During last night’s game between the Winnipeg Jets and Montreal Canadiens, Lars Eller scored a hat trick. As per NHL tradition, fans started to throw their headgear onto the ice in celebration. One fan decided to switch things up and threw a sex toy onto the ice. I need to start watching hockey more often.
When Texas plumber Mark Oberholtzer traded in his black Ford F-250 pickup truck, he expected it would live a second life in the hands of new owners, but probably not these owners.
Oberholtzer’s Texas City plumbing company, Mark-1 Plumbing, has been inundated with threats after a photo of his old Ford work truck appeared on a terrorist Twitter feed, equipped with an anti-aircraft gun in the bed and still bearing the company logo on the door.
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Who needs a stack of dollah bills and a titty bar when there is FRIDAY FAIL!! Drink your own beer at home and enjoy…….the doors open soon.
“I want to join yous guys in Antifa.”
Can you fight?
“Hells yeah. I can kick ass”
Prove it. Let’s step outside.
“Wait. Fight with YOU??!!!”
No. Pretend that silver trash can on the railing is a MAGA hat wearing deplorable Nazi nationalist.
Show us how you would kick his ass.
“K. I got skills. Watch this.”
….
“Oww! Phock! Where my glasses?
Dammit! I’m bleeding. Got any Kleenex? Sonofabitch!”
There are better ways to achieve unconsciousness.
Here is a Mick version:
One night, Mrs. McMillen answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory.”
Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs. McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned.”
Mrs. McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”
Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out 3 times to pee!”
Yancey’s first attempt at pole tossing convinced him to pursue the violin.
True, but it was six months of rehabilitation later.
Tayshawn practiced lock picking technique on a wall socket just once.
Aw shit, now they’re going to credit some black kid with discovering electricity.
Most kids learn the problem with this at about age 3 or 4.
What, no sound? Even a dubbed ZAP would suffice.
There are some things I had to learn the hard way. I just thank God I wasn’t stupid on top of it.
Now that’s a Dad! Of course, we don’t know how many times they did that before they got the balloon, nor how many kids it took.
You kind of have to root for the train in this video.
Join the discussion…Ain’t no “kind of” . I was Cheering for the train !
Idiots like this deserve what they get. I just hope the engineer was OK .
I’m a big Darwin Award fan .
Looks like no or slight damage to the front of the train so engineer should be OK. Don’t know about the stupid driver.
Darwin was right and the herd was thinned.
Fredo Cuomo.
That’s quick thinking letting go right in front of the car, Einstein.
Is the electric cord lawn mower really a thing? Seems kind of stupid given the crap people will run over with a lawnmower. Maybe the genius electrician in the GIF above has one.
I didn’t know the new Tesla mowers were out yet?
Nah, not the Tesla Mower- no BBQ.
The extension cord doesn’t look to be that long before he starts it.
I have an electric lawn mower and it never did that. Either this guy is an idiot or this was staged.
By the way, I don’t use that lawn mower anymore.
Hey little bugger, get the hell out of my fantasy.
Little Emilio grew up to become Emilia.
Probably a cheerleader’s little brother who saw the routine so many times he knows it by heart. Maybe showing his sister up and giving her hell.
By the way, have cheerleaders become pole dancers without the pole? When I was in school, the cheer dances weren’t like this. Of course, that was a while back and things have changed.
What a douchebag.
Best Party Evah!
Never drink and do anything if you have no common sense.
Flipjack
A new Olympic sport?
Doing it with stir-fry was less successful.
I’m as surprise as she was.
I need a pro like that.
Out for a relaxing Sunday bike ride in New Delhi.
That had to be a harsh ending. BTW, TY nkit. Absolutely engrossing bits.
I see obstacles in the path. Wonder if he ended up inside the shopping carts.
Good reaction.
An AntiFa robber. Unsuccessful as usual.
You seem obsessed with the female form, nkit. Carry on.
Oh, that reminds me, T4C, I forgive you. I could never hold anything against you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
+100, kit. Yo, kudos.
That sucks.
The Hyperloop will do it better.
That’s what the guy cleaning the inside of it said at the time! (quickly!)
