negroes out of the equation the gun violence is on par with next to zero . as per 100000 incidences . but hey lets nuke gun owners , instead of dealing with the negro problem lol . just look up fbi crime statistics or something . lets deal with actuality ,please .

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
  gm
November 22, 2018 6:43 am

People who have never encountered the now glorified street nigga thug culture directly either refuse to accept the evidence smacking them right between the eyes or they want it .
With gun ownership in predominantly white hands the crime rate of gun violence deaths is extremely low even when factoring in the mass shootings by the mentally incompetent . Those mentally incompetent individuals generally display signs including government agency documentation of their mental or emotional imbalances . Sadly the established liberal health industry avoids commitment of these individuals consequently we are left with the damage their failures allow to happen .

SmallerGovNow
SmallerGovNow
  gm
November 22, 2018 7:54 am

I’ve got serious Negro Fatigue. 13% of our population demands 90% of our national attention. Something’s wrong with that… Chip

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
November 21, 2018 8:59 pm

This guy is why the second amendment exists.

Isnt making terroristic threats illegal?
Does this fit the definition of a terroristic threat?
Should he be pre emptively put down for the safety of the nation?

bob
bob
November 21, 2018 10:10 pm

The dude is a total twat-drunk on the totalitarian coolaid of the communist left. Who are bent on our destruction. No matter what the cost. Don’t forget that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 22, 2018 9:43 am

This doofus and Ocasio Kotex…. more fun than a Dead concert. The stupid is unbearable.

Luminae
Luminae
November 22, 2018 9:44 am

This doofus and Ocasio Kotex…. more fun than a Dead concert. The stupid is unbearable.

NathanBedfordQuantrell
NathanBedfordQuantrell
November 22, 2018 9:53 am

On this Thanksgiving Day, I am grateful for Eric Swalwell. The Collectivists putting someone that vicious, stupid, and smug in Congress will surely red-pill at least 50,000 people.

I am also grateful that Eric’s handlers were so stupid or so besotted from too much Chardonnay, that they neglected to tell him to shut up or at least neglected to edit his comments before releasing his statements to the public.