Ocasio-Cortez Gets Head Stuck In Bucket, Journalists Rush To Explain Why It Was Actually A Genius Move

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Wednesday, New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez somehow got her head stuck inside a bucket. She was heard yelling, “Who turned out the lights?” while repeatedly running full speed into walls. Republicans immediately pounced, using this as proof that Ocasio-Cortez is “kind of a dummy.” Many journalists, on the other hand, leaped to Ocasio-Cortez’s defense, saying her getting her head firmly wedged inside of a plastic bucket was further proof of her being an intelligent and dynamic politician.

“Most people don’t have her scientific curiosity and intelligence,” said MSNBC pundit Chris Hayes. “Someone incurious like Trump would never look at a bucket and ask ‘Could my head fit inside that?’ But Ocasio-Cortez dives into such questions head first.”

“She is making a bold statement,” said CNN’s Chris Cuomo. “The bucket on her head is from Walmart, and she is saying loud and clear that corporations have blinded us all.”

Many activists also defended Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter, though they seemed confused about exactly how to defend her, some talking about how buckets are important to society and others calling for the destruction of all buckets.

As for Ocasio-Cortez, she is doubling down and refusing to apologize, even though the incident caused a huge delay for the Capitol janitorial staff.

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8 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 23, 2019 7:43 am

AOC is too stupid to come up with the craziness all by herself. It can only come from a committee of leftist controllers.

Hollow man
Hollow man
June 23, 2019 7:43 am

If she really did they really would.

Erisa
Erisa
  Hollow man
June 23, 2019 8:31 am

You got that right Hollow man.

Bob McDoanld
Bob McDoanld
June 23, 2019 11:01 am

What makes this so funny is that it could actually be true.

BB
BB
  Bob McDoanld
June 23, 2019 11:31 am

People of Color , vote for the stupidest damn people and then blame whites when shit goes south. Blacks are another group that does this over and over.

starfcker
starfcker
  Bob McDoanld
June 23, 2019 3:22 pm

I’m a little worried. It doesn’t say in the article if anybody helped to get the bucket off of her head.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 23, 2019 12:27 pm

You beat me to it, Bob. The sad thing about this story is I can see it happening

AC
AC
June 23, 2019 6:31 pm

I feel bad for the bucket.