That happens every time I see a picture of Hillary!
If an explosion goes BANG ! Does an implosion go GNAB ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgu3a9AIsA8
That guy can write his own ticket. I wouldn’t eff with him if I had a pistol.
People should watch who they make fun of. As Gump said, you never know what you’re going to get.
It’s always a tougher climb in the mountains.
Yes. And, fortunately, the batteries lasted for each leg of the journey, through the bush, and over the mountains.
She did well not to giggle.
The maiden voyage of the submarine train was declared unsuccessful when all passengers at the first stop drowned.
Seems suggestive of something.
Electric train + water = not a good outcome.
A nice picture of a beautiful young redheaded woman with alluring eyes.
An example of our Creator’s beauty to behold.
The gift of eyesight from Him is taken for granted by one who only sees irritation here.
Down voter: If this is offensive to you, you’re pitiful.
You could have ignored it, or been indifferent to it.
With your disapproval, I suspect you are of the female gender (there’s only 2, btw), and
you have something in your appearance, or your past experience that haunts you.
Deep seated psych issues, with a basket full of dramatic emotions.
Envy? Or perhaps a young redhead ran off with your man. You seem angry. Misunderstood?
See a therapist, instead of perusing, then objecting to what others find attractive.
Actually I would think the down vote a virtue signaling male unaware no one is seeing his virtue.
I told you before there’s a prude in the group that keeps down-voting women photos. I think we’ve sussed out two of them.
Or perhaps the prude is one going by two names.
Heather sat at the window wondering what cats think about when they sit at the window.
Bob sat behind Heather admiring the way different parts of her curved.
i sat behind bob waiting for him to get the hell out of my way
She kept asking “Why do you call this death by selfie?”
Can we use this on Hillary?
That’s an amazing machine that I’ve never seen before.
Anybody have any idea how the cutting blades are arranged?
Looks like a heavy duty chipper with no flow-thru, and an inverted shroud,
with gravity doing the rest.
It looks like a large stump grinder that does not require you to cut down the tree first.
Coming from the forest products industry, it looks like a waste of a very nice tree.
what really brought down the world trade towers
That’s ingenious.
Baby got back.
Now that’s just gross.
You want her, you hound.
Now I understand why chick doesn’t like pictures of pretty girls.
Now, this is porn and we do not need any more of it.
Let’s get back to the red headed soft porn.
have you no decency,sir?
Wow. This woman needs some help and not just to get up.
Some would see this and think this daredevil has huge ones.
Methinks after 16 years of eating mostly pizza,
Skeeter is taking drastic measures to cure a bad bout of constipation.
Size matters
At least his pals are ready to jump into the fray, but looks like he handled it.
You are discriminating !
The hills are alive with the sound of slapping.
Thank God dad caught him or he’d have plunged four more inches to the soft grass below.
Like father, like son.
It’s a natural instinct for a parent to reach out and grab them when a kid falls. His instincts were good.
I just wonder what Dad is holding behind his back.
We’ll leave the light on.
And they only went through 14 dogs to perfect it.
A couple platform enforcers show Dee the path to enlightenment.
I hope that’s a cat.
Looks more like a redneck stunt to me.
The closing scene of Free Billy is chilling and heart warming at the same time.
Think Billy may have drowned….
Notice they use the big guy to break the ice.
Bare front on a bare back.
Lucky horse.
Horse hair in the cooter or that’s why they invented saddles….
Beautiful photo, love the sunlight effect.
Your Honour, I swear when I asked her for a picture of her pussy I was referring to her cat.
Snatch in the hatch
Cootch in the hootch
Fish on!
Booty on The Bounty.
When the wind ain’t blowin’,
fire up ‘er motor, or better start rowin’.
Some motion on the ocean.
Any fine port in a storm.
Brandy?
Nice view of the Manhattan and Brooklyn Bridges.
Pardon, ma’am. May I have a lick of your double dip?
Reminds me of my date with Paula at 31 Flavors.
Lucky ice cream.
Thanks for the laughs and pretty girls!
So that’s how it’s done…I always wondered.
Never once did I wonder.
You knew?